Is there anything that makes you laugh after watching it for 3 -5 seconds?

1. A colleague is very big. The company has scale. He went to weigh himself, but his hands stopped when he stood up. He growled whether it was broken. A colleague and sister walked silently and said, didn't you turn a corner and come back?

It is so clever to have a daughter-in-law who is not sensible. One day, her husband came back from a visit and said angrily, look at his wife, and then look at you? The daughter-in-law was unconvinced and said, what's wrong with me? The husband said: Everyone knows that books are polite. As soon as I entered the door, people asked me what your name was. I said my last name was Zhang, and they asked me whether I should take a bow or seal it early. A few days later, there were guests at home, and the daughter-in-law learned to be gentle: What's your name? Guest A: My last name is Hou. Daughter-in-law asked: Is it a male monkey or a female monkey? Guest:?

I have nothing to ask my daughter today: Who is the most capable in our family? Daughter smiled sweetly: of course it's dad. Wife: Why dad, not mom? Daughter: Because my father married a beautiful and virtuous wife and gave birth to a smart and beautiful daughter, although handsome? Daughter! Do you think I am happy? Or should I be sad?

4. Once on a bus, a beautiful MM got on the bus and took out her card to swipe it. Just listen to the reply from the credit card machine: Didi, Laoka! The whole car froze and looked at her. Her face was covered with black lines and she said, Tian Mu, what are you looking at? Haven't you seen it before? An uncle stood up and said, come, aunt, sit here.

My husband took his 6-year-old son to learn Taekwondo for a long time. When he got home, his son said to me: Mom, remember to bow before you fight with your father! The teacher said, this is respect for each other? Hehe? Am I speechless, too

6. Just now I asked a female colleague whether she likes winter or summer. My colleague said that she likes winter. I asked why. She said: wearing thick clothes in winter and putting two apples on your chest will not be found. Hehe? I see!

7. Young people are full of confusion about life, so they go to the Zen master for enlightenment. Without saying a word, the Zen master handed him a small maze. A few days later, the young man came to visit again: Master, I see. I have been studying this maze for several days, but I still can't find the exit. Life is like this. I hit a wall everywhere, and the road is not over yet? After hearing this, the Zen master wanted to cry and said, Are you an alien? Now the aunts in the vegetable market know that this is a WeChat QR code. You've been studying it for days. You are a master!

8. In the experimental class, Xueba was surrounded by a group of experimental stupid girls, and scum was swinging around with red ph test paper. Xueba is speechless: Why? Scum: Do you know what this means? Xueba: Is saliva acidic? No, will the ph test paper turn red when it meets acid? No Xueba: What are you trying to say? Scum seriously looked at Xueba: Explain? I'm eating? Vinegar?

9. Mom: Son, what are you doing? Why are you crying? Son: Mom, my brother always bullies me. I want to write his name on my underwear. I fart and kill him every day.

10. I used to work at the front desk of a bank. Someone once said that he wanted to remit money with a money order, but the name column of the payee was impressively written? Donkey? ! I think this is a deliberate mistake. I threw the money order out and said, sir, the remittance needs to fill in the other party's real name. I can't send it like this! He said with a black line on his face, is it stupid, his last name? The horse barks? Home use? Don't call a donkey? .

1 1. This classmate picked out a pair of sunglasses at the roadside stall and put them on. Well, that's good. Ask the boss: How much is this? The boss said, don't buy this, it's for welding?

12. My wife stayed in the hospital for more than a week after giving birth. On the day of discharge, she took a lot of things, went through various formalities and said goodbye to other beds. Along the way, my wife and I loved each other very much. As a result, I got a phone call when I got home and remembered that my child was still in the hospital. When I picked up the children, the nurse said to me, Big Brother, you are awesome. For the first time, you can leave your newborn baby in the hospital.