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Everyone loves the lyrics of the post-80s generation. The version I want is different. Read it clearly before answering.

Oh, oh, oh, this unlucky post-80s generation

Oh, oh, oh, this 80s generation who deserves to be scolded

Ouch, oh, such an ignorant person The post-80s generation

Learn from others (6070) how to be outstanding talents

In our era, we lacked love since we were little and grew up lacking calcium

Holding When a child falls in love, he can ride more than a thousand miles on a 28-meter bike!

How is it like you are now weaning from childhood to 20 years old?

You are a very smart young man, but you can't tell a good boy from a bad boy!

How old are your boyfriends that you can make me crazy about?

Qianlong even had to call him eldest brother!

His face is covered with wrinkles that look like meatballs!< /p>

If grenades cost a penny each

I really want to throw him 100,000 yuan!

Although I said I never starved when I was born

< p>I didn’t attend classes as soon as I went to school and I didn’t have a job as soon as I graduated

You wouldn’t be singing and dancing like this for three melons and two dates

What’s wrong with you, old sow, chasing after a big tortoise? That’s you Is it a mission!

You are not married and don’t understand how deep love is

I have been married to your aunt for more than 20 years and she is a bully!

One The Japanese couple, Monk Bai Rien, is a vegetarian and does not eat meat

What does it say in the Marriage Law that you cannot swing a kitchen knife casually!

He is too meaty to do something and too smelly to play mahjong

< p>It's not funny to tell jokes, but it's not enough to take advantage!

You want to be a leader, but you don't have the consciousness. You want to be a rich man, but you don't have the brains.

You want to be someone else's wife and you're a man. How do you do it? !

Nowadays, life is modernized and men have become feminine

Women have become savages. You have to listen to what others have said!

When the books are used, you will hate the lack of money until the end of the month.

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How scary it is to catch a toad and squeeze out dough to compete in society!

Hey, it doesn’t matter, I have an international superstar here and his surname is Wang

Dae Jang Geum-ri has played the role of Large Intestine I played the Emperor of Shit in Qin Shihuang

Let him put me in the draft to ensure that I enter the top five

When I sing, the patients in the forefront will spray the Pacific Ocean

Even if I don’t have a male or a female Hong Kong or Taiwanese accent, I can’t even cry to the sky

No matter how I win PK, I guess there’s no chance of winning

Your generation is spineless

The first stop for overseas pants is Haier Brothers

Whatever you like

It doesn’t matter whether your dad rides a three-wheeler or your mom sells nuts

Even if you have ancestors For eight generations, you have been dancing to great heights

If you draw a Nike on your head, you will be stunned and pretend to be Bao Gong’s descendant

Speak out and everyone will praise you for being an elegant and shameless good man!

But don’t fall into the trap and really think you are a corner.

This life is about practicing Qinggong all your life, you have to hold your nerve

There is no way to feel comfortable!

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I can’t tolerate you here erberberberber And berberberberber!

The prodigal son can’t exchange old shoes and old clothes for eggs when he comes back!

If you really can’t mess with me, I guarantee you will earn two in ten years Thousands!

Such a lot of money! My liver trembles when I hear it!

What on earth do you do! I dream of being rich!

I go up to the ceiling! I step on the red carpet!

I eat abalone and go back up! I am the big boss of transnational trade!

The innocent film lazily walks around the streets and shouts loudly Shouting to repair the umbrella!!!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, the unlucky post-80s generation

Oh, oh, oh, the post-80s generation in the honeypot

Hey Hey, hey, this ignorant post-80s

Everyone hates the post-80s, everyone loves the post-80s