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I beg you for a more convoluted joke like this. . . Come back soon, just a joke

The Demon King kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.

The Demon King: "You can break your throat by screaming... No one will come to save you..."

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Princess: "Broken throat...broken throat..."

No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."

Devil King: " Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..."

Cao Cao: "Devil King...what did you ask me to do..."

Devil King: "Wow...I saw a ghost"

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Ghost: "Damn! I've been found..."

Damn: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Devil: "oh , my god!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one calls you..."

No one: " Where can I be? You're just pretending!"

Devil King: "Damn it...this is a marriage recognition meeting..."

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"< /p>

Who: "Talk about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? Me No... Hey, there are a lot of people here."

A lot of people said: "I just arrived...who are you?"

Which one said: "I am not who. "

Who: "He is not me."

Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "Me." I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun."

Happiness: "What do I have to see?"

God: "It's none of my business, let's go now. "

The Demon King: "You answer one question before you leave. Why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the Demon King?"

Go on: "You are a good Demon King and don't do it. , what should I do?"

Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave."

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you? Let's go..."

How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "What are you watching me do?"

< p>What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? You gangster!"

You actually said: "Where do I have it?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"< /p>

Devil King: "Fuck! I'm going crazy..."

Fuck: "Why are you calling me!..."

Crazy : "What do you want me to do?"

You want me: "I don't know anything!"

I don't know anything: "I don't know!"

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I didn't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"

Someone said: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: " Who called him?"

Who said: "I didn't accuse you wrongly...I didn't..."

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."< /p>

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either.

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Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"

Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"

Me Nothing: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "...I will be called even if my name is so long..."

Who: "...I want to leave this place as soon as possible "The place of right and wrong"

Right and wrong: "So this is my place..."

I have nothing & nothing: "Stop making noise, we are talking..." "

Don't bother us: "I'm not talking..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking!..."

I don't have anything: "-_-\\\"...Let's go outside...let's go outside and talk..."

Go: "I'm sorry...(twisting) ”

I have nothing: “It’s none of your business...Flash...” (The two brothers walked out angrily)

It’s none of your business: “Oh ...Why did you drive me away..."

Why: "I didn't drive you away...Be good...don't cry"

I didn't: "Oh ...It has nothing to do with me anymore."

What does it have to do with me: "What? Someone called me?"

Someone said: "Who wants to call you..."

Who: "I really have to leave...t.t"

Go: "I'm really sorry...*v.v*" (\\\"Who \\\"Falled to the ground)

It's none of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"

It's none of my business: "...Cousin. ..Long time no see..."

Long time: "I'm not here..."

Devil King: "Are you finished?"

Endless: "He doesn't have me"

You: "I don't have him"

I: "Who said that?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

You: "You actually want to fuck me?"

You: "I won't fuck him"

I: "Who said I don't know how to do it?"

Who said: "It's unfair! I didn't say..."

Said: "Why did you ask me to do it?"

Who said: "You two are so shameless!"

Both of you: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it"

Devil King: "Hurry up, I'm going to drive you out"

People: "Drive me out? Find me"

k: "Who is looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!"

He: "Don't kill me"

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Me: "Who wants to kill me? "

Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him..."

One: "Don't catch me"

Me: "I've had enough. Whoever mentions my name again, I will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

Me : "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claws!"

Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms: "What's good about me?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "What's good about me ?”

What’s cool: “Brother, I finally found you!”

What’s cool: “Brother, let’s go out and talk.”

From then on, the devil really suffered from schizophrenia...