Original joke, especially funny!

1. Find a friend and let him say "mouse" three times first, and then "mouse is old" three times. After he said, "mouse, mouse, mouse is old, mouse is old, mouse is old", he immediately asked him, "What do cats fear most?" It is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse". I have tried many times, and it works every time.

2. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. 3. If your friend says, "Forget it, forget it, forget it, forget it, Wang!

Find a MM to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Say a few words first, and then the fun will begin. Say husband first, MM, mm can say u (you); Besides my wife, MM can say I (I (I); ; Over and over again Do you understand?

4. You ask him, "What is three waters plus one?" He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?" You asked again, "How about adding three drops of water?" He might say, "... what word? Is there such a word? Going? "In fact, it should be" law " ......

5. Hold out 1 finger and ask others "What is this", then hold out two fingers and ask others "What is this", and then hold out three fingers and ask others "1+ 1 what is it". 10 people 1 most correct!

6. By the way, you can tell your MM that I'm going to test your English reaction ability, hold out your left hand and say to her, "My thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, my ring finger is S and my little finger is X", and then say, in order to increase the difficulty, I'll interfere with you in Chinese. Then you pointed to the middle finger and said fish, she said M, you pointed to the ring finger and said donkey, she said S, then pointed to the thumb and said pig, she said A, and then kept pointing to the thumb and said pig, and she kept saying: A, A, A, A, A, A. If MM is smart, she can try other fingers before giving her thumb.

7. When persuading MM to drink, say to her: I'll clear a glass, you take a sip, and then repeat ... I'll clean it up, you take a sip. ..........

8. Put your hands on your thighs, then rub your left hand forward, make a few slaps with your right hand up and down, and then switch hands to do the rubbing with your right hand forward and slapping with your left hand up and down. ............................................................................................................... Hehe, give it a try, most people can't tell!

9.a: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why"? I don't know. A: It's a pig! B: Why? Ha! ! !

10. Tell an old story, the more people, the better the occasion: adventure story. My grandfather and grandson went out to sea to experience risks! Grandpa is a fisherman who is very familiar with water. On this day, the weather is fine. He asked his little grandson to go fishing with him. Who knows that just after going out to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there was a storm at sea. The little grandson was afraid, and grandpa comforted him: Don't be afraid, my dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years. What are you afraid of this storm? Suddenly, a big wave came and split the paddle in half! Grandpa said helplessly to his grandson, dear grandson, the pulp is finished!

1 1.pig is the English spelling PUG? No, it's a pig No, I don't remember you. -You're mistaken. It's me.-pig, it's you. -Pig, it's me ...