What is the funniest true joke you have ever heard?

After I transferred back to the city with an educated youth who jumped the queue, one day we attended a banquet together. After dinner, we go to the toilet together. Young people may not have seen what outdoor toilets looked like decades ago. Just dig a big pit and build some walls. The squat pit inside is inclined downward, so that people's excrement and urine can slide directly into the big pit outside. After the two of us went into the toilet, we urinated separately. When I was finished, I walked out of the toilet first. Who knows, just a dozen paces away, I heard a cry from the toilet.

I rushed over and went to the toilet to have a look. I didn't see anyone, but I heard someone groaning in the squat pit. I looked down, it was amazing! This guy fell into a deep pit and almost slipped into a big dunghill! I was tall and had long arms, and I pulled him up in a short time. Seeing him covered in shit, I was no better. Fortunately, there is a water pressure well not far away, and there is no one nearby. We took the opportunity to run over and wash quickly. I asked him why he fell in. He said: I haven't finished urinating, and suddenly I feel that I don't know anything when I am black! I asked you how you feel now. He said it's okay.

It's midsummer, and the result is heatstroke and syncope!

We found it funny to talk about it afterwards. A bubble of urine almost led to a life-threatening case. Do you find it ridiculous?

Seeing this question reminds me of a real joke.

Earlier, rich people went out to take a sedan chair or carriage and went back to their husband's house after marriage. Before entering the village, the driver asked him, is it convenient for you to get off? The man said, ok, it's convenient, so he got off and walked around the carriage. The driver asked him what he was doing, and he said it was convenient. The driver was angry and laughed, and said, I asked you if you want to pee and shit. He suddenly realized, hey, what do I want? I can't do it. Who knows that just entering the door of my father-in-law's house, I saw his father-in-law talking to someone else. He hurried to his father-in-law and said, Father-in-law, where is your toilet? Make a driver red or something.

That doesn't count. When I get home, I talk to everyone. Some people say, stop it. Who doesn't know that you are afraid of your wife? He was in a hurry, turned around and went home, grabbed his daughter-in-law and hit him. His daughter-in-law wondered why you hit me. He said, I told them to see where I am afraid of my wife!

This man belongs to our village, but don't tell anyone!

After dinner, I went downstairs and slipped into the bay. Many aunts and grandfathers are dancing square dance. I see some moving fast and some moving slowly. I always can't keep up with the rhythm, so I thought: if only they all kept moving forward in step! So when I dance with my back to the stereo, I pick up the stereo and run! Grandpa and aunt chased me this time! I ran a few steps when I saw them catching up, and I jogged a few steps when I saw the distance. After about two stops, I thought the exercise was almost over, so I put the stereo on the side of the road and shouted at them: I'm almost done digesting! The pace is the same this time! Go home with the stereo! At this moment, an uncle shouted at me: You little bastard, you wait for me to catch you. If I can't beat your shit, I'll count you tight! Shit, this old man is so cruel. Do good deeds without leaving a name. How could he do this to me?

My colleague keeps a box of red flowers. Because it is dormant in winter, dig out the roots and prepare to dry them for a few days. Her mother mistakenly thought it was an onion and cut it for cooking. She wants to know why it is so bitter. Later, it was found that the flower root was fired. This is also an anecdote. I heard it with my own eyes. Thank you.

Son: Mom, go and learn to swim.

Mom: Why?

Son: So I'll find a girlfriend in the future. She asked me which one to save first when your mother fell into the water with me, and I knew how to answer.

Mom: ...

Mother and daughter go shopping in the supermarket. The child couldn't read, so he grabbed a pack of delicious snacks. Adults are in a hurry to save money, and children eat it as soon as they open the bag, and they also shout loudly that it tastes so bad. Adults grabbed the packaging bag and saw the word "dog food", which made them angry and laughed.