Are there any jokes? 50 points for jokes,

A matador was drinking in the country. His friends advised him not to drink too much, but to show his bluff, he staggered until he couldn't control himself. Then he took a shortcut to the stadium, where a bull was already lying. The matador immediately put down his horn and fought fiercely with him. At last, the bull escaped.

Afterwards, the friends of the matador He said: I did drink a little too much just now! Otherwise, you will have to drag the child off the bike. ..........