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Zoumajin Zhangye
Zhangye dialect is so distinctive that most people can't understand it.
There is a joke that stationmaster Zhang is coming. Zhangye people call him carpet exhibition, Wuwei people call him Zhang, which makes stationmaster Zhang wonder whether he is carpet exhibition or carpet exhibition.
I can hear that Zhang Ye pronounced ang and an as an, and Wuwei pronounced ang. Therefore, there is a joke that in the singing competition between the two places, Wuwei people sang "Flower Basket" as "biang, biang, biang Yellow Wolf, biang Yellow Wolf on the bag, busy bag, flowers bear sheep", and the audience laughed. Also singing "Flower Basket", Zhang Yeren won easily. The two places are adjacent, but the pronunciation is completely opposite, which is very interesting.
However, in the ancient Hexi Corridor, there are not many interesting times. In the heavy historical picture, Jin Ge and Ma Tie are often depicted. In order to resist the Huns, the young general Huo Qubing built a racecourse at the foot of Yan Zhishan in Shandan County, Zhangye City, domesticated the bloody BMW and helped it destroy the Huns.
Shandan is rich in aquatic plants and has become the breeding base of royal army horses since the Western Han Dynasty. Up to now, Shandan Military Racecourse is still the largest central local enterprise in Zhangye. When the rape blossoms, bees are flying, and the fragrance of today is overflowing. During riding, you can see the snow in Qilian as far as you can see, which is beautiful. Li Bai said in a poem: "Although I live in Yan Zhishan, I don't know if the snow is cold, the woman immediately smiles, her face is like a jade plate on her cheeks, and she shoots birds and animals, and she spends the whole month drunk and carves a saddle."
A few summers ago, I was fooled by young people and said that the road was flat. I actually climbed Yanqi Mountain in six-centimeter high heels. Going up the mountain doesn't seem difficult, but going down the mountain makes me feel guilty. There was a long steep step that forced me to take off my shoes. However, this crime is worth it. Some scenes, some people, missed it at that time, and maybe they will miss it in this life.
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The first stop today is Gaotai County. Facing the morning sun, it takes less than two hours to drive from Jiuquan. A wonderful and exquisite county appeared in front of us, not Jiangnan but comparable to Jiangnan. What is even more amazing is that it can breed elegance in the wilderness.
After the snow, the grapes are made into ice white and ice red wine in Qilian, just like enjoying the beautiful scenery of Qilian: "A thousand miles of snow, a day is bright in January. The heart is like a jade pot of ice, and the body is like a jade pool guest. I'm too lazy to go to Wuniang's place, so I can't keep an appointment with Aunt Ma, and my young daughter and Su E can't compete with her. "
The Red West Road Army's only national martyrs cemetery in China is also located in Gao Tai. More than 3,800 Red Army soldiers are buried here. Let's pay homage to you with this Qilian wine.
The beautiful life we have now has the sacrifices and efforts of countless people and the wise choice of history. If it weren't for the establishment of the famous four counties in Hexi by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, perhaps this place would be a different scene today.
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Of the four counties in Hexi, Zhangye is the first, which means "Zhang Guo is closed to the outside world". In other words, Hexi Corridor is the arm of the Han Dynasty. Only by opening this powerful arm and controlling the vast areas of the western regions can we protect the armpit and heart of the country.
The country is like this, and so are people. There are always people who are willing to open their arms, there are always people who are willing to be that innocent girl, and there are always people who do their best to protect their loved ones. Tang Xuanzong was very helpless. He failed to protect his beloved, but gave her a tearful dance music of clothes and feathers. It is said that the origin of this song is Ganzhou music "Boluomen Buddha Music".
Zhangye was called Ganzhou in ancient times, and the first word "Gan" of "Gansu Province" originated from this. The widely circulated epigrams and qupai are Ganzhou Spill, Ganzhou Zi, Klang Ganzhou and Ganzhou Qu. Liu Yong's "Klang Ganzhou" feels that "I can't bear to climb the mountain and look far away, looking at my hometown and never coming back." Sigh for years, why stay? When Wang Wei, Gao Shi and Ma stayed in Ganzhou, they all left famous poems.
I'm here too. Although I am unknown and unknown, it does not prevent me from touching the cultural temperature here for two thousand years.
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In the afternoon, go to Zhangye City, namely Ganzhou District. Pedestrian street, downtown, stands the famous Buddhist temple. As the name implies, the temple is named after the largest indoor Nirvana statue of a reclining Buddha in China. According to records, the Buddhist Empress Xixia often lived in the Great Buddha Temple, where Yuan Shizu Kublai Khan and Yuan Shundi Tuohuan timur were born.
There is a scene of Journey to the West on the murals of the Great Buddha Temple, because Weak Water, Liushahe and Gaolaozhuang are all in Zhangye. However, the pig eight quit depicted here is hardworking, hardworking, brave and warm-hearted.
"The Buddha sleeps for a thousand years, and the questioner always asks the immortal, not the unknown", which is the deputy couplet of the gate of the Great Buddha Temple. Things in the world, that's it. Who are you asking? Even the Buddha is silent, and mortals don't know it, so why be too clear?
However, I will clearly remember the charming colorful Danxia. Just like Yugur girls, unique, peculiar, rare and colorful in Gansu. There are many bright colors, such as red, yellow, orange, green, white, blue-gray, gray-black, gray-white, etc., on the land of more than 65,438+00 square kilometers in Fiona Fang. Decorate countless ditches and hills in colorful ways. See you at first sight, goodbye Qingcheng.
The ancient buildings in Zhangye City have different shapes, and they have the reputation of "one lake and mountains, half a city tower shadow, contiguous Weixi, and ancient temples everywhere". Zhangye is famous for its green mountains, clear water, sky blue and green land. Known as "the city bordering the south of the Yangtze River", "the city of wetlands", "the cool city" and "the Gobi water town". The ancients said: "If you don't look at the snow in Qilian Mountain, you will miss the south of Zhangye." Therefore, Zhangye is rich in products, so it is called "Jin Zhangye".
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At dinner time, firecrackers are naturally indispensable. Fried firecrackers are a kind of pasta, and its name comes from its shape-knead the noodles into round noodles with thick chopsticks, then cook them in boiling water and take them out. Stir-fried with vegetables and braised pork. Because the inch looks like firecrackers, it is named "gun stick". Firecrackers are cooked first and then fried, and noodles, vegetables and meat are combined into one, which is sour and refreshing. It's an artifact for Zhang Ye to keep out the cold.
Eat and drink, and listen to two Yi Ding songs. Think about it, this is the taste of life.
Singer Yi Ding, a native of Zhangye, is the chief tenor of the National Opera House in Sydney, Australia, and the only Asian singer who plays the leading role in the theater.
Miss Ding is my elder sister. During my college years, she gave me the most help in writing. She is also born with a good voice, beautiful and talented. When I arrived in Zhangye, I thought of her again. She is always proud of her brother, but I admire her very much.
How time flies! I walked for half my life in the blink of an eye.
Once slow, returning is still a teenager!
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