Brainstorm with jokes?

Why are there tears in my eyes again? Huh? Why again? Here is a funny brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

A brain teaser with a joke

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Why are there tears in my eyes again? Huh? Why again? Here is a funny brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

A brain teaser with a joke

1. When parachuting, how to distinguish veterans from recruits? Answer: There are shoe prints on the recruits' * *

2. What shoes will you never wear to go shopping? Answer: Roller skates.

3. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: plastic flowers

Do you know that the hotter something is, the higher it climbs? Answer: thermometer

This is an old question: a man came to the river with a dog, a rabbit and a basket of cabbage. The river is deep and waist-high. He can only take one thing across the river at a time. But dogs want to bite rabbits, and rabbits want to eat vegetables. How can he get there? Answer: Bring rabbits back empty-handed, then cabbage and rabbits.

6. There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

7. Give a deck of cards to Big and Xiao Wang, carefully wash the remaining 52 cards, and then divide them into two piles, A and B, with 26 cards in each pile. If this is divided into 10 thousand times, how many times should the black card of pile A be equal to the red card of pile B? Answer: All are equal.

8. At a banquet, a couple shook hands with the guests 48 times and asked how many people were at the banquet. Answer: 26 talents

9.？ In the dining room, there are two fathers and sons eating. They each ordered a steak from 70 yuan, and only paid 2 10 yuan when paying the bill. Why? Answer: This is three generations.

10. Xiaobai bought a box of jiaozi incense, and an average roll of jiaozi incense can be lit for half an hour. If he wants to test for 45 minutes, how can he calculate the answer? First, both ends of one roll of mosquito-repellent incense and one end of another roll of mosquito-repellent incense are lit at the same time.

1 1. What can't you eat? Answer: discus.

12. How many cubic meters of silt is there in a pond 4 meters long, 3 meters wide and 2 meters deep? Answer: The pond is empty and there is no mud.

13. What number minus half equals zero Answer: 8.

14. On an operating bus, only one third of people buy tickets, but the conductor and driver are indifferent. There are no children among the passengers, no friends of the driver and conductor, and no people holding monthly tickets. Why? Answer: There is only one passenger on the bus.

Need 15. Eight people eat eight snacks, 16 people eat 16 snacks. Answer: 10 minutes.

Brainstorm with jokes 2

1. What has the same manufacturing period and effective date? Answer: Daily newspaper

Your father and your mother gave birth to a son. He is neither your brother nor your brother. Who is he? Answer: It's yourself.

3. Give a deck of cards to Big and Xiao Wang, carefully wash the remaining 52 cards, and then divide them into two piles, A and B, with 26 cards in each pile. If this is divided into 10 thousand times, how many times should the black card of pile A be equal to the red card of pile B? Answer: All are equal.

4. Give 10 children 50 pieces of candy. The numbers are different. Don't cut off the candy. Can you divide the answer: no, because "1+2+3...+ 10" = 55.

The teacher assigned the students to write a composition on the topic if I were a manager. Most students immediately buried themselves in writing, except one boy who leaned back in his chair and was indifferent. The teacher asked him why he didn't write, and he gave him an answer that made him laugh and cry. A: I'm waiting for the secretary.

6. There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

7. Xiaoming and Xiao Wang play a coin toss game. Xiaoming tossed a coin ten times, all heads. Ask him what is the probability of yin and yang when he throws the eleventh time? Answer: 50%.

8. When you brag about your strengths to others, what else will others know about you? Answer: I know I'm not stupid.

9. Rose, who just went to the first day of kindergarten, never studied mathematics, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Because he will only be one of the best.

10. It's up to the owner to beat the dog, but what to beat the tiger for? Answer: that depends on whether you have seed.

1 1. What door can never be closed? Answer: goal

12. Xiaoming took 100 and bought a shirt made in 75 yuan, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why did you answer: Xiaoming only gave the boss 80 yuan?

13. When eating an apple, take a bite ... When I see a bug, I feel terrible. Seeing two bugs is even more terrible. How many bugs make people feel the most terrible? Answer: half a worm

14. Which race runs faster than who? Answer: tug of war.

15. A fire broke out in a building. After Mr. Chen fled to the roof, there was no way to escape, so he fled to the roof next door. The distance between the two floors is only 10 cm, but Mr. Chen fell to his death. Why? Answer: Two buildings, one with 30 floors and the other with 3 floors.

Brainstorm with jokes III

1. Why do all the monks in Shaolin Temple shave their heads? -Answer: Because I am afraid that the other party will lose hair when fighting!

Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Answer: Use a pen.

Gu Gu's home was robbed and suffered heavy losses, but when the police informed him to solve the case, Gu Gu sent a telegram of condolence asking to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.

4. What is the most famous in Hong Kong? -Answer: Hong Kong Foot

5. Go out to see the sky, go in to see the face, what does the female ghost want to see when knocking at the door? Answer: See who is the most beautiful.

6. Someone fired five shots at the gun target, and * * * got a hundred points. Where did he hit? Answer: Only one shot is exactly one hundred.

7. A man met 10 lions on his way home. What will he become? -Answer: Ten piles of lion shit.

8. What is the most troublesome thing for middle school teachers? Answer: Cold.

9. Why does Xiao Ming refuse to use the word "although …" to make sentences? Answer: Didn't the teacher say that you can't do two things at the same time?

10. Amin was bitten by mosquitoes. Can you tell me if the bigger bag was bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.

1 1. Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? Answer: Because he is a dentist.

12. Please put nine horses in ten stables on average, and make the number of horses in each stable the same. How to divide it? Answer: put nine horses in a stable, and then put the other nine horses outside this stable!

13. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? -Answer: Four.

14. There is a person living on 13 floor. He takes the elevator to the first floor every day when he goes out, and only takes the elevator to the fourth floor when he comes back, and then climbs upstairs. Why? -Answer: He is too short to press the button.

Why does the egret warbler always sleep on one foot? Answer: if you shrink your feet, you will fall.