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Funny romance novels, such as Gu Man, need not be introduced. It is best to have your own profile.
Fairy tale version-Xiao Yi picked up a gentle and virtuous white rabbit on a blind date, so she took it home and raised it. The little white rabbit is getting bigger and bigger, and more and more naughty. Finally one day, the little white rabbit became a tigress.
Reality version-Nuo Nuo's first blind date was embarrassed by his own luck. Her blind date turned out to be her own big boss. What she didn't expect was that from this day on, the balance of fate began to tilt slightly. ...
Abstract-This is a warm story about a big, bad wolf who tried to raise a white rabbit, but was raised into a big, bad wolf-
My neighbor is very dark. I really laughed at the scene of the blind date! That grandfather is also very interesting!
be late
Author: Youyou
brief Introduction of the content
I just got dumped by my first boyfriend.
Houjiao heard that I was having an affair with a handsome guy at school who was a great god.
Of course I enjoy it, but if that handsome guy is his own teacher, it's another matter.
【 Title 】 Animal Consultant
[Author] Empty
[protagonist] Li
[Introduction] My charming lips are red and white.
Well-proportioned and gentle.
Extremely handsome, extraordinary temperament
A promising counselor with brilliant peach blossoms,
You tortured me so cruelly,
What is this for?
So what if you are my student?
Eighteen-year-old Zhao Shuiguang met 28-year-old Tan Shumo.
He said, "What if I am nine years older than you? What's wrong with that? I share all the happiness with you, and I taste all the pain in front of you. "
So the best man attacked step by step and stayed together from high school to college.
She said: "Meeting him in Tan Shumo was the greatest blessing in her life, and it won't happen again."
Girls grow up all the way, producing flowers that exude people.
It was because Zhao Shuiguang, who was eighteen, met Tan Shumo, who was twenty-eight years old. He didn't meet the right person at the right time sooner or later. Who can say that this is not a great happiness?
What are you doing when you are eighteen? Are you sad because of your first love? Are you hesitant about your future? If you have a pair of firm hands to give you strength and a person to give you warmth and care for you without reservation, will the future be different from now on?
This is a teacher-student relationship, but it has nothing to do with it. No matter what age or state people are in, they all have a yearning for beautiful love and a longing for a happy life, regardless of age. This is just a story that deserves your smile.
Play with bamboo and eat pandas.
Author: Chaos
Copywriting:
This woman is a super kind little policeman who falls in love with Xiaobai.
This man is the gold medal lawyer of Uber's senior lover!
He thought he ate her,
In fact, she ate him to death!
"Don't run if you dare" Author: Shu's summer hostess is really the best ~ The full text is easy and funny
"Seven-year itch" ("Accidentally, I grew too big") Author: The women in Yu 'an who love to use knockoffs are greedy for petty gain, which has led to a series of subsequent events.
Is the wedding robbery over? [Xiaoxiang VIP is over] Author: There are some small abuses among catkins ~ What, they are basically funny!
Content introduction:
As the richest man, Fu Qin has always had a biggest secret.
That is-Master Qin is too poor to support his daughter!
I have to choose a rich son-in-law to take on the heavy responsibility.
However, Mr. Qin is as cold as ice, and it is difficult to make a ripple!
She is convinced that affection is the greatest misfortune in life!
Since marriage is only an inevitable journey in life,
So get married or not? What's the harm in marrying someone?
Unfortunately, God always seems to be doing the right thing for her!
No, exactly, there is a man who always does the right thing with her!
Every wedding day, he looks terrible!
Rob marriage, rob marriage, rob endless!
The reason why he robbed the marriage for the first time was that he was too bored, so he wanted to gamble!
The reason for the second wedding robbery was that the red sedan chair passed by his door and he looked an eyesore!
The reason for the third marriage robbery is that at least you have had a close relationship with your skin. Why not say hello to him as an adulterer?
The fourth time was even more exaggerated. In fact, a tunnel was dug underground in the capital, leading directly to the new house. Why? Grab the marriage!
But when he thought of his addiction to being a groom, karma finally came and the bride was taken away by other unknown people!
Damn, stealing marriage-but his patent right, someone dares to infringe his rights. Isn't this death?
