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Composition title: Happy feeling 450 words.

I really miss us before graduation. I remember when I was a senior one, we always talked about the fact that our big brothers and sisters in the sixth grade were graduating soon, and we were still so young and naive. I always hope that we can reach the sixth grade in a flash. But now, we are all brothers and sisters, and we are about to be separated. I really don't want to give it up. When I first arrived in Class 5, I saw many new faces. I don't know these children my age. At that time, the teacher asked me to hand out my exercise books. I didn't know these friends, so I had to read their names and let them come up and claim them. (Now that I think about it, I am still smart ...) It was summer, and there were only 23 children in our class. Girls account for about one third of the class. Every time after class, we like to wear skirts, and then compare who wears skirts and who looks good. Hehe ... in the first grade, there was a small warehouse next to our class, and we went to hide and seek after class. It's dark in the warehouse. Generally, no one dares to go in, probably for fear that a ghost will suddenly rush in and eat you, or something else. So if we want to hide inside, we usually go in groups. There is also a baffle, where we hide. Sometimes I miss the bell, then I skip class, and finally I cry in fear ... (this happened to me ... hehe) I still remember that I didn't like school in grade one. At that time, I always said that I had a stomachache and avoided school. I also ran away during the mid-term exam. As a result, my father prescribed medicine for me to go to school. I didn't know until I went to school that I was an exam-free student and got full marks without an exam. It was really cool that day. We didn't have to take an exam to watch a movie upstairs. It was super fun. Later, I stopped being tired of learning ... hehe ... probably because of this time! In the second grade, I once kicked a taekwondo student YY May to tears. I only remember that all the boys in the class came to "avenge" YY Mei. After I once defeated four boys, they found that it was not good to fight one-on-one. As a result, they engaged in "team warfare" and I became the black sheep of them. Just as they were going to continue playing, our head teacher came in. She saw me crying and asked me why. I said the boy hit me. As a result, she gave them a good education ... haha. Another time when I was sleeping at noon, we had a special bedroom, where the bed was super big and there was air conditioning … I couldn't sleep. I have no habit of taking a lunch break. Many girls can't sleep, and then we secretly play games at noon. But once, I really fell asleep. I overslept and couldn't wake up. As a result, I slept in bed in the first class in the afternoon. As a result, after the first class, a male classmate called me. Seeing that I slept like a pig after returning to work, my classmates all laughed. Then our head teacher also said, "You finally woke up ..." It was embarrassing. At that time, I really felt that if there were cracks in the ground, I would definitely go in first ... In the third grade, um ... I had a new class teacher. The head teacher is chubby and looks very kind. When she took over from us, she always liked to tell us something philosophical. And I have a strong understanding, so what I write usually makes her very happy. So my exercise book is often "A+", and the worst is 5+. ... so on the Children's Day of June that year, I was honored to be a district-level three-good student. Fourth grade, fifth grade, all forgotten. I only remember the second half of the fifth grade. I was a little lazy in my studies, but later I corrected it ... I really want to live in the sixth grade! We became very interesting. In the sixth grade, our class teacher went downstairs to handle affairs, and our classroom was very noisy. Then we send an investigator to see if the head teacher has gone upstairs. As soon as she goes upstairs, the investigator will tell us what floor she is on. On the fifth floor (our classroom is on the sixth floor), he told us to be quiet. Then as soon as the class teacher entered the classroom, he said, "It's so quiet ... are you creating hallucinations?" We all said with one voice, "No!" Then hide below and laugh wildly. The head teacher goes downstairs to do business or attend WC. If she doesn't come for more than 5 minutes, what do we usually say: "Did she fall into the toilet hole?" Or what: "I didn't bring enough paper, so I just squatted there and waited for help!" " "And then:" Did you step on the toilet? "After such interesting words, we looked at each other for a while, and then we laughed our heads off. As soon as the inspector came in, we were quiet for a while. Maybe you can hide under your seat and snicker or something. When the headmaster visited our class, we became very good. There were few teachers in our class when the headmaster came. She usually visits around eight o'clock in the morning, and our head teacher and deputy head teacher have not yet entered the class. ) We will be quiet and wait for the headmaster's praise. For example: "The habits of this class are really good …" or "This class is so quiet, and the teacher has set an example." Hearing this, we are all delighted to wait for the praise of the head teacher. Then the head teacher came in and asked, "The headmaster has come to inspect. How are you doing? " We all said, "OK! "Then our head teacher will ask," What did she say? We basically said, "I didn't say anything." ... "(In fact, even if I make a mistake, I will hide the truth. In a word, I just can't tell our class teacher. If I tell her, our fate will be hard to say ...) Thinking of my primary school life, I am really full and happy. There are three days left, the last three days. We will graduate in three days, and we will go our separate ways. I don't know if we can talk and laugh together as before on the day we get our diploma. In the last three days, cherish the last time together. Class five, my forever home, I love you! Very, very much. I love every teacher who has taught me, every good classmate and good friend who is with me ... I like it ... even if we are about to separate ... "Alma mater, I have to go, but my heart will always belong to you! When I was leaving, I found that we were deeply dependent on each other. The flowers you planted in our hearts are now open and brilliant ... "-At the graduation ceremony, our true feelings for six years were revealed. ...

In a blink of an eye, my primary school life is coming to an end, and I have grown from an ignorant child to a charming teenager. I can recall six years of experience, including sour, sweet, bitter and spicy, many of which are most worth cherishing and remembering.

