Math jokes

1. During the math class, the teacher asked the students: "If it takes 10 people 3 days to demolish a house, how long will it take 5 people to demolish the same house?"

"This is impossible," one boy replied, "because the same house cannot be demolished twice, teacher!"

2. Mathematics teacher: "...Now, we can draw the conclusion, " How about dividing it among 6 people?"

"This is easy, make it into mashed potatoes and divide it!"

4. Teacher: "Today we are going to learn subtraction. My brother has 5 apples, what will happen if you take 3 of them?"

Tom: "Well, he will definitely beat me up!"

5. 0's ability

Once, 9 said to 0 contemptuously: "Your ability is only 0."

0 lowered his head and replied respectfully: "I admit it. You really admire me, because your ability is ten thousand times that of mine (i.e. 0*10000)."

9 strutting stupidly and proudly. However, it made other figures laugh.

6. Half past eleven

In the fourth class in the morning, Student A was hungry and had no intention of listening to the class. He sat in his seat and thought about beef and bread.

The math teacher noticed that he was distracted and asked him: "What will happen if the decimal point of 1.130 is moved one place to the right?"

Student A answered without hesitation: "It will be Let’s have lunch!”

7. Probability

I went to visit the weather station and saw many of the latest instruments for predicting the weather.

After the visit, I asked the webmaster: "When you said there was a 75% probability of rain, how did you calculate it?"

The webmaster didn't have to think too much. He replied: "That is to say, there are four of us here, and three of them think it will rain."

8. Separate left and right

The teacher asked a question: 8÷ 2=?

Then he asked everyone: "What is 8 divided into two halves?"

Pippi replied: "It is equal to 0!"

The teacher said: "How come?"

Pippi explained: "Separate the upper and lower parts!"

Ding Ding said: "No, it's equal to the ears!"

Teacher: "Oh ?"

Ting Ding replied: "Separate the left and right!"

9. Go study

A student threw a coin into the air: "Go if it lands heads." Watch TV, play games when the back is up, and study if the coin stands up."

10. Questions about time

In a math class, the teacher asked. Fellow students: "Who can ask a question about time?" As soon as he finished speaking, a student stood up and asked: "Teacher, when will school end?"