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A: Really, it is educated.

B: Wow!

A: Our culture is very high.

B: (contemptuously) culture.

A: That's right. Know my nickname?

B: What?

Do you know my nickname?

B: (impatiently) What?

A: Ma University asked.

B: ma university asked?

A: Well, I know a lot of things and I know a lot of words. Everyone gave me the nickname "Ma University Question". I can't be so pretentious, I dare not be complacent! Still have to work hard!

B: (contemptuously) Mm-hmm.

A: You still have to make progress!

B: (contemptuously) Wow!

A: That's right! I have homework, you know?

What do you do every day?

Every day

B: Ah.

I read books every day.

B: Oh.

Read the newspaper. Painting.

B: (Laughing incredulously. ) wow.

A: Learn Chinese characters.

(mockingly repeating) Learn Chinese characters.

A: Playing chess.

Hmm. (mockingly repeating) Playing chess.

A: Touch the piano.

B: (Still sarcastic) All right!

A: Sing.

Hmm.

A: Dancing.

B: Mm-hmm.

A: Run.

Oh, do you sometimes run?

Why sometimes? I often run.

B: running every day?

A: This is our job! Professional! Professional running!

Oh, are you an athlete? !

A: Me?

B: Huh?

A: (vaguely) No, it's me. . . Not an athlete. I have to run every day anyway!

B: Every one. . . Running in the playground? How many laps does this stadium run?

A: The gym?

B: Huh?

A: Running in circles?

B: That's right!

A: Me. . . No, no, I don't run laps! I'm on the road, on the road, practicing that long-distance running!

B: Horse. . . Oh-marathon! How many kilometers can you run?

A: How many kilometers? No, I don't know, I don't know.

B: How many kilometers can you run?

A: I don't understand thousands of meters. Anyway, let's put it this way.

B: Ah.

As long as you name a place, I can run. For example, I am here, in heather, resting.

B: Ah.

Someone has a problem. "Beidaguan!" Beidaguan? A discussion, appropriate. Let's go Run! Ran to Peking University in one breath. I went there to wipe my sweat, but I didn't wait for a rest. Here comes the topic again, "Xiaobailou!" "Xiaobailou? -Let's go! This anger ran to Xiaobailou!

B: (doubtfully) Did you run away at once?

A: Alas.

B: without a rest?

A: Where can I rest? There is no rest here. This is all done in one go. I don't run very fast anyway But not too slow. There has to be a gesture.

B: Really?

A: You have to press this position. You must run like this. This means (imitating the action of pulling a cart and running). Alas.

Oh, you just ran away?

Anyway, go! No matter how far it is, you name a place and I can run!

B: Not necessarily. I told you to run to Xiaobailou, and you came back halfway. Who knows?

A: Where can I come back? ! Can you come back? ! Really, you must arrive! You can definitely run! Who came up with this question? Oh, let go, look. What's the matter? Watch! Do you see it? Here we are. All right, you go your way, I'll wait for another topic, and then I'll run.

B: Then. . . You got it?

A: If there is a problem, don't run. He doesn't need to run. I'll take him.

B: Why? Carrying?

A: Where can I put it?

B: Then why are you carrying it? !

I always carry such a big chair with me. This chair has cotton pads, two rubber wheels and two sticks in its head. That's how I dragged this stick! (imitating the action of pulling a cart and running)

Oh, pull a rickshaw!

A: Ah. . . Besides.

Oh, come on, don't be surprised. Talking about such a lively running, (A: Hmm? ) after a long time, it is a drag bottle! Hey. . . Here!

A: What's the matter? What happened? What happened? What's wrong with pulling the cart? Huh?

Not exactly. Just pull the cart.

A: Yes, yes, pulling a cart, pulling a cart, is to pull a cart to exercise, just to make people ask questions! That's not what we meant. Really. Play! Stay, not stay! Relax and exercise! Play!

Oh, this is for exercise.

A: Alas!

Oh, are you kidding?

A: Yes! Play!

B: So it's free to take your car?

A: No money! In other words, the price. Bargain back and forth. Also collect money.

B: No, isn't it still expensive to pull a car?

