Quotations from classic jokes

1, diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

3. A real warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

4, dare to provoke me to write your name on underwear again, fart and kill you!

5, no matter how ugly, you must fall in love and talk about the world full of love!

6. Smoke is not obedient, so we smoke.

7. The boy I once loved had the most handsome back in the world.

8. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

I really want to make money into my hobby.

10, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

1 1. I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

13, cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

14, the world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

15, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles when you are in a bad mood!

16, life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

17, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just plain beautiful.

18, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.

19 Why don't you find a quiet place to count your brain cells by yourself?

20. You told me to get out, I got out, and you told me to come back. Sorry, I rolled away!

2 1, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

22, the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

24, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is telling stories!

25, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

26. I have lived for more than 20 years and failed to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

27, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.

28. If you fall, get up and cry again.

29. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

30. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

3 1. Most people want to transform the world, and few people want to transform themselves.

32. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

Don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's doors, just make a joke and leave.

34. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.