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Anti-Japanese hero Yang Yang
That day, they went fishing with Huang. When it was getting dark, they went back with fishing rods and fish houses. Run in front, and Huang runs after him. Suddenly, Yang Yang poof tripped over something and fell to the ground. "ouch!" Yang Yang forcibly rubbed the small * * that broke in two. "It hurts me, I * *!"
At this time, Huang shouted "woof, woof" and "woof" behind him. Thought rhubarb was laughing at him, stood up and patted * * *, and said angrily, "Smelly yellow! Hurry up, it's getting dark, and grandpa will scold me if I don't go back. " Then he ran to the front, but Huang was still screaming. "ah! What happened to Huang? Isn't it always like this? " Think yellow is strange. He ran back, and Huang stood where he had just fallen. At this time, it was already dark, and Yang Yang vaguely saw something on the ground, but he couldn't see clearly in the dark. So Yang Yang squatted down and put his head together. "mama ah! The dead ... ",Yang Yang let out a cry, jerked back, and fell to the ground with a" poof ". Guess what Yang Yang saw. When Yang Yang saw a man covered in blood, he was so scared that he got up and ran. At this moment, Yang Yang thought, "Maybe that man is not dead yet?"
So Yang Yang walked back slowly, squatted down and pushed the "dead man" with trembling hands. "ah! Are you dead? " Yang Yang asked in fear. But the dead man didn't move. At this time, Yang Yang is not so afraid. He got up the courage to put his ear to the man's chest and heard his heart still beating.
So he turned to Huang and said, "Huang, go and call grandpa." Huang heard this and ran home at once. At this moment, Yang Yang saw him wearing the uniform of the Eighth Route Army.
After a while, the man woke up. Seeing Yang Yang crouching beside him, he said to Yang Yang intermittently, "Little friends ... you ... you help me give this bamboo tube to the guerrillas. This is very important ... "Uncle Eighth Route Army closed his eyes with that. ...
"Uncle, uncle, wake up, wake up ..." Yang Yang shook his uncle of the Eighth Route Army desperately, but uncle of the Eighth Route Army had left this world. Yang Yang Jr. cried bitterly. At this time, Huang came with his grandfather. Yang Yang jumped into his grandfather's arms and shouted:
"Grandpa, the eighth route army's uncle died, he died ... blare blare ..."
Grandpa also touched a handful of tears and said to Yang Yang, "Good boy, don't cry. Didn't you say you wanted to be a hero who defeated the devil? Heroes shouldn't cry. "
After Grandpa finished, Yang Yang stopped crying. He wants to be a hero who plays the devil and drive the hateful little devil out of China.
The next day, Huang learned from the village chief where the guerrillas were, so he took Huang to find them.
They walked for a long time. At that moment, Yang Yang suddenly saw a Japanese patrol ahead. Clever Yang Yang knows that running is useless. If you can't outrun the Japanese, give Huang Bite the bamboo tube that Uncle Eighth Route Army gave him at once. Squatting in Huang's ear, he said, "Huang, go and find grandpa." Don't let the Japanese devils catch you. "
Bravely let Huang run away with a bamboo tube, but he stayed to attract the attention of the little devil. At this moment, the little devil saw Yang Yang and came up with a gun. They pointed a gun at Yang Yang and asked Yang Yang, "Little friend, do you know where the No.8 bus is?" "Hum!" Yang Yang turned his head to one side and ignored the Japanese.
Ignoring them, the little devil roared, "Balu, yours, will you say it or not?" Stop talking and pull it to death; Yes, I'll let you go. "
Yang Yang turned his head, hooked the little devil with his finger and said with a smile, "Come here, I'll tell you."
When Yang Yang said this, the little devil laughed and said, "Yo, yours, good man's." Then he went to Yang Yang, bent down and looked at Yang Yang and said, "Say, there is a great reward."
Yang Yang gave the little devil a slap in the face, and then said to the little devil, "Bah!"
Yang Yang, War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression's little hero, ended here.
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