A: Asking for money means asking for money. To the car factory! Ride for half a day. We're happy, right? Who did the owner of the car factory recruit? I rent a car, can't I give it to someone else?

B: Oh. So you gave all the money you earned today to the car factory?

A: you can't give it all! Anyway, I earned the money this day. At night, what should I do with the rest of the money except paying for the car? Then I ... . I'll take it.

B: (contemptuous tone again) Oh, yes, yes, it was the rickshaw puller! If you can't get up, you have to pay for the car.

How did you know?

Our last generation had rickshaws! Ah, stop!

A: See what I mean. Do I talk, talk, behave, act and dress like a rickshaw puller? Do I look like it? Do I look like it?

I don't know.

A: Does it look like it?

B: We can't say for sure.

A: That's it, that's it, I'm a student! Students from rotary schools.

B: Rotary school?

A: Alas.

I know. Inside Chongwenmen, Beijing, Rotary Middle School! Good school!

A: In Chongwenmen, Rotary Middle School?

B: Huh?

A: That's from the railway administration. The children of railway bureau staff were sent to Rotary Middle School.

B: That's right!

A: I'm not like that! I'm not like that! I am outside the Peace Gate, outside the Peace Gate, in Qiansun Park! Let's call someone to make peace! People and Rotary Middle School! The owner's surname is Liu!

B: Liu. . . oh . . All right! This, this, this, I know! A: Well, the name of the plaque in front of your house is Renhe.

A: That's right.

The owner is Si Liu.

A: That's right.

He has a daughter named Tigress.

A: That's right.

B: Your classmate has a man named Xiangzi. . .

He is one year older than me.

Oh, let's go! Get out. Or a rickshaw puller!

A: To be honest, I like it. People and schools, people and rotary schools.

B: Cut the crap, people and car factories!

A: You look down on people! You look down on people! You ask around.

Hmm.

A: You ask!

B: Why?

How is our school? The equipment of our school! I tell you, there are several sheds covered by Everbright Iron!

Yes, that's for parking. I am afraid of rain! Hmm.

A: There are classrooms!

classroom

A: Many scholars and scholars visit our school. Praise our school for its talented people! All right!

Who has been there?

Who has been there? Kang Youwei has a Kang Youwei, nicknamed Kang Nanhai, known as Kang Shengren. Do you know this man?

Yes, Kang Youwei and Liang Qichao.

A: That's right. Kang Youwei's classmate is Japanese Ito Bowen. They all advocate political reform and reform.

B: Well, they are still running schools.

A: That's him! Kang Shengren! Come to Qiansun Park!

B: Here comes the bus factory! Hum (ridicule).

A: School!

B: (contemptuously) Alas, school!

President Liu greeted us.

Alas, Grandpa Si Liu is out. (Laughter)

A: When Kang Shengren came, (B: Mm-hmm. ) Our classmates are all squatting there to have a rest.

B: Both. . .

A: Hula, everyone stood up.

B: (mockingly) What kind of students are these? Everybody stay there and rest! Okay, okay, okay.

A: Kang Youwei looked at our classmates one by one-

Hmm.

A: Young and strong, slender waist and long legs, leggings, blue cloth shoes and blue shoulders!

B: Well, you can dress up like this without pulling a rickshaw! Stop introducing! (Laughter)

A: Kang Youwei said, "President of your school, what are the students' daily homework? "

Hmm.

Hearing this, President Liu quickly handed over the homework list. Kang Youwei took a look-geography.

Well, students should have this course.

A: Running.

B: Exercise!

A: Running.

B: Alas.

A: Geography.

B: Yes. .

A: Geography, running, running, geography,

B: Huh?

A: Running geography.

B: Alas alas (laughs). You wait.

A: Geography runs geography. . .

B: All right, all right. Are these two things?

A: Basic skills! This is the basic skill. Practice geography first, get familiar with geography, and go! Run!

B: Oh, by the way, you can't pull a cart if you are not familiar with geography! (Laughter)

A: Kang Youwei said, "Did your school tell students about classical literature, poetry and songs? Teach them to write articles? " The headmaster said, "Yes, I always tell them the second round of allusions every festival or temple fair."

Oh, great! Second, on allusions, four books and five classics.

