The funny plot of the novel … is partly good …

"Crossing and Anti-crossing" Author: Most people in the demon boat are playing outside, and those sitting in the big tent are dignitaries and messengers with noble status. Compared with Ya 'an below, it is much quieter. Although the book is full of laughter and toasts, it can't completely cover Min Min.

Suddenly on striking table, Min Min swish once stood up! They looked back in surprise and fell silent. Min Min unhurriedly strolled to the middle of the tent, smiled and stood, bowed and said:

"I want to sing ~"

Everyone was shocked, but when they saw Min Min's steady steps, clear eyes and clear articulation, they didn't look drunk. They just said it was a pre-arranged after-school program, so they clapped their hands and warmly welcomed it. ...

Carrying the Hu Qin aside, Min Min plucked the strings like playing the guitar, took a deep breath and cried aloud:

"Come on ~ I'm a broken (spinach) vegetable ~ ~ Caicai Caicai Caicai ~ ~ ~ Caicai Caicai Caicai ~ ~ Come on ~ I'm a broken (pineapple) radish ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Lolita Lolita ~ ~ ~! ! ! "Min Min holding the huqin waving up and down, hair is very fierce, quite devoted. ...

The crowd was so frightened that they stood there and didn't know how to speak ... or Nana, Min Min's private maid, reacted quickly. She quickly stepped forward and grabbed Min Min, who slammed her head and whispered, "Miss Min Min, you are drunk, stop that now ..." Then Min Min threw the Hu Qin! Picked up Nana in one hand, picked up Chen Jiao's random orchid finger in the other and twisted her waist to sing:

"Ten men are hot and seven men are stupid! Eight idiots! Nine bad! There is also a fiery (everyone) love! Girls! Jump out! Even if it is sweet talk, lie to him! Love ~ Never let him leave again ~ ~ ~ "

All the chopsticks in their hands fell off ... Min Min dragged Nana around and finally tripped over the foot of the table! Falling into a pair of cool hands, those hands gently lifted Min Min ... Min Min looked up blankly, and the Fourth Prince looked at Min Min with red cheeks and misty eyes and whispered, "Min Min, you are drunk, take a rest ..." I didn't know that Min Min grabbed his hand with a flash of lightning! Four prince one leng, just don't know how to react, Min Min has a face of affectionate took his hand and looked at his face gently, slowly began to sing:

"thank god ~ ~ thank the earth ~ ~ thank fate ~ ~ let's meet ~ ~

Life has been a miracle since I had you ~ ~ ~

How much pain, how much laughter ~ interwoven into a brilliant memory ~ ~ "(sorry, I don't want to, most of the love songs that pop up on the Internet are Qiong Yao's ... in fact, some of them are good ...)

This is not only the Four Princes, but everyone is scared silly ... Min Min, who hates and fears the Four Princes the most, is now singing love songs with the Four Princes? ! !

Only Min Min is still a face of amorous to continue to discharge to the fourth prince. ...

"Thanks to the wind ~ ~ thanks to the clouds ~ ~ thanks to the sunshine ~ ~ shining on the earth ~ ~

The world has become so beautiful since I had you ~ ~ ~

Wandering together ~ Years are full of intoxicating sweetness ~ ~ ~

The sea will dry up, stones will rot, the sky will collapse and the earth will crack.

We are shoulder to shoulder ~ hand in hand ~ ~ hand in hand ... Oh ...........................................................................................................................................................

Min Min let go of the fourth prince's hand to find water, but his hand was caught at once!

"Min Min ... sing it again!" Your Highness seldom showed such anxious and emotional expression on her face, but she held Min Min rudely and wouldn't let her go!

"I don't want to sing ... I want to drink water ... aha ... you let go ... I bite you! My teeth are very sharp ... Mm-hmm ... Very sharp ... "

Min Min bit on the hand of your highness! The latter did not move, "I won't let go ... Min Min, you ..." The four royal Highnesses frowned slightly and looked at Min Min, who was holding his hand and gnawing. There were thousands of words at that time ... I don't know where to start ... I always looked at Min Min's white hair with a smile, and now my face sank. Zuo looked at her and hurriedly stepped forward.

"Miss Min Min, you are drunk, so don't be unreasonable to the four princes. Don't bite too fast. I'll send someone to take you down to rest ... "However, the drunk has great strength. If the fourth prince doesn't let go, Zuo Ben is not a Wulin person. He is afraid to touch Min Min, and he is not good at hard work. In desperation, he had to drag Min Min's belt to separate them. He used too much force and dragged Min Min's belt away!

Min Min was livid and took the belt for a stay. Suddenly he looked up at Zuo, smiled sweetly, and quickly tied one end of the belt to Zuo's wrist, while the other end was carried by himself, with one foot on the box of Four Princes, and shouted loudly:

"Sister, you sail at the bow ~ ~ Brother, I walk on the shore ~ ~ ~ Enen Erai ~ ~ Swinging on the string ~ ~ ~"

Everyone fell to the ground. ...

