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1

Jacques, a little pig younger than Bill, is sick and dying. Bill is worried.

Bill ordered, "shh, be gentle. Hey, look out! "

Some friends are carrying stretchers. Jacques lay on it, groaning.

Bill comforted Jacques: "Jacques, bear with it, Pippi's clinic will arrive."

Jacques said intermittently, "No, no, Pippi, an old wolf, has a very dark heart."

Bill said, "Pippi's medical skill is very good. Don't be afraid. I promise to cure you soon. "

Pippi has a dark heart and is known far and wide; His medical skills are high and immediate, and he is also well known.

The hairy bear said gruffly, "Here we are!"

The hairy bear slapped the knocker hard with his thick palm; Knocking on the door ring is like setting off firecrackers.

-Open the door, Pippi, or I'll smash it! The hairy bear makes a hullabaloo about.

Be careful not to break my door. I'm coming, I'm coming. Pippi screamed back.

Hey, Pippi opened the door a crack and was happy to see the stretcher. Well, the opportunity to get rich is coming again.

2

Pippi put on gloves, set up a stethoscope and felt Jacques' pulse. Pippi frowned on purpose. He frowned at everyone he saw.

The tighter your frown, the more serious your illness is.

Pippi muttered in a low voice, "Oh, no; Oh, it's really dangerous. "

The little white rabbit asked tearfully, "Is there any saving?" Is he very ill? Pippi, you are a good man. You must save Jacques. "

Pippi said, "Jacques has a very difficult disease, but I will find a way."

The hairy bear grabbed Pippi's thin arm and said, "Stop beating around the bush and hang up the garter."

Pippi cried out in pain, "Let go, let go, you broke my arm."

Hair and skin have answers, but deliberately pretend to be sad: "hospitalization, you pay quickly."

Bill felt in his pocket and found only three forest coins. There are four furry bears; There are four little white rabbits; There are two hedgehogs. A * * * only has thirteen forest coins.

Bill said, "Is that enough?"

Pippi's limit of turning the ball: "No, no, too little." It needs a hundred forest coins. "

Bill said, "That's all we have."

Pippi said, "I can't help you. Hey, I need 95 forest coins to buy a valuable medicine. "

Hedgehog "poop": "One hundred forest coins can buy most of your clinics."

Pippi said, "Don't do this, don't you understand? Guess what? I'll stabilize Jacques first, and you prepare the money. However, only one week is allowed. After that, I can't guarantee Jacques's illness. "

three

Bill is about to cry. One hundred forest coins. Oh, my God, so much money. What's the matter?

The hairy bear said, "Let's do business."

Bill said, "No capital!"

The little white rabbit said, "You don't need capital to do business."

The hedgehog said, "Is there such a good thing in the world?"

"No, not for a week, and it's too late to be proud." Bill shook his head.

Suddenly, the teddy bear clapped his hands excitedly: "Vivi, let's open a toy store!" " "

Bill said, "Toy shops are everywhere. This is nothing new. Besides, where can I make toys? "

Teddy bear said, "Our toy stores are different. Toys-you, me, him. " The hairy bear pointed to his partner and said.

"Hey, this main kiln is good." The little white rabbit is very happy.

Good is good, but can it be successful? Bill thought about it, that's all. He can't think of a better way. #

four

Bill's toy store opened the next day. Bill stood at the door and warmly greeted everyone passing by the toy store: "Welcome, welcome."

However, none of the customers came. Bill's thick lips can't spit out music or flowers.

Bill had a towel on his shoulder and sweat dripped from it.

At dusk, the noble Miss Fox came.

Hey, Bill, you really look like a little boy. What, do you work for someone else? The fox is joking with Bill.

Welcome, I have opened a toy store! Bill said.

-Really? Oh, I didn't see it. Let me see. Fox was the first customer, and Bill accompanied Miss Fox around.

I don't know if I didn't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it. Miss Fox touched the furry bear with trembling hands.

