Folk stories are very interesting. Can you tell me some folk jokes about "Silly Guy"?

Silly Auntie’s New Year’s greetings—Hu Loucai There is a saying in my hometown: Silly Aunt’s New Year’s greetings—Hu Loucai. Speaking of this remark, there is another joke.

It is said that once upon a time, there was a smart and capable girl in the village, but she fell in love with a stupid uncle. In the first year of the couple's marriage, the silly uncle and his wife went back to their parents' home to pay New Year's greetings to their father-in-law and mother-in-law. Every family has a lot of guests during the New Year, especially the new uncle's first New Year's greetings, which are even more grand. The newlywed girl was afraid that her stupid man would show his cowardice in front of her relatives, so the head of the dinner party told him: "You must understand the etiquette at the dinner table later, and don't act like you are eating at our own house, snoring blindly." "Fuck you."

The silly uncle didn't understand, so he started to argue with his wife: "Eating is just eating, why should he be so particular about it?"

My wife knew his temper and was patient. He said calmly: "You are the new uncle, and you are a distinguished guest in our family today. You must be accompanied by elders when eating. You need to be more discerning. Use your chopsticks when you should. Don't act like you haven't eaten anything." Then people will laugh at us."

The silly uncle understood this time, but he really didn't know how to behave politely, so he asked his wife to teach him. The daughter-in-law sighed, knowing that no matter how hard she taught him, he wouldn't be able to ventilate himself. According to the rules, she couldn't sit and eat with him, so there was nothing she could do. When she lowered her head and saw the big braid on the back of her husband's head, she immediately came up with a solution.

After the food was ready and put on the Kang table, the father-in-law and mother-in-law enthusiastically placed the new uncle on the edge of the Kang. They also invited the elders of the family and the girl's brother to accompany the guests. After everyone sat cross-legged on the kang, the daughter-in-law under the window quietly inserted a thin string into the room through the window hole, then went into the house to find something on the pretext of getting on the kang and quickly tied the string to her husband's braid.

During the meal, several elders at the dinner table took great care of the new uncle, taking turns picking and serving dishes for him. The silly young man thanked him politely and chewed his food carefully. He looked very sensible. My father-in-law and mother-in-law looked at it with joy. He said to his heart: People say that my new young man is stupid. Isn’t that quite understandable? Well behaved. But those uncles found it very boring, because they had known for a long time that this brother-in-law had a bad mind, and they wanted to watch him make a fool of himself at the dinner table and have some fun, but they didn't expect him to be so behaved. No one in the room expected that their girl was giving directions under the window. It turned out that the couple had already agreed to tie a string on the silly uncle's braid. When eating, the daughter-in-law would stretch the string outside, and the husband would take a bite of the dish. If he didn't stretch it, he would not move his chopsticks. Seeing that the meal was about to be finished, the daughter-in-law who was stretching the thread outside suddenly wanted to go to the hut, but she couldn't find anyone to replace her. She looked around and saw a bone in front of her, and hurriedly tied it to the thread. On the rope, hurry to the hut. Unexpectedly, as soon as she walked away with her front feet, a puppy came over. When she saw the bone, it picked it up and wanted to move away. After a few pulls, it didn't move, so it just lay there holding it with its paws and started playing with it. But the silly uncle didn't know what was going on. He thought his wife was afraid that he wouldn't be full, so she made him eat hard. So, he ate as fast as the dogs outside were playing, noisily swiping at the plates and bowls, until he was eating until his neck was chopped, and the braid on the back of his head was still being stretched, and it was being stretched faster and faster. The dog wanted to pull the bone down quickly and take it aside to gnaw, but the silly uncle couldn't bear it. In the end, he had to shout: "I say, wife, please spare me, I will eat you again." "I'm going to die." Everyone at the table was stunned by his shouting, until they noticed his braid that was pulled loose from the back of his head and the girl who came into the room with a red face. "Look at me, I'll look at you." , and then the whole crowd couldn't help laughing. From then on, the saying came down: Silly uncle’s New Year’s greetings—Hu Luucai. And became a joke among people after dinner.