Two-part allegorical saying in Beijing dialect

There are many two-part allegorical sayings in Beijing dialect, which are humorous and interesting. The following is a two-part allegorical saying in Beijing dialect that I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

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Rich people in Mentougou? Kiln (shaking his head)

The candied haws in the factory? On the rope

Talk at Wanchun Pavilion? Irresponsible and sarcastic remarks

The ancestral temple of the emperor's house? Ancestral temple (ancestral hall)

Wang Yao Temple provides incense? ask for trouble

Singing and riding? leave

Wu Dalang what? What is not less than one hundred sentences?

Wu Dalang sells tofu? People are afraid of goods and softness.

Wu Dalang climbs the bar? cannot reach

The old monk sees the dowry? See you in the afterlife.

Does the wife eat persimmons? Feel embarrassed

Old wogua cut money eyes? Withered and accurate

Sipailou police? Can't control this paragraph

Hanging elbows on brick towers? Smear the Buddha's head with feces-blasphemy

Qianmen building is hand in hand? What a big shelf

Haizi's deer? Yezhe

The plaque of Dongyue Temple? Good and evil are rewarded.

The dung beetle served the soup plate? Pretending to be sugar-fried chestnuts

The dung beetle climbed into the jewelry store? Pretend to be a black gem

Dung beetles, get in the car? Where is the stink?

Dung beetles climbed a bamboo pole? How smelly?

Dung beetles sworn brothers? It stinks in a mess.

Does the old lady watch her watch and drink porridge against the wall? Despicable and dirty to the extreme.

Monks play umbrellas? Despise the laws of mankind and God.

Boil tomatoes in a noodle teapot? Confused and full of sour water

Standing at the bow in sailor suit? Rowing (Yating)

The cook bent down? Looking for a spoon (meaning hitting someone)

Cucumber on the chopping board? Looking for a pat

Set off firecrackers in the jar? Fail to take a resigned attitude

Shovel a bowl and wear glasses? Find fault without stubble

Fly confinement? Get out (maggot)

Stir-fried sesame seeds with an ear spoon? Little Gluga oil

Fart and pull the drawer? cover up the facts

The old lady looks at the map? (Son) Where did you just come from?

Dead kids fart? There is a slow child.

Eat popsicles and pull popsicles? Nothing to say (change)

Paper donkey? loud voice

Huns don't worship Buddha Have a good idea

Kang in the teahouse? Narrow length

Casserole house business? After noon.

Yellow fat man's belt? nerveless

Dare not (roll)? That's pancakes

The old lady chased the tram? Don't blow

Cucumber on the chopping board? Looking for a pat

Tigers pull carts? Who dares (rush)

Male prostitute's ear? My voice is very vague.

Qianmen building is hand in hand? What a big shelf

Two of the ten rollers are broken? Bageya road

Lama's hat? beeswax

Eat moon cakes on July 15th? Catch the first (fresh) child

Thirty nights in jiaozi? No outsiders

Everybody don't go. Just talking. You see, we have been eating jiaozi for 30 nights? No outsiders!

Cat bedroom ridge? Live on (animals)

Buy snuff and not smell it? Pretend to play.

Barbecue in Lugou? Come (come) and walk (go) at night.

What did the Monkey King achieve? Monkeys or monkeys? Note: Beijing dialect? Monkeys? It means to escape.

Monkeys with fleas? Nonsense. Note: grab and grab. Nonsense is nonsense.

Do monkeys eat dough twists? Completely twisted. Note: Full twist means opposite, which means wrong.

Monkeys have beards? There's nothing.

Do monkeys eat garlic? Not the smell.

Dogs wear chews? Le Hu.

Dogs eat mice? Mind your own business.

Dogs bite hedgehogs? No place to talk.

The dog lifted the cotton curtain? It's all because of that mouth

Meat buns hit dogs? Never look back.

The dog pulled the curtain? Pick your mouth.

The dog bit Lv Dongbin? Don't know real people.

Turtles see mung beans? That's right, eyes.

Turtles eat fish scales? I made up my mind.

The tortoise crossed the threshold? Look, it's your turn.

Bitch eats watermelon? Roll, roll, climb and climb.

Keep turtles in a jar? The more you raise, the more you smoke. Note: it will contract when pumping air.

Rats marry wives? Working in secret.

Street rat? Everyone shouted.

The mouse licks the cat's nose? Go to hell

Cats cry mice? False sympathy.

Mouse tail picks dice? Poor little bones. Note: the sentence means swearing and loquacious. Digging is carving.

Crows in the world? Generally black.

The crow landed on the pig? I only see others being black, but I can't see myself being black.

Belong to Cao Cao? That's suspicious.

Belong to Liu Bei? Love crying.

Belongs to yellow croaker? Step aside.

Belong to night owls? The soul will come at night.

Is it an abacus? You can't move without dialing.

Is it a gyro? No, I can't get it.