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In order to cope with this pneumonia, what "sand sculpture" did people who stayed at home do?
We didn't move until Zhong Nanshan talked us into it. This time, novel coronavirus is threatening. Although it is not as toxic as SARS, the infection rate is very fast. In order to contribute, most people choose to stay at home, watch the clouds rolling and listen to the ebb and flow of the tide.
but staying at home for a long time is always boring. In order to pass the boring time, the working people come up with many ideas. The first thing that comes out is all kinds of jokes. There is a screenshot that is popular in the circle of friends: I finally understand the dog's mentality now. ? I really want to go out for a walk now. You can also see the ridicule of netizens on the major news in Weibo, and you can't help but smile, which is also a pleasure in suffering.
In addition to spiritual recreation, residents are not to be outdone in action. Some people set up a doll scene at home. Pack things neatly and put a ring on your head. It's simple and easy for adults and children to have fun together. And some fishing enthusiasts may really be unable to hold back, build a shelf by themselves, sit up and fish in their own fish tanks. The bigger living room will play badminton, and the smaller one will make a simple table tennis table and play directly.
It's really boring. How many mung beans and red beans are left in one family? There are also people who play idioms solitaire with Siri, who dance in the square dance at home, who open videos, drink and punch, and who open windows and shout from a distance and want to quarrel. Knock it off, crazy bird! ? . What's more, neighbors of two buildings are drinking and eating together across the windowsill. Although I can't talk, my eyes are full of desire to communicate.
Not long ago, citizens opened windows to sing and cheer each other up. But the experts immediately came out and slapped their faces: singing in the window may lead to virus infection, so be careful. It seems that there is a threshold for finding a way to entertain yourself.
someone wrote a joke saying that there were three days left before going to bed a few days ago, and after waking up, the holiday became five days, and then it became ten days after sleeping. Don't even dare to sleep if you go on like this. Although the holiday is beautiful, people hope that the epidemic situation will improve quickly and get through the difficult times as soon as possible.
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