Tengzhou dialect joke

Nurse: A glass of number zero two! A cup of zero two!

Old man: alas! Alas! White tiger, coming!

Nurse: Why? In this year and age, is a glass of number two you?

Old man: His sister! Black and white bluff, it's me.

Nurse: You are so old-fashioned! At the moment, I'm playing Hulun, calling for a cup of zero two, but you won't listen?

Old man: Sorry, I drank a cold drink this morning. I have a little diarrhea and stay in the toilet. I didn't listen.

Nurse: Come on, let's go early! Hurry up! Now the doctor is impatient to wait!

(The old man enters the door and sits down)

Doctor: Coming! Older.

Old man: Come on, doctor, I'm tired of you!

Doctor: Grandpa, what kind of tiger do you have? Why can't you tell the truth?

Old man: It hurts when you hit the front door. If I pull my neck, my back hurts. If it hurts, I can't wait to get it!

Doctor: What kind of pain do we have?

Old man: There is an episode. It hurt for a while!

Doctor: Nobody saw it?

Old man: Yes! Catch my three brothers in the village and in the next yard, and take me to the brigade as a barefoot doctor. He is snowing, waiting for his pulse.

Doctor: How about it?

Old man: it's no use, no matter! I ate black pills and drug bandits in several districts, but I didn't mention the pain of prescribing drugs. The bandit is dead. Drink it!

Doctor: What about now?

Old man: Still uncomfortable. In the morning, my heart is weak, and I have to come to the big hospital in your city to find your experts and doctors to slap you. If you really want to coax the tiger, Tang Tong is not funny at all!

Doctor: Oh! Uncle, it's okay. I'll show you when you're lying down!

Old man: Where are you going to lie?

Doctor: (pointing to the bed in the corner) That's not right!

"Have you ever eaten steel?"

"I don't bring a jar sticker, just take a roll of sticky big Joan."

Dufour has nothing to say, but there are people who talk like you. Is it a bag? Nothing is idle except a bag. Why gnash your teeth !

"Three, you are here. Have a drink quickly. Last time I arrested someone in the street, you said it was good! "

1. Childe Xu-Describe the clear river.

2. Keep silent-don't talk.

3. Gezhi-tickle others-

4. blindness-poke everywhere C. blindness.

5. The ancient extinction-finally

6. Half-baked-describes people as careless, bad and irrelevant. Often equivalent to halftone, seven pages, lobular lung.

7. listing, forget it-no, no, it's over, it's over.

8, T-shirt static-quiet

9. Smoke from the filled soil-the appearance of dust flying in the air.

10. Hi, good-very good.

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12. Goo goo goo goo.

13. Seven leaves-swearing refers to saying or doing things involving the relationship between men and women.

14. Sun Capsule-describes people as useless or timid.

15. Sweet medicine-makes people feel sick

16. Month key

17. Nianning-Pancake Eating

18. Break into houses-visit other people's homes

19. Turn black-it means very dark.

20. The egg of a saint-describes a person pretending to be a hero.

2 1. No floor-move an object back and forth.

22. Sprinkle white-very white

23. Play-for what?

24. Subway-Yes.

25. Liexiong-It's over

26. Taro sweet potato

27. Ground eggs and potatoes

28. Imprisoning people-deceiving people