The script of the funny sketch is simple and hilarious

The reference examples of simple and hilarious comedy skit scripts are as follows:

Examiner: Lao Bao (fair and strict, strong ability to recognize people), Dongpo (great writer, famous scholar) , Bajie (food expert).

Script text:

Dongpo: Today is the first day of interviews for our catering department. This recruitment is open to the world and recruiting talents. Today's interview students have all passed the civil service written examination and professional examination, and foreigners have also taken the Chinese TOEFL written test. The leader asked me to join in the fun and be an examiner, along with two other people, Chief Justice Lao Bao! Another one, Bajie.

Lao Bao: Today’s interviewees are all unique in their literary and military abilities. They are good at eating, drinking and having fun, and they are also good at snow, moon and wind. Now, let’s start today’s interview. First place, Tai Youcai!

Tai Youcai: My name is Tai Youcai. Thai in Thailand is not a pervert! When I was young, my IQ was 75, but I treated life and others with sincerity and kindness; I persisted in my self-policy in life and never wavered. I want to bring my social outlook, worldview, and values ??into the cafeteria. Serve students wholeheartedly.

Dongpo: Long-winded!

Tai Youcai: And...

Lao Bao: You said it very well. Okay, next, Supreme Treasure.

Bajie: Some people say that career and love are like a fish and a bear's paw, it is difficult to have both. If you are faced with the choice between career and love, what would you do?

Zhizunbao: As a career-minded male monkey, I have also faced painful choices between career and love.

Lao Bao: Can you tell me a little bit?

Supreme Treasure: Five hundred years ago, Monk Tang saved me and invited me to study with him in India to study Buddhist scriptures. I know that this is a promising career. After completing this task, I will become famous in the Central Plains. However, my beloved girl Zixia at that time wanted me to stay and marry him, but I resolutely refused her. Embark on the journey to the west.

Lao Bao: Why did you reject Miss Zixia?

Zhizunbao: Because she invited me to dinner at Ziran Garden.

Lao Bao: So what does your master look like? What are his characteristics?

Supreme Treasure: Ugly, extremely ugly!

Lao Bao: Oh, you go ahead.

Zhizunbao: Now, although I am successful and famous, there is a voice in my heart that there was once a sincere love in front of me, but I did not cherish it. I will only regret it when I lose it. And, the most painful thing in the world is this.

If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl: I love you. If I had to add a time limit to this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years!

Bajie: I am so touched, what a poignant love story. Oh, by the way, how is your master, Mr. Tang, doing lately? Haven't seen him for several days.

Zhizunbao: The master has become a paparazzi clan. I heard that a song album has recently been released, and one of the songs is written for the Chinese heroes.

Dongpo: What song?

Zhizunbao: Only you...

Lao Bao: Okay, let’s sing again when we have the chance!

Lao Bao: The last one, Ruhua!

Bajie: Good, good. Finally a girl came, I hope she is a beauty.

Ruhua: The little girl Ruhua meets the three judges.

Bajie: Auntie. You went to the right place, we are the signboard manager here.

Ruhua: Disgusting.

Dongpo: I don’t know what your work experience is.

Ruhua: I used to work at Shangri-La restaurant.

Bajie: No wonder the guests have diarrhea when they see you, so why do they leave?

Ruhua: Look at my shape!

Bajie: This lady.

Ruhua: Who are you talking about?

Bajie: It’s okay, big girl. Let me discuss something with you.

Ruhua: What?

Bajie: Please, go outside the door and close the door.

Ruhua: This is not easy.

Close the door, react and come in again.

Ruhua: What does it mean? He just said he wanted me to leave and asked me to go outside and close the door. I don't even have the intelligence to hear it. This lady has met thousands of judges. But I’ve never seen anyone like you.

Lao Bao: Oh, my mother, she’s finally gone. I’m going to vomit!

Bajie: Lao Bao, you really don’t look good.

Dongpo: To know the results, please log on to our household department homepage after April 1.

Short sketch creation

Go deep into life, get close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. Use an artistic eye to discover and explore themes. For example, Huang Hong and Song Dandan's sketch "Supernatural Guerrilla", Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin's sketch "Packaged Like This", etc., are all trivial things that are well known to ordinary people discovered in life. Through their vivid performances, they make the audience laugh and remember. endless.

The subject matter should be small rather than big. It should be "making a mountain out of a molehill" rather than "making a mountain out of a molehill". Avoid being all-encompassing and "high-end". It is best for a sketch to reflect only one thing, or only one aspect of one thing. The subject matter with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning is a matter for TV series or novels, and should not be confused with them.

There should be jokes and "baggage", the language should be lively, humorous, and witty, and do not speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about a sketch is its vivid and interesting language and its witty lines. Use various rhetorical techniques skillfully and avoid straightforward narration. Sometimes a "borrowed" phrase can make the audience laugh.

For example, Song Dandan’s “A white front tooth was laid off gloriously last year”, and Zhao Benshan’s “The sound of the waves was still the same later” when he talked about reconciling with his wife, are all superb borrowed language. example.