Kneeling for crosstalk and talking about military life

Bayi warrior

Characters: A soldier, B soldier, company commander Xu.

Venue: military camp

Set: Two stools on the left side of the stage.

(A) Sitting on a small stool, with his head down thoughtfully, drawing on the ground with his hands. )

B: Dog eggs. ...

(Starting from the left)

B (happily): Dog egg, are you there? I have been looking for you for a long time.

A (unhappily): What's the matter?

B (happily): This is the last time. Last time, we were asked to publish a blackboard newspaper. I want to add it with you again. I have to find some materials to talk about "Theory of Three Represents". Absent-minded) ... Hey, I said, what happened to your boy today? What are you thinking about?

A (still looking down, listless): Nothing.

B (hurriedly looking for the villa): No, you see your boy is usually very happy. He must have something to do today. When my partner is away?

A: Yes.

Why didn't you tell me?

A: I don't understand.

Oh, I don't understand. I see ... Ah, what don't you understand?

A: I just don't understand our company commander. Do you know why I went today?

B: Didn't you pick up your sister-in-law with the company commander? How's it going? Isn't our company commander's wife beautiful? Tell me quickly.

What are you talking about? ! The company commander sent his wife back. I don't understand.

B: What? Back? But I just got here. Besides, the company commander hasn't seen his sister-in-law for years. He always tells us to think about it, and always sees him in the room ... (get up, imitate the company commander, walk back and forth with photos in his hand, look at photos from time to time, and stick photos on his chest from time to time) What's the matter? You can tell me (anxiety).

A: I can tell you that the company commander and I ...

Company commander: Wang Qiang and Li Hai, what are you two doing here?

B (getting up at the same time): No ... nothing. (showing a little panic)

Company commander: You must have done something bad, or Wang Qiang, why is your face so red?

A (at a loss. Blurt out): refreshed

Company commander: Then Li Hai, why is your face yellow?

B (interface): cold-resistant wax.

(The company commander can't help laughing)

Company commander: Why, we changed it to "outsmart Tiger Mountain". Don't be careless, just say it.

Not this morning.

Company commander: What happened this morning? (as if lost in memory)

A (to B): This morning, at the railway station, our company commander was very anxious. There are always more than 800 people pacing back and forth on that platform. ...

(Here we turn to the memory stage. The company commander paced back and forth and raised his wrist to look at his watch from time to time. )

Company commander: Wang Qiang, what time is it?

A: It's eight fifty. Didn't you just ask?

Company commander: Oh. What time does the train arrive?

A: Company commander, this is your 20th time. Arrive at 8: 55.

Company commander: Oh (anxious, constantly looking in the direction of the train). You said this train won't be late?

No, the train is accelerating. Is it accurate?

Company commander: Oh

(train whistling)

No, the train arrived on time.

(The company commander looks for someone in the crowd and cranes his neck to look back and forth. )

Company commander: Yu Lian, Yu Lian …

A (B): I am in a hurry, too. I helped shout "Sister-in-law, Sister-in-law ..." in the crowd.

B: then, then?

A: At this time, I met a beautiful, beautiful and beautiful woman. She came to us and smiled happily, happily and happily.

(B and the company commander are at both ends of the platform, facing each other and running in slow motion, waving while running)

Company commander: Yu Lian, Yu Lian …

B: Brothers Zhuzi and Zhuzi ...

(Then, B and the company commander embrace together. Here b is the imitator of the company commander's lover. After the hug, the company commander should quickly separate from his lover, turn around and hold each other's hand and talk face to face. )

Company commander: Here you are.

(b) I went to see A temporarily in transit, and I don't know how to answer. A relayed what her sister-in-law said to b) after b)

A: Here I am.

B (to his head): Oh. (Shy, imitating a girl) Here I am.

Company commander (affectionate): You have lost weight. You are tired of taking care of our children.

B: You've lost weight, too. The army is very hard and has many things to do. I am a woman with a child.

