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Urgently ask for a joke, the funnier the faster. Emergency! ! !

1. M: Does it hurt?

Woman: Hmm ~ ~

Man: Did you pull it out?

Woman: No!

Xiaoming's father is taking a nap, and a guest is visiting.

Mother quickly said to Xiaoming, "Go! Call dad! "

I saw Xiao Ming reluctantly go to the guest and say, "Dad!" " "