What are the classic jokes in accounting?

The debit is on the left and the credit is on the right.

Accountant in charge of a big company.

The first thing he does when he goes to work every day is

Open the first drawer on the right of his seat and have a look before closing it.

Sometimes at work, I will open the drawer and take another look.

Many colleagues have noticed it.

Very curious ...

But afraid to ask. ...

finally ....

The director is retiring. ...

Everyone held a farewell party for him. ...

after the end of ....

Let's go to the supervisor's seat and open that drawer. ....

It says: the debit is on the left and the credit is on the right.

enlist

A company recruits accountants,

Lao Wang Li recommended his wife.

The director asked: How can you prove that your lover is qualified for this job?

Lao Wang said:

Whenever we quarrel,

What old scores,

What a trivial matter,

She remembers it very well,

Nothing is lacking.

Lack of sleep

An accountant suffers from insomnia,

So he went to his doctor:

"Doctor, I can't sleep at night!"

The doctor said, "Have you ever tried counting sheep?"

Accounting:

"ah! This is the problem.

I made a mistake when I counted sheep.

It took three hours to find the mistake. "

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