Company commander: I'm not tired, I'm strong, you see (be strong, make a few gestures, and then quickly hold each other's hand-don't give up)

(b) Smile, and then recover quickly. Then he bowed his head shyly and said nothing.

Company commander: Show me my son quickly.

(B looks back at A with a puzzled face, showing that he doesn't know what to do)

(A quickly picked up a small stool and stuffed it into B's hand, and B held the baby. )

A: The baby in my sister-in-law's arms is white and fat, so cute.

B (while teasing the stool): Cute, with a nose like you, ears like you and even a mouth like you.

Company commander (giggle): Who else will go with me? That's my Xu family's descendant, my son. Son, let dad look at it and let dad kiss it (teasing the child with his finger on the stool)

(The child is crying. )

(b acts like a child)

B: Oh, the baby doesn't cry. That's your father. Baby doesn't cry ... (slightly shaking the child)

You are all thumbs. You made the child cry (as a sweet reproach).

Company commander (scratching his head and smirking): I'm stupid, hehe, I'm stupid.

This young couple is really sweet. I'm so happy. I hope the task is completed. I will take the company commander and sister-in-law back to the company as soon as possible. But who thought the company commander had an accident for me?

(When they were having a sweet time, a train whistle seemed to remind the company commander of something. )

Company commander (laughing but hesitating): Yu Lian, I, I, I think. ...

Tell me, why are you hesitating?

Company commander: I, I bought you a train ticket.

Since when are you so careful? After staying in the army for a long time, papaya's head really cracked, and even my girl did everything to go back. I'm tired of buying later.

Company commander: Yu Lian, I, I, I mean, you will go back today (turning to look at your lover).

B (surprised): What! Company commander, you ... (then turn back to A) What's the matter, asshole?

A (telling B to keep her voice down quickly): Shh ... (Pull B aside and whisper in B's ear. B keeps nodding)

Company commander (looking back again): Yu Lian, listen to me.

B (running back to her original position and imitating her sister-in-law): No, I won't listen. Well, Xu, you have been in the army for a long time. Don't you dislike me? ! I came all the way with my children, drove all day and all night, and didn't drink a mouthful of water, so you let us two girls go? ! Is anyone here?

Company commander (unhappily): Yu Lian-what are you talking about? I didn't. Dare not lend me ten words. I think about you and the children every day, and I want to see you every day.

B: Then tell me, why did you want me to leave when I first arrived? Don't even let us girls go at the camp gate? Do you think I humiliated you by coming from the country?

Company commander: Well, where do you want to go? I am the kind of person who forgets his roots.

I just saw ... I saw my sister-in-law's tears in her eyes.

B (sobbing): You always say that the troops are busy and can't leave. I didn't take a vacation for two years in a row, and finally went home last spring. I only stayed for five days, and then I returned to the team. I think maybe the army is really busy, so I put up with it myself ... (to A) What's the next step?

A (Remind me quickly): Son.

B: Oh, (turning to the company commander) it's been five months since the baby was named. I've never seen you as a father. At night, the children were crying and making noise, and I was tired. At this time, I think it would be great if you had a father around you. You don't have time. I'll look for it. I'll take you to see the children and then help you. But you are cruel and want me to go back now. ...

The child is crying again, very loudly. B try again to coax the children)

Oh, oh, baby, stop crying.

Otsuichi shook off the company commander's hand as if he cared about the children. )

B: Come on, the child is not as cruel as your father.

Company commander (guilty): Yu Lian-I know you have been suffering these years. After only 20 days of marriage, I returned to the team. After marriage, we spent less than 2 months together. ...

A: It is 37 days 1 1 hour and 34 minutes.

Company commander: Yes, 37 days 1 1 hour and 34 minutes. After marriage, mom and dad are taken care of by you. My father has bad legs and feet. You massage him nonstop every day. Father wrote that I married a good daughter-in-law and was very filial. Now my legs and feet are much more flexible. When I read this letter, I felt very sad. I didn't take good care of you, and I didn't do my duty as a husband. When you were pregnant, I wrote back that I didn't have time now, and you were too tired to have another child. But you said you would give me a revolutionary successor, which made me very embarrassed.

