Who has a short classic joke?

1, there is a hide-and-seek club, and the head has not been found yet. 2. There is a man who looks like an onion, crying while walking. On a hot afternoon, a matchstick tickled, tickled and caught fire. So I went to the hospital to dress it and came out as a cotton swab. Why don't you say hello to the rare steak? Because they don't know each other. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana walking in front suddenly felt so hot. He said it was too hot. I want to take off my clothes. As a result, he skinned it. As a result, the banana in the back fell down. 6. Once upon a time, a steamed stuffed bun walked on the road and felt hungry, so it ate itself. Once upon a time, there was a loaf of bread walking in the street. He felt hungry and ate himself. Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who went to play ball for a long time. He said, "I'm so tired. I feel that I am soft. " 7. Once upon a time, there was a bird that passed through a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn! After the bird flew by ... it thought it was snowing, so it was very cold. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged, so he ran outside crying and flew away. 9. The fish said, "I always open my eyes, in order to be reluctant to leave your side." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "I'm so stubborn when I'm fucking ripe." Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? Because: it's really like Dabai. Although my answer may not be good, I paid attention.