Zuo waited for a while, looked at the belt on his wrist and was about to untie it. Suddenly, Min Min sat on the box of the Four Princes beautifully and tenderly. His hand holding the orchid's finger, rubbing the other end of the belt, he suddenly blinked, decorated with the sweetest voice in two corners:

"Little sister ~ I am at the bow ~ ~ Brother, you are walking on the shore ~ ~ Ouch ~ ~ Our love ~ ~ Our love ~ ~ Wandering on the string ~ ~ ~ Ah ~ ~"

"Swing your head! ! ! "A machete appeared out of thin air and cut the belt cleanly! Cold light flashing, very scary! Everyone was frightened and saw great anger. They approached the person sitting on the desk with a knife step by step, gnashing their teeth and saying, "What a Zhao! Seduce my family and not take care of you! Kui I also ... "

"Little girl ~ ~" Someone stubbornly dragged Fu Pei's trouser legs up, hooked someone's neck, and snorted lewdly: "Little girl ~ You are so hot ~ ~ Lun's family will sing you a chicken (only) song ~ ~" (Min Min, you old pervert, both men and women can eat ...)

Don't wait for Fu Pei to react. Min Min quickly jumped into the open field and took off his coat with a swish! Because of the warmth of late spring, everyone wears a lot thinner. Without a thick embroidered robe outside, Min Min only wore a long silk dress with a thin waist and smooth curves. A tight jacket above reveals the soft arms of two whisked students, and the gorgeous blue tattoo on it shows another charming flavor ~

They were amazed when Min Min put his coat over his shoulders. Two feet apart, one hand rested on her hips, her abdomen sank, and she shouted at the sky:

"I ~ ~ standing! Fierce ~ in the wind ~ ~ I hate it ~ I can't shake my heart ~ ~ I hope ~ ~ Oh, my God! Clouds move in all directions ~ ~ "

Stumbling in the first two steps, Min Min grabbed the machete in the hands of stiff Fu Pei and waved it at random!

"Sword ~ ~ in hand! Ask the world who is a hero! ! "

"You ... what are you doing? ! ! "Pev was scared to retreat again and again until his waist hit the box, and there was no way out. I saw a man who had become a sex maniac at the moment, stretched out his hand and provoked Fu Pei's smooth chin, his voice softened and he continued to sing:

"There are hundreds of flatters and thousands of reds in the world ~ ~

I only love you ~ ~

Who is different when you are sad ~ ~

How many years of love ~ ~ hastily buried ~ ~ "

Princess Pev with goose bumps was killed ... Min Min withdrew his hand and turned around! Stick the machete in the ground! A famous detective Conan pointed to Sir Zhong, who was dumbfounded! Roar:

"My heart! You are the heaviest! Sad * * *! Live and die together! You use tenderness to forget ~ ~ ~ in exchange for the lofty sentiments in my heart ~ ~ ~ Ah! You are the heaviest ... "

Min Min stumbling refers to a circle, and finally around the white hair before the case! The old man and murderous bachelor standing beside Bai Mao have been completely frightened by crazy Min Min! I saw Min Min's red eyes running at the little master. Their instinctive reaction was to draw their swords and prepare to work hard ... Unfortunately, Min Min fell down before the case, and his white hair was shocked. He quickly stood up and looked at it. Just then, Min Min's eyes suddenly opened! Hands stretched out and hooked the white-haired neck, and then two thighs were wrapped around the white-haired waist very erotically. ...

"Min Min ..." White hair breathing some heavy. ...

"White hair ~ Do you really think I'm drunk?" Min Min a wink, a nifty smile, "I'm awake ~ old niang drink good ~ right? I drank four bottles of Erguotou wine with you last time, did you forget? Um ... #% # ... huh? This handsome guy ~ your contact lenses are very stylish. Where did you buy it? Wow, dyed hair is also very personal ~ don't hide it from me, are you playing COS? Right? Yes! He is so fucking handsome! Why don't you join our club? Do you think you are interested in the role of Kakashi ... #% # ... "

"Min Min, you are really drunk."

"Joke ~ Of course I'm not drunk! Come on, look me in the eye! " Min Min hands hold up the white-haired face, fingers stroked his proud eyebrows bit by bit, eyes deep, nose straight, and finally landed on his slightly open sexy thin lips, and then he smiled and slowly sang:

"A flower is in full bloom ~ ~

One flower failed ~ ~ ~

Flowers all over the mountain ~ ~

Only you ~ ~ is my baby ~ ~ "

The more someone sings, the more energetic he becomes and begins to wriggle uneasily. ...

"Have a good wait ~ ~

Waiting for your roses to bloom ~ ~ ~

Flowers all over the mountain ~ ~

Only you ~ ~ are the cutest! "

As she sang, she lit her nose like a flirt, then grabbed her face and shouted:

"You are my rose.

You are my flower ~ ~ ~

You are my lover.

Is what I care about ~ ~ ~

You are my rose.

You are my flower ~ ~ ~

You are my lover.

It's what I love forever in my life ~ ~ ~

Rose!

La la la la ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ".

They were all staring at their gray faces with white hair by cold sweat ... roses ... roses? !

White hair is very calm at this time, just with the posture of being entangled in Min Min striding out of the tent directly. Outside, people who have been busy entering the white-hot stage suddenly saw the strange posture of Young Master and Min Min, and could not help but calm down at the same time ... At that time, under the licking of fire inside and outside the tent, only the crackling sound of firewood was heard ... while we in Min Min were skipping and singing "We will cross the river in one hundred years, and we will sleep on pillows in one thousand years" ... = = # #

"Min Min, shh ... stop that now and give you a good thing ..."

They were surprised to see that their cruel young master comforted the people in his arms with a gentle and incredible attitude, then pecked her lips gently and said seriously:

"Min Min, I will sing a love song for you now."

To be continued …