A: You are talking about The Analects of Confucius and The Analects of Confucius.

B: Yes!

A: Where are the Four Books and Five Classics in our school? Tell us about the second round of allusions.

B: What is a "second-round allusion"?

A: The second round of allusions is just a roundabout way. . .

B: anyway, it's just pulling a cart!

A: Kang Youwei said, "In that case, I have a topic in your school, and every student should write a poem. Is that all right? " Kang Shengren wants to ask a question.

Are you going to take a test? !

A: Our classmates are all smiling and fearless!

I don't care.

A: Kang Youwei said, "Today, I have three requirements."

What are the three requirements?

A: "First, students' seats should be separated. Two people are not allowed to use a table. "

B: to prevent peeking at each other and handing notes or something.

A: "Second, all answers should be written in ink, and pens or pencils are not allowed."

B: it depends on your kung fu in lower case.

A: "Third, it takes 25 minutes to hand in the paper!"

Oh! Time is too tight to think about it.

A: time is tight.

B: Huh?

A: Kang Shengren, this question is too difficult!

B: What's the problem?

A: Spring and Autumn Questions.

B: Oh, the topic of Spring and Autumn is a bit deep.

A: Kang Youwei's problem is spring.

Hmm.

A: We should be right about Qiu!

B: Oh.

He wrote four poems on the blackboard.

How did you write it?

A: "In the spring morning, I woke up easily, surrounded by birds singing. But now I remember that night, that storm, and I want to know how many flowers were broken. "

B: Here you are. . . A thousand poems!

A: "Dear students, everyone should write a poem according to this question."

B: Oh.

A: Everyone will only be given a blank sheet of paper. Just a piece of paper, no draft, no clear bottom. Just say it's wrong. It's a waiver and a waste!

B: Wow, it's not easy!

A: It's not easy to score! I took a blank sheet of paper, studied ink and filled in a pen, without thinking, at one go! Hand in the papers!

Oh! So soon!

A: Some students handed in their papers, some students didn't finish them, and some students just got ground!

B: it's really stupid!

A: 25 minutes.

Oh?

A: Roll it up! Whether it's over or not, shout away! A lot, give it to the principal, who will look at it first. We have to pick it up!

B: That's right.

A: If it's not good, it's just a joke for Kang Shengren! Right?

B: Right, right, right.

A: The headmaster read this one: Not good!

B: if it's not good, it's over.

A: Throw it aside. Look at this. number

Wow.

A: This is too much.

B: Cut.

A: No.

Hmm.

A: Oh, this ink is polished!

What a waste!

Whose is this? What is this? No name!

B: Why is there this student?

A: Pick and choose, pick out the best, and look at the name-

B: Who is it?

Ma Zhiming!

Oh, is it yours? !

A: Pass it quickly.

B: (slightly respectful) Oh.

A: "Mr. Kang, please read this poor article often."

Hmm.

Shengkang took this paper from me. He was really shocked when he saw it. It's like pouring cold water on your head and holding ice in your arms!

B: Oh, by the way, Du Shiniang, what's this? !

A: "Ah! All right! All right! The article is strange! The article is wonderful! The article is wonderful! "

As for you!

A: The headmaster said, "You always praise me." "Well, this is not a compliment. This article is a wonderful article that I have never heard of in my life! "

Hmm.

A: Listen! Listen to this! Kang Shengren has never seen such a Arvin! Never heard such a sentence!

B: (piously) Wow!

A: Kang Youwei said, "President of your school, please read this masterpiece. Connected in one breath from beginning to end, the brushwork is profound. I am as fast as lightning, and I don't take off my pen, just like a phoenix dancing with a dragonfly. " Say I write well.

B: Oh.

A: "There are no wonderful sentences in the poem that are copied from predecessors and searched for chapters and sentences. Every word is worth a thousand dollars. " Hmm.

A: "As the saying goes,' Tang poetry, golden characters, Chinese', today there is a great-grandfather, three generations."

Oh!

A: "There were Han Yu, Du Fu and Li Bai in the Tang Dynasty, and Su San, Camo, Wang Anshi and others in the Song Dynasty. These are eight gifted scholars in the Tang and Song Dynasties. So far, people who can write praise, and those who can write follow suit. Today, people are rising stars, unprecedented articles and wizards of the world. I am afraid that the articles of the eight masters in Tang and Song Dynasties are worth tens of millions of feet! "

B: I said, what does this mean?

