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If you are beautiful, don't think about beauty.

Is there anything in the world that can kill two birds with one stone? If there is, it must be your imagination. Explain it with a famous saying in online novels: "If you are beautiful, don't think about it!"

"Look at this evaluation." Kobayashi's children's shoes have bought "world famous shoes" online on mobile phones again. He has been on the boat for almost five months. He has always had a wish: to buy a pair of imported genuine Alidas online with the least money!

He held his mobile phone in front of my eyes and showed me shopping reviews. "I bought Ali for more than 300 yuan, and it broke down after wearing it for a few days. This is definitely fake! "

I looked at him. He has a headache, and he is almost forty years old. This kind of brain circuit is really a headache!

I want to buy truly imported world-famous shoes, but look at the comments in that pile of 300 shoes. How much is this "IQ tax"?

I remember his showing off last night. "This woman likes me and tells me everything. Look at this screenshot. She sent it to me. She knows that (on the same social platform, in order to attract men's attention and money, she chats online and rewards them live. ), also on their social platform, earned more than one million last month and was reported ... "

What he said later was skipped by me. There are too many so-called social platforms that "wear a legal coat". I seldom pay attention to them, and I don't want to pay attention to them, because I know the "tricks" of these platforms, and I know what online celebrities do on the platforms.

What I care about is why so many men spend money to chat with these women and reward them, knowing that they are entrusted.

Why? With what?

At lunch, Youcai told a joke that was not a joke. "Once I watched If You Are the One, an ocean-going partner stepped forward and just introduced himself. All the female guests turned off the lights with a bang! "

Colleagues who eat don't know if they didn't hear or understand, and most people are still struggling with their dishes.

A brilliant "haha" smile and say, "So, be a man and face the reality."

Go back to these people who reward internet celebrities for entrusting them. Have you really understood the "finish line" in these women's hearts? Do you think your little reward can really impress her?

Again, "if you are beautiful, don't think about beauty!"

People who can't see themselves clearly and the truth, dreamers, pay more "IQ tax"!

I patted Xiaolin's children's shoes on the shoulder and told him, "Buy them if you like. Anyway, you don't know what the real Aridas is like! "