Dubbing the joke Journey to the West in Sichuan dialect.

Early in the morning, the Tang Priest woke up from his dream and found the Monkey King kneeling in front of the bed. He asked, "Wukong, what's wrong with you?" The Monkey King said with tears on his face, "Master, I beg you. Next time you talk in your sleep, don't say a spell, okay? "

Wukong was exiled to Huaguoshan by Tang Priest because of Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon. A few months later, Zhu Bajie suddenly visited and cried when he entered the door. Wukong asked, "Where is the parade?" Bajie replied, "Linfen." Wukong asked again, "But did you meet a demon again?" "No," Pig said. Wukong said urgently, "Then why are you crying?" Pig was even sadder: "Brother, go home quickly! Master was sold to the black brick kiln and we searched for it for three months. "

When the Buddhist scriptures team arrived in the poverty-stricken areas, they could not lend them out in a few days. Wukong had to send Friar Sand and Bajie to distant cities to find food because he wanted to protect his master. On the first day, everyone returned empty-handed because there was no money. Go the next day, or empty-handed, because there is no money. Wukong was furious: "If you can't find food, don't come back!" On the third night, Friar Sand happily carried a big bag of rice with a lot of money left.

Wukong was overjoyed and asked, "Where's Bajie?" Friar Sand suddenly cried sadly, "Brother, forgive me. There are so many of us, only the second brother can sell 16 yuan a catty. "

When they arrived in a big city, Wukong borrowed food, Friar Sand packed his bags, and Pig went out for fun. In the evening, Bajie returned empty-handed, Tang.

The monk asked, "Where is the White Horse Dragon?" Bajie said, "I was detained by the traffic police." Tang Priest asked why? The pig said, "It farted." The Tang Priest asked, "You can't be detained even if you fart?" Bajie said:

"pol.ice said that Beijing would hold a green Olympics, and its exhaust gas exceeded the standard."

When Wukong came back begging, he found that Master had disappeared, and Friar Sand and Pig were crying on the ground. Wukong asked, "Where is Master?" Bajie said:

"I lost it." Wukong said, "Look for it!" Friar Sand said, "I've looked everywhere, but there's nothing." Wukong looked around again, but still couldn't find it. Three people were worried when Wukong suddenly asked, "Did Master pay the mortgage this month?" Friar Sand said, "No." "Have you paid the road maintenance fee?" Wukong said, "Master, wash and sleep." . There are banks and traffic police watching! ”"

Tang Priest and his disciples passed by the lion camel bell, and the lion essence caught Tang Priest. Wukong took great pains and finally defeated the lion essence. Just as he was about to be killed, Manjusri Bodhisattva suddenly came, saying that it was his mount and took the lion essence and roared off. Wukong cursed. "Forget it, big brother," Pig said. "I am a leading driver and a civil servant."

Tang Priest and his disciples arrived at the West Gate, and five hundred arhats went out with their luggage on their backs. When they saw this, they asked why. "You don't know,

In a few days, the new Labor Law will be implemented, and all of us temporary workers will be laid off. The Tang Priest asked, "Where is the Bodhisattva?" ? "collect

Han said: "They are also having a hard time. In order to avoid the new labor law, Nishida forced them to sign a contract with XX Company, and then a third-party company sent them to work in Nishida. "