Bill, Bill, let me follow you and make sure you get rich. But you have to listen to me. The fox danced with joy.

Bill said, "Can you earn one hundred forest coins? Five days later. "

Miss Fox said, "Little fool, it's not the same topic. I'm afraid you have never seen so much money in your life. "

Bill said, "Well, whatever you say."

five

On the third day, a notice was posted in front of Bill's toy store.

Dear customers:

The toys in our shop are lifelike. They are imported from Europe, Africa and Latin America. You can't afford it. However, as long as you pay five forest coins, you can come to our store for a day. If you are not satisfied, you are guaranteed to get a refund. Please note that timid people are not allowed in.

Inspired by miss fox.

As soon as the notice was posted, many people came.

What? what? We can't afford it? Joke, I'll go and have a look.

Who is timid? I don't believe it can scare people to death.

One,Two,Three ...

Wow, Bill's toy store is crowded with customers.

Fresh, * * *, lively and beautiful. Girls are timid, just looking from a distance. A little girl said, "As big as a fluffy bear, I have never seen such a big toy." Mother said, "touch it." It is a toy. Don't be afraid. " The little girl curled up in her mother's arms: "no, no, no, I'm afraid."

A brave boy, holding a small wire, fiddled with Mao Xiong's hair, fiddled with Mao Xiong J and fiddled with hedgehog.

Mao Xiong couldn't help it: "Little fellow, don't tease me, I itch."

The little boy said to his father, "Dad, Mao Xiong can talk, and he says he itches."

Dad said, "As far as you are naughty, is the fluffy bear a toy?" How can you talk? "

"ouch. The hedgehog giggled. " The little boy said.

Miss Fox is too busy to collect money. #

six

On the fourth day, Bill came to Pippi Clinic excitedly. Yesterday, they earned 148 forest coins.

Bill dropped the forest coin on Pippi's desk, and Pippi turned green: "Is it true?" . I want to have a good look. It's really true. "

Pippi said, "You are going to give me a plaque, and you will sign it collectively. On the plaque, the words' Wonderful Hands Rejuvenate' are written."

Bill patted his chest and said, "No problem."

Pippi was even more surprised. That's the tone when rich people see a doctor.

Pippi brought out a bowl of medicinal soup and said, "After taking this medicine, Jacques's illness will basically be cured. "

Bill looked at it. "Hey, isn't this dandelion?" Bill said, "This is dandelion."

Pippi immediately defended: "This is no ordinary dandelion."

Bill said angrily, "In any case, you should take good care of Jacques's illness."

Bill left angrily, and Pippi accompanied him to the door with a smile on his face.

seven

Bill's toy store is doing well. They have earned more than 1000 forest coins. The fluffy bear, the white rabbit, the prickly fox and Miss Fox are all exhausted.

Earned more than one thousand forest coins! Bill is very excited. What are they doing when they sum up together?

The little white rabbit said, "Today, Jacques was discharged from the hospital. We'll pick him up later. "

Bill said, "well, let's open a big clinic and hire a goat doctor from a small town." You know, Pippi's heart is too dark. He cooked some dandelions for Jacques and charged us one hundred forest coins. Finally, I brazenly asked for a plaque. "

-Bad thing! The little white rabbit never swears, and now he swears.

Yes, let's open another clinic.

-Yes, get rid of Pippi.

Bill's toy store was closed for one day, and they went to Pippi's clinic to meet Jacques. When Jacques saw his friend, he was moved to tears and couldn't say a word.

Pippi said, "Bill, do you have a plaque?"

Bill took a bite.

The hedgehog, the white rabbit, the hairy bear and Jacques each took a bite of Pippi. Pippi's eyes flashed green, but when he saw the fist of the hairy bear, he was silent again.

Bill said, "Jacques, let's go!" " "

Bill and his friends left happily, singing.

Their wolf Pippi fainted.