Jokes suitable for high school students

Joke 1 Suitable for high school students. In high school, in the biology exam, Q: What is the digestive type of chicken? I won't. A: Chicken type! As a result, the teacher criticized the whole class by name!

Jokes suitable for high school students II. The last sentence is: "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the students can't hold back for a long time, so they scribble: "Climb a black turtle by the East Village River"!

Jokes suitable for high school students 3. Chinese test in senior three, writing ancient poems and sentences. The last sentence is: "When the mountain blossoms", one person in our class actually filled in: I will try my best to pick flowers.

Jokes for senior high school students 4. When I was in high school, I had a Chinese exam and asked Mr. Lao She the name of his masterpiece. A classmate couldn't remember, so I told him: teahouse. As a result, the man heard it: teapot lid. Be scolded by the teacher!

Jokes suitable for high school students 5. In the past, when students read the text, there was a saying: Take out the banana fan. The original pause should be to take out a banana fan and fan it. That classmate read directly: Fan Fan, take out the bananas!

Jokes suitable for high school students 6. When I was in high school, I understood Dou E's injustice as "selling" injustice. The whole class laughed. Don't know why!

Joke 7 suitable for high school students. There is also a math exam, and the last big question is to use two solutions to judge which one is correct. I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't come up with it. By the way, I mentioned a few words: fairness is fairness! The old woman said, the old woman is right! Look, it doesn't matter! It's okay to think about it … As a result, after the math teacher read my solution through four classes she taught in the whole grade, I became famous!

Jokes suitable for high school students 8. Yongmei is being taught in the Chinese class in Grade Three, and he needs to recite it for self-study in the morning. The teacher ordered someone to answer: "She is laughing in the bushes, and XX answers!" " "XX was eating and couldn't speak for a long time, but he said," Laugh, don't make any noise! " The whole class laughed!

Joke 10 is suitable for high school students. The next sentence written in the exam: "I was born useful." A gifted student replied, "The mouse son can make holes." The Chinese teachers in our whole office collectively laughed without image!