A joke between husband and wife

1, wife: "Honey, which part of my body do you like best?"

The husband thought for a moment and said, "Ass."

Wife: "Bah, why do you like it there?"

Husband: "my mouth will scold me, my face will be fierce, my hands will hit me, my feet will kick me, and only my ass will not bully me!" " "

Wife: "Do you believe it or not, I sit on your ass?"

2. "Brother, didn't you travel to Korea? Why are you black and blue? "

"Because I didn't shop"

"ah! Hit by a black tour guide? "

"No, not my wife!"

Faced with her unreasonable troubles, I was a little impatient and asked helplessly, "Why are you so unscrupulous? What made you have the illusion that I love you? " ......。