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English Joke:Good Sight Good eyesight

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly? Witness: Well

when I wake up in the morning I see the Sun

and they tell me it's about niy-three million miles away. Lawyer: You said you were about 35 feet away from the accident scene. How far can you see clearly? Witness: Let's put it this way, when I woke up in the morning and I saw the sun, I was told that it was about 93 million miles away.