I remember when I first entered school, most of my classmates didn't know each other. At first, I even forgot my name. In this strange environment, I also made many jokes. I remember being late for school once and rushing to the teaching building without looking at the sign on the door. I pushed the door and rushed in. I was dumbfounded as soon as I entered the classroom door, teacher-strange face! Classmate-strange face! Look at me with the same strange eyes, and my head is big when I cry. Oh, no! I went to the wrong classroom! I clumsily opened the door and ran away ... that embarrassment is still fresh in my memory.

From aoe to prose, narration and Tang poetry, I listened to Mr. Zhang's poetic explanation in The World of Chinese and realized the unique and beautiful artistic conception of literature. From the simple Arabic numeral 123 to the linear equation of xy, I was also fascinated by Mr. Zhu's step-by-step thinking in math class, and I gradually liked this learning life of preaching and solving doubts. We have been tested and trained many times in the process of memorizing, writing and calculating. Finally, I ushered in the mid-term exam of the last school year. I'm not nervous in the face of the unified examination in the county. On the contrary, I have a feeling of excitement because I am fully prepared. When I got the test paper, I was very practical. A series of numbers and lines of words kept flowing from my pen to the test paper, and I really realized that "reading is broken."

There is learning and fun. In the spacious playground, we run, do exercises, play games and enjoy our virginity. The most unforgettable thing is a tug of war. After screening, Class One and Class Two finally became the final competitors. There is a bright red ribbon tied in the middle of the long rope, and the small players on both sides of the two white lines are all full of energy. Fortunately, I am one of them. I only heard a beep. The game has begun. I grabbed the rope tightly with my hand and shouted with my friends to pull it to my side. The cheerleaders next to me were even more lively, shaking my hand and almost screaming. In the voice of "Come on, come on, come on ……", our morale is even higher. After several dangerous struggles, the red ribbon finally moved to our side. We only heard a "plop" and all of us fell down. We immediately stood up, jumped up and shouted, "We won!" "We won!" ……

Unconsciously, my primary school life is coming to an end. I will bid farewell to my teacher and my familiar alma mater and start a new study life. I have unspeakable attachment and disappointment in my heart. I think, no matter where I go, colorful primary school life will always be the best memory in my heart. I love you! My alma mater! My primary school life!

It was the summer vacation six years ago, and my mother kept saying, "Now you are so young, I don't know if you can go to primary school!" Mom always said that. I was tired of listening to it, so I casually said to my mother, "I will go to primary school as soon as I go to primary school." What's the big deal? " Is there a genius who can't keep up? "Mom was very happy. He said, "Since you are willing to read it yourself, go and have a try. If you really can't keep up, you will stay one grade. "I was depressed, and my mother took what I said casually as true. But I really want to see what can beat genius. Full of expectations for going to primary school.

Finally, the long summer vacation has passed. I carry my favorite new schoolbag and follow my father to school. Along the way, my father told me again and again: "Say hello when you see the teacher, and you must leave a good impression on the teacher." "I know, I know." I practiced what I should say, and I was relieved.

Walking to school, I saw a teacher in his forties. I was so nervous that I forgot everything I wanted to say. He said falteringly, "Hello, teacher." The teacher touched my little head and asked kindly, "What's your name?" Tan ... Tan Xin. My buzz can only be heard by myself. After answering the teacher's words, I slipped into the classroom to meet my friends who had never met before.

My first class in primary school is "introducing myself". The teacher wrote "Welcome new students" on the blackboard. I read it solemnly as "I don't know you." The teacher smiled and said, "China people have sharp eyes and can read half." I don't know what this means, but the teacher's hearty laughter made me relax a lot.

A day's study and life passed quickly. After school, I quickly asked my father to give me Bao Shu. Take out a brand-new book from your schoolbag and gently touch it for fear of getting dirty or wrinkled.

Enlightenment is a crystal dew. It is a dewdrop that never dries up.

My Primary School Life Show (Series 2)

Friends

In my six years of primary school life, I made many friends: narcissistic Liu Pinzhu, money-loving Wei Yi, sissy Li ... Among many friends, the ones that have the best relationship with me are as follows:

"Laughing" Wei Peng

Wei Peng's face is crowded because he is fat. He is a humorous person, so he is "laughing". There seems to be a bracket on my face. I hold my face up and seem to be laughing all the time. It's good to joke, but Wei Peng's laughter caused him a lot of trouble.

Once, our class was on duty. The leader on duty is Director Li and a student on duty. He stood at the door. I seem to be laughing all the time. This made Director Li very unhappy. She said, "A student on duty laughs all day, which is not serious at all!" Wei Peng whispered to me, "I was born with this face, and I can't change it."

Later, Peng Wei had a nickname-"Laughing".

Crayon Disc Cai

Like Cai He, Cai He also has a nickname "Crayon Dishes". There is a Japanese cartoon called Crayon Shinchan, and the hero Shinchan is a very funny person. Cai is also an interesting person. And the funny way is also "high-tech"—

At noon, Cai took out two Chinese cabbages from her desk and said solemnly, "Hello everyone, I'll dance yangko for you." The "audience" friends also cooperated and applauded. Twisting around, he will pretend to twist his waist and advertise drugs for osteoporosis. That's cute. Because I love to dance yangko with Chinese cabbage and my surname is Cai, I got the nickname "Crayon Dishes".

"Joke King" Tan Lei

Tan Lei's grades are not good, but he is an expert at telling jokes. He tried to collect jokes after class. Tell your classmates after class. In class, there is always a burst of laughter where Tan Lei sits. This makes us very confused.

The teacher always punishes Tan Lei for standing still. Seeing that his surname is Tan, I really sympathize with him.

There are too many friends, so I won't list them one by one. I just hope our friendship will last forever.

How's it going? not bad