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92' s sentence fills the second half of the sentence funny.

A funny sentence that fills the second half of 92 is:

1, a barrel of gasoline and half a barrel of oil, I am proud, I am proud! In this rhyming advertisement, the result after filling in 92 is quite shocking. This refueling method is not recommended, but if you insist, please make sure it is carried out under the premise of safety!

2, two dollars can't buy, two dollars can't buy! This is a classic cry of street vendors. We adapted it a little bit, and it's quite appropriate to put it here: you can't buy a loss if you fill up two dollars, and you can't buy it if you buy two dollars! What's the matter? Is it funny? Remember, refueling is not that cheap!

3, filling the stomach is not an end, the purpose is to increase satisfaction! Isn't this sentence a bit interesting? It not only expresses our love for refueling, but also implies our pursuit of quality of life. Of course, this is a joke, safety first, until you are satisfied!

4, 92 full, full of energy all day! In this slightly exaggerated sentence, we feel the strength and vitality brought by refueling. However, it is not necessarily a good thing to add more oil, just the right amount!

Safety precautions for gas stations;

1. It is forbidden to enter or leave the station at a speed exceeding the specified speed. When entering the station to refuel, the speed should be controlled within 5 km/h, and all kinds of vehicles must slowly enter the gas station to avoid collision or rear-end collision between the tanker and the car. Similarly, drive out of the gas station slowly after refueling to avoid accidents.

2, it is strictly prohibited not to stall. If the vehicle is not turned off, the engine will inevitably flow with current. If there is a short circuit or leakage in the circuit at this time, static electricity or even sparks may be generated, which is very dangerous. Therefore, in order to ensure safety, the vehicle must be turned off when refueling.

3. It is forbidden to repair vehicles at gas stations. Overhauling vehicles at gas stations can easily lead to safety accidents such as explosion, because high-temperature parts or electrical system leakage can cause fire, and collision and friction between maintenance tools can easily generate static electricity and sparks, so it is forbidden to overhaul vehicles at gas stations.

4. It is forbidden to refuel plastic containers or wooden containers. Because plastic containers or wooden containers are easy to generate electrostatic charges, if you refuel inside, it is easy to generate electrostatic sparks, which will lead to safety accidents such as explosions.