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Short lines of three-person cross talk within 50 words

A Have all of you who talk about cross talk also gone to school?

B has been studying for several years.

How many years have you studied C?

B

Four years.

A

is better than me.

B. How many years have you been in school?

A

Two years.

B

If you study hard for two years, it will be okay.

C

But two years is not enough.

B

Hey, why is it not enough for two years?

A

You don’t know, I’ve been sick for a few days.

How many days has C been ill?

A

One year and eleven months.

C

Ah, I have only been studying for a month!

A

He also escaped from studying for twenty-nine days.

B

Only one day!

A

That day is Sunday.

C

What! I haven’t read anything for a day!

A

This is a joke. After studying for a few days, my arithmetic is relatively good.

B

You are not good at it. You cannot compare with me in arithmetic. I am the best in arithmetic.

A

Oh, are you good at arithmetic?

B

Okay! I have learned addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, chicken and rabbit in the same cage, and I know decimal points and fractions.

C

Okay, let me get involved and give you a question. Can you pass it?

B

Yes.

What is the value of C plus one?

B

One plus another equals two! This is addition.

C

Yes! What is the equivalent of one minus one?

B

One and then one less... This is gone.

C

What?

B

You think, if you have to subtract one more from one, it will be gone!

A

I understand, then you must be wrong. One minus (pick up) one equals two!

B

How can it be equal to two?

A

Hey! Why don't you understand? For example, let’s take a fan. There is already one here. Do you want to pick up (subtract) one more? Isn’t that two?

B

Oh, pick it up?

C

Yes, A {say A’s name} is smarter!

B

Okay! I am cutting it down, and he is cutting it up (picking it up).

C

You didn’t count it anyway.

B

You {face this A} ask another question.

A

One vertical line, how much is one circle here? {Special strokes}

B

is equal to ten.

A

Well, add another circle?

B

One hundred.

A

One more round?

B

One thousand.

A

Draw another circle?

B

Ten thousand.

A

OK. Turn this vertical element sideways and put it in these four circles. What is the equivalent?

B

This... I don’t know.

A

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