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"New semester, new starting point" handwritten newspaper content
The reason is very simple. There is a joke about "eating sesame seeds cake": a person is hungry, but he is not full after eating one sesame seed cake, another one is not full, and the third one is not enough.
He said: If I had known that I would be full after eating this biscuit, I would not have eaten the first two. You must think what he said is stupid. There are no first two baked wheat cakes at the bottom. How can you fill your stomach only by eating the last one?
But is there such a person among the students? Usually, especially at the beginning of the new semester, I don't care about anything. I was anxious when the exam was coming, and I burned the midnight oil desperately. Of course, my academic performance is not ideal. Isn't such a classmate a bit like someone who values the last baked wheat cake?
Don't think that school has just started, there is still plenty of time. There will be time anyway. You know, we study science. Science has a strict system and is a link. There are today's learning tasks today, and there will be tomorrow's learning tasks tomorrow. Failure to learn your lessons well today will affect the completion of your study tasks tomorrow. Living with debts will make the "burden" heavier and heavier, and you will regret it in the end.
"The day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows." Yes, the sun and moon are in a hurry. After today, it is tomorrow. After tomorrow, it is tomorrow. How many tomorrows are there? Guo Moruo once said: "Time is speed, and time is life." However, on the contrary, for some students, time is like a calendar. After tearing this one after another, after tearing this one after another, I was dizzy all day, copying my homework and having fun ... So, in the dark, time slipped away unconsciously.
Dear students, the new semester has begun, don't hesitate and sink, cheer up! You know, the calendar of your life was torn up by you for nothing; You know, the new semester should have a new starting point, don't waste any more time, get excited quickly!
Students, use your grades to prove that you are different; Prove your concern and love for our collective with your actions; Win the respect of others with your understanding and tolerance.
I always believe that you will do better.
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