Joke: The last battle of mobile phone derailment _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

Fatally, the ringing function of my mobile phone can't be tuned to vibrate when receiving short messages, especially during exams. On the eve of the final exam, most people have a thoughtful plan. Of course, I know why they are not worried. Their cell phone messages can be tuned to vibrate and receive messages without being detected. Unlike this unlucky mobile phone in my hand, the invigilator in the corridor can call it out with a beep.

The so-called people are not as good as the sky. The examination room of our class is arranged in the East Ladder Classroom. As soon as all mobile phones enter the examination room, the information index will return to zero immediately! Only my mobile phone, the information index also shows two squares, I quietly hinted that a few anxious friends around me, relax, everything is under my control.

The first class is English, and we have arranged for the master to be in other examination rooms, saying that she will send the answers on her mobile phone as soon as she finishes. An hour after the exam, the "beep" in my pocket rang, and I suddenly felt refreshed. The distress message is coming! The text message for help came, and the deadly invigilator was also listening. I generously took out a portable alarm clock from another pocket and put it on the desk. The teacher came to ask me what was going on. I pointed to the alarm clock. "Teacher, I lost my watch two days ago." This trick was learned from China's War of Liberation, and it is called "Don't fight an unprepared battle". The moment the teacher turned around, 20 options were copied out. Less than 10 minutes, the mobile phone rang again. I pretended as if nothing had happened, waited for the teacher to come near, picked up the alarm clock and dismantled it face to face.

Open, take out the battery, unscrew the back cover, look at it, and strangely say, what's the matter, it keeps ringing, maybe it's broken? The teacher knocked on my desk to get my attention. There is still 1/3 blank in the multiple-choice questions on the paper. I guess I'll do it again. As soon as the mobile phone rang this time, the invigilator's old lady got angry and ran towards me angrily. I didn't wait for her to come. I grabbed the alarm clock and slammed it on the table. "What a broken alarm clock! Endless! "When the old lady comes over, I will send the alarm clock directly." Teacher, please take the alarm clock away, or it will disturb the silence of the examination room too much. "The old lady breathed a sigh of relief, took the alarm clock and whispered," There are still many minutes. Please answer the questions well. "

At this time, my scrolls showed a bumper harvest, and I began to pass notes to my brothers and sisters around me. At this time, the deadly mobile phone rang again! The teacher's eyes swept away here, and my cold sweat immediately came down! At this time, I can't even touch a coin in my pocket except toilet paper. Or the old lady? A whispered a few words to another invigilator and became serious. I used my quick wits and turned to ask the people around me, "Do any of you have an alarm clock?" The buddies around me are very cooperative and look innocent: "No", I wonder, "What's that noise?" The old lady came over and exclaimed, "Don't talk!" I took the opportunity to get up quickly and said that the teacher had handed in my paper. In a few minutes, comrades came out one after another and gave each other high-fives outside the examination room, symbolizing the great success of the revolution. At this time, someone asked me, who sent the last message?

I took out my mobile phone and looked at the information. Under the green background light, seven small words are clearly written.

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.. "The answer is wrong! Don't copy! "