B (sobbing): You know what?

Company commander: How could I not know? I have taken too little care of you these two years and owe you too much.

Answer: To say what our company commander didn't say, it is one of the best. Our company takes the lead every year, and the soldiers are willing to work with the company commander. Very exciting. What happened to that soldier? This is what the company commander is most concerned about. He knows which father lost and which girlfriend broke up. Last time, Hill, a boy from Class 8, sent a telegram from home saying that his father was in critical condition. The company commander arranged it quickly, bought him a train ticket and bought a lot of things for Hill to take back. As a result, Hill finally saw his father for the last time. When he came back, he held the company commander and cried like a crybaby.

B: Last time, the tiger in Class Three fell down during training. The military doctor said that his leg might be broken and he had to go to the hospital. Without saying anything, the company commander picked up the tiger and ran. He ran six miles at a time. When he arrived at the hospital, everyone else was fed water, but as a patient, he wouldn't let the doctor press the bed.

Company commander (freed from deep affection): You could have stayed with me for a few more days this time, and my husband and wife could have enjoyed their family happiness in peace. But there was an overseas training mission yesterday. Knowing that you were coming, the instructor said to me, "You stay here and have a good time with your sister-in-law. You haven't seen your wife for a long time." But last night, I thought it was still impossible. This task is very important. I am the leader of the company. I want to lead my soldiers to the front. The soldiers worked hard at the front. How can a company commander hide behind for personal gain? Yu Lian ... (Go to B)

B (hurried back to the company commander): Yes (still sobbing)

Company commander: I know I let you go today, and you have to blame me. Actually, I really want to be with you and our children. I'm glad you called the day before yesterday to say that you would come. I have been looking forward to it.

A (interrupting): Sister-in-law, that's true. The day before yesterday, our company commander sang "The Tracker's Love" to us for the first time like a child. If you don't believe me, listen to me.

(a) Imitate the company commander's singing, which is a bit out of tune. "Sister, you sail ahead, brother, I'll walk on the shore ...")

B (from crying to laughing): Only your company commander can learn this voice.

A: Sister-in-law, you are ridiculous.

B: Bring it here.

Company commander: What?

B: I won't leave until I get the train ticket.

Company commander: Yu Lian-(with a loving face), this time, I'm sorry for you again (slowly taking out a train ticket from his pocket).

Look at that baby. He is so old that he hasn't met your father.

Company commander: Hey (the company commander and B are together watching the children and teasing them)

A: At that time, I thought my sister-in-law was the best sister-in-law in the world. I have no choice. ...

A: Thank you, sister-in-law. You are our sister-in-law forever (shaking hands with B excitedly).

B (laughs): No. Jules, (to the company commander) give our child a name.

Company commander (turning around, taking a few steps, suddenly thinking): Just call our child "Pan Gui".

A: Pangu ... Panji ...

Company commander: Yes, Pan Gui, how many soldiers' wives and children are waiting for their relatives to come home (affectionately)

B, A: Small laurel, we have small laurel.

(train whistle)

B: Then I'll go. I will wait for you to come back early.

Company commander (nodding deeply): Yes.

(b waves away, then puts down the stool, ending the imitation of the sister-in-law)

A: When the train was about to leave, the company commander ran and ran on the platform, waving at the train driver until the train was out of sight, and our company commander was still there ...

(The company commander is running in slow motion in the same place. Let's get back to reality. )

B, A: Company Commander

Company commander (stopping, realizing his gaffe): Oh.

A: Company commander, you must go back next year. I'll bring you the best apples in my hometown, and you can give them to my sister-in-law and Xiaopangui.

B: And my candied dates, which are so sweet.

Company commander: Thank you. Thank you. Come on, let's go back. Listen to the password (Party A and Party B stand at attention at the same time): "Look right, look forward, turn right and start walking, 1, 1, 1, 2,1..."

(Party A and Party B follow the company commander and form a neat queue underground)