It's a little boring now. Who can tell me some absolutely classic cold jokes?

1, gravity was first discovered by a Hainanese in China.

200 years before Europe. Not as famous as Newton.

Because he is enjoying the cool under the coconut tree.

A coconut fell and hurt him badly. Since then, he has lost his language ability.

2. A blind man is walking on the road with a lantern. Others ask: You are blind. What is the use of playing lanterns?

The blind man replied, I didn't do it for myself. I'm afraid others can't see the road clearly. This is Confucianism.

The blind man replied: I am afraid that others will hit me. This is Mohism.

The blind man replied, didn't you say you should play lanterns when you go out at night? This is the legalist school.

The blind man replied, you can fight if you want. Why ask? This is Taoism.

The blind man replied, guess. This is Shi Jia.

3. Some questions about the underworld:

1. Is Wangxiangtai a public place?

2. Is there any super-standard building in Yamaraja Concert Hall?

3. Is Huang Quan Road a national highway or a high-speed rail? Is there a charge? Is there a speed limit?

4. Is the cow's head horse face a pet or a national civil servant?

5. Is Naihe Bridge designed by experts from China? Will it collapse?

6. Is the price of eighteen floors of hell high? Can I open it at will? Is there a nail house?

7. Is Meng Po Tang a green food? Is it sterilized tableware?

4. "The moon stars are rare, and the black magpies fly south; Three times around the tree, there are no branches to follow. What do these four poems express Cao Cao's mood? "

"I can't find a parking space to eat."

A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr. Banana took off his clothes.

Then his girlfriend fell down.

6. One day, mung beans jumped from the fifth floor and shed a lot of blood, turning into red beans; Has been squeezed dry and turned into soybeans.

; The wound was scarred and finally turned into black beans.

7. A family just installed electric bubbles. After dinner, the old man rolled a bag of dry cigarettes, habitually put the pot of the tobacco bag on the light bulb, and smoked hard, but did not light the cigarette.

The old man had to take out a match and light a cigarette.

After smoking, the old man wanted to sleep and blew hard at the light bulb, but it didn't go out.

So the old man had to leave it open and go to bed.

While undressing, he said to himself, "This thing is really strange. It won't light a cigarette or blow it out. "

8. A fool met a wise man. The wise man gave him a grass and said, "This is called invisible grass. Hold it in your hand and others will never see it again. "

Holding the "invisible grass", the fool immediately went to the market, reached out and grabbed a handful of money from others, and left.

The rich man caught him and gave him a good beating.

The fool shouted, "No matter how hard you fight, you can't see me anyway!" " Because I have invisible grass! "

9. A rich man's child went to buy ice. He said to the ice seller, "Let me see your ice."

The ice seller knocked off a piece of ice from a big ice block and handed it to him.

The rich second generation said, "I want a piece of ice colder than this."

The ice seller knocked down another piece from the other side of the big ice block and handed it to him.

The rich second generation asked, "How much is your ice?"

The ice seller said, "This piece of ice sells for a kilo, and the ice just sold for two kilos."

The rich second generation said, "Give me your expensive ice."

10, a fool put black beans in his car and went to Beijing to sell them. When he reached the water, the car overturned and the black beans fell into the water, so the man went home and asked someone to fish for beans.

After leaving, people at the water's edge fished out all the black beans.

When the man came back, there were only many tadpoles swimming in the river. He thought it was black beans and wanted to fish in the water, but tadpoles ran away when they saw people.

The man lamented for a long time and said, "Black beans! Don't recognize me, run when you see me. Maybe you'll grow a tail soon, lest I don't know you! "

I'm bored, too. I found some for you. Have a good time!