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High eq, pick up girls, love to talk.

1, "I seem to have a fever" "What's the matter?" "I think you want to be hot-headed." 2. "You know, I'm not that promising." ..........., I just want to spend your money, sleep in your bed and be your husband. "Don't stay up late, staying up late is not good for your health." "I know it's bad to stay up late, but I can't sleep. I need this sleeping pill! " 4. "Do you prefer sunny day, cloudy day or rainy day?" "I like sunny days. What about you? " "I like every day with you" 5. "Little sister, has your express arrived?" "What express? I didn't receive it. " "Didn't you get my wishful thinking?" 6. "I have two quilts" and "Is it because it is too cold?" "No, spoil you and love you all my life." I used to have a low eq, so I was dumb and couldn't chat. I always thought that if you are nice, you can catch up with a girl. I always thought that if you are a serious man, you can win a good impression. I also tried to pester girls every day, often chatting with them, and what to do in the morning ... I often praised girls' circle of friends, but the other side ignored it, and finally got nothing, wasting a lot of energy. Later, I learned many shortcuts to pick up girls in "Alpine Love Network", and soon became lovers, and the relationship could be confirmed in a few days. I suggest you go to Baidu to help you quickly improve the efficiency of picking up girls and master the shortcut to attract girls. 7. "I had a dream last night, and now it has come true." "What dream?" "Talk to the person you like" 8. "Do you know where the coldest place is?" "I don't know." "There is no place for you." 9. "Do you know how boring you are?" "What?" "The more I look at it, the more I want to sleep." 10. "Do you know the difference between you and the moon?" "The moon is printed in the water and you are printed in my heart." The love story routine of picking up girls with high emotional intelligence is 2 1. On the way out to travel with her, collect a smooth stone and say that you will take it as a souvenir of this trip with her. Then, after the trip, I carved a sentence similar to "I love xxx" in the lettering shop and gave it to her. I don't think I need that kind of evasive love words. If you have a dream, you should pursue it bravely and quickly. Copy it for me after you finish writing, and class will begin soon! -the most common words in school in the morning. Now, I wake up every day and see your smile shining on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your really sweet sleeping capacity like a flower ... 5. Can you say something ambiguous so that I can understand it as I want, maybe it really means what I want to express? 6. Alas, there have been constant rainstorms, frequent earthquakes and disasters on all sides recently. That's it, let's pray to heaven together. Pray that I love you. 7. Affection is a burden that we can never bear, and love words are only occasional lies. 8. Never mind hearing love stories. Just miss it. 9. When I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine that you are by my side, your smile, your naughty and your lovely, but I find that I will always miss you, so I will always close my eyes and can't open them! 10, I want to have a baby with you. -I always think this sentence is particularly beautiful, because it is the highest commitment to love. Think about falling in love with someone, having a baby with her and being happy forever. Not only love, but also responsibility! Only those who have the courage to take responsibility can stay with them for life. Pick up hot chicks's love story routine with high emotional intelligence is 3 1, and the leaves turn yellow and the wind blows away, and all the endless love stories are forgotten. 2. Too many love stories make people melodramatic, too many philosophies make people numb, and too many realities make us look sophisticated. Simple, how luxurious. 3. A sweet love story may eliminate the long-standing misunderstanding in a woman's heart, and a few gentle smiles may make her heart no longer bored. If a man really loves a woman, it is best not to be stingy with your language, not to ignore her constant concern, and to give love and care to the details of emotion and life. The most touching love story in the world is "Take care of yourself first!" You ask me how long I can love you, and my answer is that I will love you as long as my heart is beating! 6. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke. 7. The more you get, the more you lose. The more you know, the greater the harm. The more you care, the sadder it is. 8. lose three and lose four without losing you. 9. The first truth we need to know about this world is that everyone is not stupid and everyone is smart. If you see a person who seems to be doing something stupid, it only means that you don't know this person. In his world, there are other reasons to support him to insist on doing a "stupid thing" that others can't understand. 10, is your story a piano, chess, calligraphy and painting or a love story about alcohol and tobacco 1 1, the snowflake of love, dyed white hair; Four seasons of love, wrinkled cheeks. Depend on you and do everything for each other. 12, I have no time to pay attention to the beauty of Daiyu, and I have never drooled over Shi. It's no use winking at Zhaojun. I won't dream when I am alive, because you have occupied my heart, and I won't chase others no matter how beautiful they are! 13, I can't guarantee that everything will get better for you, but I promise that you won't have to face it alone from now on. 14, I hope that the love story will finally be managed. You and I are not alone. 15, man, please don't tell me a love story with high emotional intelligence. Pick up girls love story routine 4 1, can you not appear in front of me? Why do I see your picture and my mind is full of your figure? 2. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After I met you ... I went, but it was all dark. If I faint on the spot, you must give me artificial respiration and remember to suck hard. I can smell your fragrance through the screen window. Please pay attention to your lips. I could kiss you at any time. There have been rumors recently that I want to kiss you. I want to clarify that this is not false news. 7. The bed has been warmed for you. Come on in. 8. I am really simple and my mind is not that complicated. I only think about how to harm you all day. 9. I am so handsome. 10 Do you want to sleep with me? Will you shed tears? I'm a little blind now. Don't let me see you again, or I'll kiss you right away. 13, sister, I can't move now. If you move a few times, I will only do two things in my life, that is, kiss you and hug you. 15, I went to the city to participate in the pigeon racing yesterday, and I went alone. 16, I missed you for countless nights, and I remember the unforgettable night with you. I pray for a meteor so that I can meet you in my next life and fall in love with you forever! 17, be careful when crossing the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month. 18. In winter, every time your feet reach a new place under the covers, it is an adventure. 19, what else do you consider for a graceful man like me? (high emotional intelligence picking up girls routine) 20. Sleeping position determines hair style, and I have different styles every day. 2 1. There are generally only two kinds of people who pay too much attention to me, one is secretly in love with me, and the other is plotting against me. 22. The teacher asked me why I slept in class that day, and I replied that the doctor said I had to sleep after taking medicine. I don't know if love will rot, just because I don't know, so I'm going to find my own answer! 24. The teacher always tells us not to lie, and teaches us to lie as soon as we come to check. 25. I didn't feel my existence until I met you. I can't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.