There are jokes there.

A father was checking his son's English textbook when he saw an extremely horrible page:

Yes-I'm dead

Nice-Milk Death

Bus.-Dad's dead

Mouth.-Mom's dead

Girls.-I'm dead

I'm dead.

Cheese.-I'm so angry!

Are they all dead

Men are not good at English. One day, he stepped on a foreigner's foot, and he quickly said, "I'm sorry." The foreigner said to him, "I'm sorry too." "He immediately said," I'm sorry, three. " The foreigner asked, "Why are you sorry?" He said helplessly, "I'm sorry five. "My supplement is 2009-10-0310: 471. There is a strong man in our dormitory. He saw a MM in the library study room and wanted to strike up a conversation with others. He went up and asked, "Classmate, what time is it? MM looked at her watch and said, "8: 30." "The guy said with a surprised face," Oh, my watch is half past eight, too. Do you think we are predestined friends? "2. One day, I found that my mobile phone was missing. I searched my bag and every corner of my house, but it was useless. So I sat on the ground depressed, took out the receiver from my pocket and sent a mass message to everyone: I lost my mobile phone. 3. Wear contact lenses in the morning, then open the lid and pour it directly into the toilet, and then calmly pour in new nursing solution, ready to take off the glasses, but they can't be taken off for a long time. 4.-What's my expression now? -Children with mental retardation should know the expression of "100,000 whys". 5. (Shh, handsome)

Shh, brother, you hacked everyone again today. It's the day when Brother Hush was punished for being late for violating discipline. As soon as the bell rang, Hush ran to his seat to cut books. As soon as he turned around with a book, I suddenly wanted to love his recognized charming smile and shouted, "Hush brother, smile!" " As a result, he opened his incredibly thick red lips, revealing two missing teeth. That's a colorful smile. Why are they colorful? So, let's start with the breakfast of Hush Brother. Hush, I must have eaten noodles or jiaozi in the morning. As a result, he gave us a fright when he smiled at us. It is green and red. Hey, Lucy! This gave us a serious blow. It took a long time to understand that it was either green onions or sea peppers.

So here, I want to say to brother boo with a broken heart; "Hush handsome, we love you!" 6. In the winter when you are fascinated by ghosts, God is standing alive on the annoying street in the west, holding a rotten machine and a crumpled fifty cents in his hand. He said, "Go, eat potatoes!" The boss has a shell of sea pepper noodles "Standing on the street, the poor man who caught hungry shrimp finished eating, dripping soup in his pocket, and the tire was pulled out of a gate, smoking! While walking and singing the Ice Age, fans watched SMS jokes day by day and laughed to the west! 7. In the early morning, it was rainy and rainy. I saw you sitting by the window in a daze. I came over and said to you gently, "Wang Cai, go in. The man who gave the bone won't come today. 8. One day, I saw you walking with a pig, so I came up to you and said, "Look at a person's taste, just look at who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain. 9. To the buddy in the upper bunk: Please don't sleep until midnight at night and suddenly exclaim, "Ah! There is an assassin! " Then the next minute I hear you: "Look at my desperate soul chaser! ! "all right? I have a bad heart. I feel that I should go back to the lower berth and go 10. To the dedicated teacher: Now we ask you curiously: "How long have you graduated, teacher?" At that time, you replied, "I have been holding it for a long time and drank a lot of water in the morning." The stunned students left 1 1. For my outspoken sister: please don't answer "equal to your character" when I ask you how much 7 is divided by 2. Girls who think the answer is 3.5 leave 12. For the hot girl on the bus: Please don't wear oversized earrings, okay? A pupil who almost used it as a pull ring on the car left it (landlord, I typed it word for word, 5. I wrote it myself, haha, it took so much time. If I find it again, I'll add it at any time. Hope the building is satisfied -0-)