Ask a joke about taking medicine

The patient went for a physical examination, and the doctor wrote a prescription in his old illegible handwriting. The patient put the prescription in his pocket but forgot to take the medicine. For two years, he showed it to the ticket inspector as a railway pass every morning; I also used it to enter the cinema twice, watching a baseball and a concert; I got a promotion by passing it off as an old note.

One day, the man lost his prescription. After his daughter found out, she played this piece on the piano and won the prize of entering the public conservatory of music.

A nun stormed out of the diagnosis room and left without paying. The clinic receptionist was very surprised. When the doctor came out, she asked what happened.

"Oh," replied the doctor, "I examined her and told her that she was pregnant."

"Doctor," shouted the receptionist, "that's impossible!"

"Of course not," replied the doctor. "However, it just said that she cured her hiccups."

Doctor: "What about the medicine I gave you last time? Does it help you? "

Patient: "great, my uncle mistook the medicine for his and died soon after taking it." Now I am the heir to his large fortune. "

One day, a rabbit jumped into the drugstore.

Rabbit: Boss, do you sell carrots?

The boss replied with a smile, no.

The next day, the rabbit jumped in and asked

Rabbit: Boss, do you sell carrots?

Boss: No! ! !

On the third day, the rabbit jumped in and asked if there were any carrots.

Boss: We didn't sell it! ! If you come in and ask me again, I'll cut off your ear! !

The fourth day, the rabbit jumped in and asked the rabbit, boss, do you sell scissors?

Boss: No!

Rabbit: Do you sell carrots?

Boss:! @#$%%^

"I had hoped to be an athlete and represent my country in international competitions."

"Why not? '

"Because I have a bad memory, I often confuse things. Once, I mistook a softball for a shot put. "

"What are you doing now? '

"Work as a pharmacist in a pharmacy."

A man walked into a drugstore and said to the fat boss, please give me a pint of castor oil. The fat boss took out an aluminum ladder from the inside, put it on, climbed into the storage room above, opened the door, picked up a big barrel of oil, filled the glass bottle, closed the door, climbed down the aluminum ladder and handed the bottle to the customer.

At this moment, another guest walked into the drugstore and said, boss, give me a pint of castor oil. The fat boss looked at it, climbed the aluminum ladder, poured the oil, and then panted and gave the oil to the customer.

The third man walked into the drugstore, and the fat boss asked, Do you want a pint of castor oil, too? The customer shook his head,

The fat boss said, well, please wait a moment! ! The fat boss climbed the aluminum ladder, closed the door of the storage room, then climbed down the ladder, put it in his head and said easily, OK! Now you can tell me what you want!

The third customer said, boss, please give me half a pint of castor oil!