I want to tell some jokes to my friends. Who can tell me something?

1, you can't rely on anything these days, you can only rely on yourself. Abbreviation: Holy shit!

People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face. . .

3, I always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will feel a little old. Well, it's still messy, more energetic ~ ~

4. "Is my face oily?" "Reflecting light, I can't see clearly."

5. Shanglian: Telephone charges, tolls and broadband fees must be paid; Downstream: meal card, water card, bus card, Kaka, etc. Horizontal approval: breaking the money at the beginning of school.

6. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

7. I suddenly feel that Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. I get caught in every episode, and then I definitely don't eat it ~

8, otaku otaku standard: in bed with the computer as the center and the arm length as the radius to take items. ...

9. Years later, if you get married, if I don't get married. Tell your daughter to be careful on the way to school. . . .

10, some girls are the same as the house price. Only when you look back, do you know that you were wrong not to start.

1 1. I was forced to go on a blind date. Another person is a burden to learn English. As soon as he arrived, he said that he was CET-8, Japanese-1 and German-2. Ask me what level? I told him QQ30, yellow diamond 7, red diamond 4, colored diamond 4 and green diamond 3. Blind date is also a pleasure in life. . .

12, a: "I have a crush on a girl." B: "I have a crush!" A: "What a good method." B: "Secret love is the most economical of all relationships."