Funny jokes about children

The funny jokes about children are as follows:

1. My baby's jokes are really low in the dirt. Every day, there are countless little things that can make her quack into a pie face.

2. Father: "Don't always make exchange terms when doing things. That's blackmail. Do you understand? Blackmail is not what a good boy should do." Child: "Then I won't blackmail you if you buy me a box of watercolor pens."

3. An African woman and a fair-skinned woman were breastfeeding their children at the same time. The fair-skinned woman's child was smoking and suddenly pointed at the African woman and said to her mother, "Mom, mom, I want chocolate milk, too."

4. I got up early today to make breakfast for my son. My son knew that my cooking was just not to eat. I told him that I would finally buy him my favorite football and he took a bite. I asked him how he tasted, and my son said, "I still don't want football."

5. When I was young, I was afraid of being beaten. When I knew I was going to be beaten, I went to the toilet first. Flush my mouth with toothpaste, and then as soon as my father hit me, I spat and almost scared my father to death. Later, it broke through. There was too much water.

6. Doudou saw a pregnant aunt and asked, "What's in your belly? Do you have a baby?". Aunt said: "Doug, you say, aunt will have a brother or a sister." Doudou thought for a moment, tilted his head and said, "Aunt, can you give me a brother?"

7. Children sit at home and eat. The cat came up to him and meowed. The child threw a piece of meat to the cat, and it ate it and meowed. The child threw it another piece, and it ate it, but it still meowed. The child was angry, stood up and said loudly, "You sit in my seat, let me meow, and you give me meat to eat."

8. Xiaoqiang's handwriting is always untidy. The teacher said to him, "You can write after you have finished typing." Xiaoqiang came home, opened his schoolbag, spread out his exercise book and remembered the teacher's words. He scratched his head and thought for a long time, drank a large glass of water, then burped, and then muttered while doing his homework: "There is this remedy."

9. When traveling to the Confucius Temple in Qufu, I saw a mother pointing to the Confucius statue in the temple and saying to her son, "This is Kong Old Master Q, who can bless you to enter the university. Go and see you later." Then the little boy solemnly walked up to him, waved to Confucius and said "Bye-bye". I seem to see Confucius laughing in embarrassment.

1. The eloquent salesman sells the Children's Encyclopedia to the child's mother, saying that this book can answer any questions raised by the child. It happened that the child was on the side, and the salesman said, "Let's demonstrate how I found the answer you want from the book." The child then asked him, "What brand of car is God sitting in?"