Fox family author: left little fox
Su Xiaoli just wants to wander in the Jianghu in another way.
She is determined to change the route of weak girls so that she can parade around the city and get all the beautiful men.
I didn't expect to learn from my teacher for the first time, but I unexpectedly visited a cold-faced brother.
I've seen cold-blooded people, never seen such cold-blooded people.
Even if you are the first master, have an out-of-print mount and have an extraordinary temperament, beautiful women will be scared away when they see your aura.
It happened that there was an audience who didn't know the truth and called him a gentle god and an elegant god.
He smiled gently and an empty bag flew over.
"To collect 500 kinds of herbs."
It turns out that my brother is not an iceberg man at all, but a hidden fox.
Fox, are you a monster released by the old gentleman accidentally?
How can you pretend to be a handsome boy in the game and bully her, a lovely, pure and kind girl?
Even if you are a fox god, it is not good to oppress her all the time!
At least she is also a little fox, er ... although her rank is not as high as his.
But since everyone is a fox, it is good to fall in love. After all, it is the same species.
You help me, I help you, and unite the country together. How wonderful life will be.
It happened that he took pleasure in oppressing her, even though he forgot the oppression in the game, and even vilified the handsome school grass she secretly loved.
No, I want to fight with you!
He replied faintly, "Come on."
A Happy Story of "Black Belly Brother VS Tough Sister"
Silliness is not the best.
It is not her fault that PK is weak. Who stipulates that online games can't be guest appearances?
I think that day, as a female corpse, she was a stranger in the wilderness, and she was full of passion for the four "masters" waiting by;
Remember that day, Xiao Bai, she sneaked into the "enemy camp" and gloated;
Think of that day, standing on the body of the enemy, she laughed in the corner of the world;
Remembering that day, the red wedding dress and swaying red candle only needed to be paid, but at that amazing wedding banquet, her heart was slightly full;
……
She didn't know, bickering made him laugh, and he twitched when he walked by;
She didn't know that he had paved all the roads for her before she acted;
She didn't know that in order to make her smile, he offered a reward for killing her enemy, hoping that she could see a smile somewhere;
She doesn't know that her wedding with him is what he wants most in return;
……
Xiaobai, who is not Xiaobai, met a great god who is not a great god, and a sweet prelude about hatred quietly opened.
Who will tell her how long that Benben downstairs has been waiting?
"You don't go to hell, who goes to hell" Author: Long
Copywriting:
When I was this age, I made two mistakes that I regretted. The first is to fill in the wrong college entrance examination volunteers, and the second is to offend Zhong Yuan. If I have to use an idiom to describe the influence of the first mistake on me, it is simply that life is worse than death. If you have to use an idiom to describe what Zhong Yuan did to me, it is simply too numerous to mention. However, such an evil person is still a human scourge that attracts bees and butterflies.
One day, I sneered at Zhong Yuan strangely: "The Ghost King sent you to harm more people, didn't he?"
Zhong Yuan replied with a straight face: "In order to save several evils, I intend to choose a person to harm me all my life."
Me: "What do you mean?"
He smiled at me: "If you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
There are many more, and the introduction will not be listed one by one:
The rotten girl GAGA (formerly known as the Internet: the rotten girl is fiercer than the tiger) Author: the meow who sleeps late.
Modern Manchu-Chinese Intermarriage Record Author: Dog, also known as "Husband is a black adult"
Romantic (modern) Meeting Best Male Author: I'm Su Su.
We're not finished (please, I'm still a student! ) Author: Hong Jiu
I am sauerkraut, and you are fish. Author: Guan JIU
"The guest officer can't" and "Don't do this" are highly recommended! ! ! Both books are very good. They are all blue-and-white works by the Great God of Jinjiang, but for publishing reasons, only half of the people plan to buy a book version after reading it.
Kyubi no Youko's "Sorry to steal the color"
The promotion of the land god (publication name: falling, lovely little fox fairy) is so cute and loving!
The above are funny ones I have ever seen ~ ~ ~ and there are many kinds. Personally, I recommend you to read Blue and White. The wind is bleak, the flowers are warm in the morning, and you are relaxed and comfortable.
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