Jokes about Confucius and Zengzi

Confucius said: "When fighting with bricks, it is not suitable to mess with them. It is not suitable to touch the face until it is touched. The right hand is used to finish the left hand. After the brick is broken, use shoes. It is not suitable to enjoy it until death. Woohoo! "It's still the same if you don't laugh.

Confucius said: I have not seen a strong person.

Confucius said: I have never seen anyone like Guo Degang.

Zigong said: There is beautiful jade here.

Zigong said: There is a piece of beautiful jade in Russia.

Confucius was on the river and said: "The dead are like a man! He does not give up day and night."

When Confucius went to Sichuan to eat hot pot, he said: The dead are like Stalin and Khrushchev. Husband, it happened overnight.

Confucius said: I have never seen anyone who loves virtue as much as he loves lust.

Confucius said: I have never seen someone who loves Germany as much as Israel. Such a person.

Confucius said: The next generation is to be feared. How can one know that the person who is coming is not here? If he is not heard of at forty or fifty, this is not enough to be feared.

Confucius. Said: People born in the 1980s are quite scary, but you don’t dare to say that they are not as scary as people today. If you don’t find them scary when you are in your 40s or 50s, then it seems there is nothing scary.

Confucius said: When the year is cold, you will know where the mountain eagle is hidden in the forest and snow.

Confucius said: When winter comes, you will know where the mountain eagle is hidden in the forest and snowfield. Confucius said: Those who are near will come, and those who are far away will come.

Confucius said: If you whisper to the people next to you, people from far away will definitely come to listen.

Confucius said: Bang. If you speak with caution, you may act with caution.

Confucius said: After the Nippon Paint is painted, if there are still passages on it, it will be dangerous for you to talk and walk (it is probably a dangerous building).

Zeng Zi said: A gentleman cannot think about his position.

Zeng Zimo said: A good man always thinks about how he cannot succeed in his position.

Confucius said: Don't worry about others.

Confucius said: People who are not sick do not know that they are incompetent.

Confucius said: There are few people who know virtue.

Confucius said: Hey, you also know how to govern a country with virtue, how new it is!

Confucius said: If a worker wants to do his job well, he must first sharpen his tools.

Confucius said: If you want to improve the quality of your sexual life, you must first sharpen your words.

Confucius said: If you don’t have long-term concerns, you must worry about the near future.

Confucius said. : If people don’t consider their own farsightedness, they will definitely worry about their own shortsightedness.

Confucius said: Only superior knowledge and inferior ignorance will not change.

Confucius said: Let the people above know and let the people below be fooled has not changed since ancient times.

Confucius said: A gentleman is righteous but has no righteousness, and a villain is brave but has no righteousness. Righteousness is a thief.

Confucius said: People are guided by Marxism-Leninism. Good people who have the courage but do not adhere to Marxism-Leninism will definitely like rebellion; bad people have the courage but do not adhere to Marxism-Leninism. Definitely corrupt.