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I beg you for a more convoluted joke like this. . . Come back soon, just a joke
The Demon King kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.
The Demon King: "You can break your throat by screaming... No one will come to save you..."
p>Princess: "Broken throat...broken throat..."
No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."
Devil King: " Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..."
Cao Cao: "Devil King...what did you ask me to do..."
Devil King: "Wow...I saw a ghost"
p>
Ghost: "Damn! I've been found..."
Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."
Devil: "oh , my god!"
God: "Who called me?"
Who: "No one calls you..."
No one: " Where can I be? You're just pretending!"
Devil King: "Damn it...this is a marriage recognition meeting..."
Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"< /p>
Who: "Talk about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"
Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"
Which one: "Looking for you? Me No... Hey, there are a lot of people here."
A lot of people said: "I just arrived...who are you?"
Which one said: "I am not who. "
Who: "He is not me."
Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"
Everyone: "Me." I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."
Happiness: "What do I have to see?"
God: "It's none of my business, let's go now. "
The Demon King: "You answer one question before you leave. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the Demon King?"
Go on: "You are a good Demon King and don't do it. , what should I do?"
Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave."
No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you? Let's go..."
How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."
Excitement: "What are you watching me do?"
< p>What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? You gangster!"You actually said: "Where do I have it?"
Me: "What does it have to do with me?"< /p>
Devil King: "Fuck! I'm going crazy..."
Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..."
Crazy : "What do you want me to do?"
You want me: "I don't know anything!"
I don't know anything: "I don't know!"
p>I didn't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"
Someone said: "I didn't call you!"
I didn't: " Who called him?"
Who said: "I didn't accuse you wrongly...I didn't..."
I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."< /p>
You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either.
"
Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"
Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"
Me Nothing: "What do you want me to say?"
I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"
My long-lost brother: "...I will be called even if my name is so long..."
Who: "...I want to leave this place as soon as possible "The place of right and wrong"
Right and wrong: "So this is my place..."
I have nothing & nothing: "Stop making noise, we are talking..." "
Don't bother us: "I'm not talking..."
I'm not: "I'm not talking!..."
I don't have anything: "-_-\\\"...Let's go outside...let's go outside and talk..."
Go: "I'm sorry...(twisting) ”
I have nothing: “It’s none of your business...Flash...” (The two brothers walked out angrily)
It’s none of your business: “Oh ...Why did you drive me away..."
Why: "I didn't drive you away...Be good...don't cry"
I didn't: "Oh ...It has nothing to do with me anymore."
What does it have to do with me: "What? Someone called me?"
Someone said: "Who wants to call you..."
Who: "I really have to leave...t.t"
Go: "I'm really sorry...*v.v*" (\\\"Who \\\"Falled to the ground)
It's none of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"
It's none of my business: "...Cousin. ..Long time no see..."
Long time: "I'm not here..."
Devil King: "Are you finished?"
Endless: "He doesn't have me"
You: "I don't have him"
I: "Who said that?"
Who: "What do you want me to do?"
You: "You actually want to fuck me?"
You: "I won't fuck him"
I: "Who said I don't know how to do it?"
Who said: "It's unfair! I didn't say..."
Said: "Why did you ask me to do it?"
Who said: "You two are so shameless!"
Both of you: "I want it! I want it!"
Face: "Who wants me?"
Who: "I don't want it"
Devil King: "Hurry up, I'm going to drive you out"
People: "Drive me out? Find me"
k: "Who is looking for me?"
Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!"
He: "Don't kill me"
p>Me: "Who wants to kill me? "
Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him..."
One: "Don't catch me"
Me: "I've had enough. Whoever mentions my name again, I will never let you go!"
Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
Me : "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"
Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: "What's good about me?"
Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "What's good about me ?”
What’s cool: “Brother, I finally found you!”
What’s cool: “Brother, let’s go out and talk.”
From then on, the devil really suffered from schizophrenia...
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