Joke Collection Website - Joke collection - Short lines of three-person cross talk within 50 words
Short lines of three-person cross talk within 50 words
A Have all of you who talk about cross talk also gone to school?
B has been studying for several years.
How many years have you studied C?
B
Four years.
A
is better than me.
B. How many years have you been in school?
A
Two years.
B
If you study hard for two years, it will be okay.
C
But two years is not enough.
B
Hey, why is it not enough for two years?
A
You don’t know, I’ve been sick for a few days.
How many days has C been ill?
A
One year and eleven months.
C
Ah, I have only been studying for a month!
A
He also escaped from studying for twenty-nine days.
B
Only one day!
A
That day is Sunday.
C
What! I haven’t read anything for a day!
A
This is a joke. After studying for a few days, my arithmetic is relatively good.
B
You are not good at it. You cannot compare with me in arithmetic. I am the best in arithmetic.
A
Oh, are you good at arithmetic?
B
Okay! I have learned addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, chicken and rabbit in the same cage, and I know decimal points and fractions.
C
Okay, let me get involved and give you a question. Can you pass it?
B
Yes.
What is the value of C plus one?
B
One plus another equals two! This is addition.
C
Yes! What is the equivalent of one minus one?
B
One and then one less... This is gone.
C
What?
B
You think, if you have to subtract one more from one, it will be gone!
A
I understand, then you must be wrong. One minus (pick up) one equals two!
B
How can it be equal to two?
A
Hey! Why don't you understand? For example, let’s take a fan. There is already one here. Do you want to pick up (subtract) one more? Isn’t that two?
B
Oh, pick it up?
C
Yes, A {say A’s name} is smarter!
B
Okay! I am cutting it down, and he is cutting it up (picking it up).
C
You didn’t count it anyway.
B
You {face this A} ask another question.
A
One vertical line, how much is one circle here? {Special strokes}
B
is equal to ten.
A
Well, add another circle?
B
One hundred.
A
One more round?
B
One thousand.
A
Draw another circle?
B
Ten thousand.
A
OK. Turn this vertical element sideways and put it in these four circles. What is the equivalent?
B
This... I don’t know.
A
Tanghulu! (
- Previous article:Did you hear the darkness of human nature in the eavesdropping storm?
- Next article:A peerless master tells jokes.
- Related articles
- The sow at home has finally given birth. Will it be gossiped if she wants to have a banquet?
- Are there any funny jokes? The more, the better.
- What's the name of Wen Tingyun in Tang Dynasty?
- What embarrassing things will you encounter when you go to the countryside to go to the toilet?
- Spike the top words of peers!
- Which APP can Panlong listen to?
- What does Wuren moon cake mean? The origin of Wuren moon cake
- The prodigal son mercilessly forgets what song the restaurant is.
- Silent couplets
- How many episodes did the son-in-law explode?