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Milu is magical, the Chinese people are satisfied, the salary is very high, and football is happy.

Shang Bin is confident, cooperation is difficult, coordination is average, and complaints are common.

Zhiyang is calm, studies seriously, has many opinions, and has an overall view.

Xiangfu is moderate, both parties are pleased, business is improved, and succession is possible.

Haidong is owned by Niu B, the technology is very good, colds are common, and the company takes care of everything.

Yang Chen is noble, his image is healthy, his role is obvious, and he scores very few goals.

Maozhen is strong and good at heading the ball. He is very strong when he is weak and very weak when he is strong.

Yuning is cool, confident, lazy in style, and it is inevitable to go home.

Qu Bo is young, his speed is very fast, his technique is rough, and his excellence is rare.

Genwei is sharp and has comprehensive skills. He is often injured and rarely plays.

Xiao Peng is very rough, his passing is accurate, his running is active, and his movements are slow.

Qi Hong is smart, his movements are erratic, his luck is very good, and his speed is average.

Li Ming is smooth, tough in style, older, and it is a pity to be laid off.

The horse is hard-working, the physical fitness is declining, the bottom is difficult, and the style is respectable.

Junzhe is strong, his consciousness is average, his defense is active, and his shooting is very biased.

Jiayi is tall, his passing is accurate, his condition is unstable, and quarrels are not allowed.

Li Tie is very tough, his physical fitness is amazing, his face is ashen, and his opponents are afraid.

Yang Pu is omnipotent, his characteristics are vague, the avant-garde is okay, and the defender is worried.

Zhiyi is fierce, experienced, progressive in defense, and deserves the award.

Weifeng is the big head, the mistakes are low-level, the progress is obvious, and the goals are the head.

Ji Hai is very good, his skills are top-notch, his offense and defense are in place, and he has a bad temper.

Chengying is withdrawn, her assists are sharp, her free throws are accurate, and she often misses defense.

Eun Hwa is very dark, he is a sure substitute, his header is very strong, and his mistakes are common.

Dewey is very tall, his consciousness is very good, his experience is very little, and his future is unlimited.

Yunlong is lucky, Milu likes him, his offense and defense are average, and his status is embarrassing.

Gao Yao is a tank, his mind is simple, his defense is active, and his organization is weak.

Jiang Jin is from the Iron Tower, his performance is stable, he is good at high balls, and his fall is in slow motion.

An Qi is calm, behaves maturely, has a bright future, but has too little experience.

Chu Liang is pathetic, rich in experience, short in stature, and decorative in his role.

Qiao Sheng is confused, his language is confusing, he is full of jokes, and he will be laid off sooner or later.

Jianhong is short-sighted, short-sighted, limited in level, and kind-hearted.

Jianxiang is pitiful, his comments are passionate, his analysis is calm, and misfortune is inevitable.

The fans are enthusiastic, have different opinions, and have different levels of skills. Milu will not listen.

South Korea is going, the costumes are unified, unity is important, and victory is expected.