Jokes about sleepwalking

1. The university suddenly woke up at night and saw a figure dangling in front of the third bed. Turn on the light! It's the old six in the dormitory next door, touching our old three's head. Mouth chanting: "the melon is ripe, the melon is ripe." Then we go to bed and don't forget to lock the door. ...

2. A brother in our dormitory talks in his sleep at night and shouts, "Please don't kill me!" Everyone was depressed and speculated. The next day, they went to the canteen to have breakfast. In their sleep last night, they heard a group of MMs at the next table say that there was a MM in their dormitory: "I must kill you!" " "

When I was in college, a gentleman in the dormitory got up in the middle of the night and shouted: I love Fang La! ! !

We had a month's military training in the army, and our meals were poorly controlled every day. A buddy shouted in the middle of the night: "That piece of braised pork is mine, don't grab it!"

5. In my freshman year, late at night! Everyone else is asleep, and I am playing computer alone. Suddenly I sat up and said calmly, "Then flowers are blooming …" I was shocked and asked, "What are you doing?" He fell down. After a while, he sat up again: "That's as sweet as honey ..."

6. A classmate in high school, GG, suddenly sat up in the middle of the night and shouted, "Watch me pat you!" Then lie down and go back to sleep.

7. When I was a freshman, one of my bunk buddies talked in his sleep every day. One night, he said shyly, "I'm pregnant." We all laughed so hard that we could not sleep.

8. Once, a buddy shouted xx in the middle of the night, and xx turned around and said, "xx, you idiot!"