A: He said that with my article, Tang poetry is worthless!

B: worthless? !

The headmaster said, "Don't be so flattering! Why such flattering! I miss your old gentleman. He is an old-timer of poetry and songs. Your old gentleman has a reputation as a saint. The poor composition of the little apprentice is not good in words and fonts, and it is difficult to be elegant, which is not enough to satisfy the eyes of superiors. I'm flattered, teachers and students are ashamed. "

(mockingly) Yes.

A: "Besides, who is the little apprentice and who dares to compare with the ancients in Tang and Song Dynasties?"

Come on, stop yelling!

Konka Youwei said, "Otherwise, otherwise! No, no! "

B: No!

A: "As far as I can see, (b: hmm) not only the poems of Tang and Song Dynasties are inferior, but Zhu Gekongming of the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty also wrote Model, which is a wonderful book in the world. (b: Well, I think of the wonderful sentences in the Model, but that's all! " Listen to this! Listen to this! He said that the wonderful sentences before and after Zhuge Liang's Teacher's Watch are good places, but they are similar to mine!

B: What are the disadvantages?

A: Not as good as mine!

B: Zhuge Liang wants to pull a cart!

A: The headmaster said, "Your old gentleman is becoming more and more flattering. I dare not compare with the ancients of the Tang and Song Dynasties, nor dare I compare with the old gentleman of Zhu Gekongming in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty? Mr. Kong Ming lives in Wollongong. Kongming Road is called "Wolong". Yi Long is Kong Mingcheng, but a grass snake is not as good as him. How dare a grass snake associate with Wolong? Furthermore, Mr. Kongming formally worshipped the marquis of Wuxiang, and later people called him the marquis of Wuxiang. Kong Ming is a' Wuhou' and the young apprentice is a' monkey with long eyes'. "

B: Eyes. . . "Eye monkey"? !

"Eye monkeys are first-class, second-class and third-class. When' Eye Monkey' meets' Five Hous', how dare you bet on' Five Hous' to win money? "

B Oh, did you bring the dice?

A: Kang Youwei said, "The headmaster of your school need not be so polite. I will talk about him today, but I won't talk about him. If you want to spend some time with Gaozu, would you please teach me? " Kang Shengren wants to see the poet.

I want to meet you!

I want to see the true face of Lushan Mountain.

B: Are you really the only one who looks like Lushan Mountain?

A: The headmaster said, "I should let my apprentice meet Mr. Wang. Because I am disheveled and rude, I dare not expect anything. "

Hmm.

"Ah ah ah ah, hang it all? How dare you? ! "

B: Wow!

A: "I don't know what a man looks like, but I miss a talented person. How can I expect anything? " ! "

Hmm.

A: "Please!" Wow! Kang Shengren gave me a word "please"!

B: What a face!

Hearing this, the headmaster stood on the platform. B: Ah. "I said girl, little girl. . . "

B: Huh?

A: "Little girl, come here! This way! Come here! Come here! "

B: I said, um, um, um, wait a minute. Isn't your name Ma Zhiming? "Little girl, your headmaster! Little girl! Come here! Come here! " What should I call you?

A: Generally speaking, our school is not called a scientific name, but has an abbreviation.

B: Oh.

A: The headmaster called the roll and said, "Little girl, big man, embolus, Liu Er, Lao Li and Yang Da, go! Do you have a light? "

B: Yes. . . (sarcastic) Alas, it's for late son. Both! Ok, ok, ok!

A: Very simple.

B: It's very simple.

A: "Ma Zi, come here and meet Kang Shengren." I'm going to bow. "What a saint!" Kang Youwei was surprised to see me like this!

B: well, I was taken aback again! Hey hey.

A: "Ah! This is the high foot? ! "

B: Huh?

A: The headmaster said, "Just a pupil."

B: What's your name?

A: "Ma Zhiming." "Well, good! Zhiming! Wise and wise will be wise! "

Oh!

A: "He looks extraordinary. He is a pillar of talent. There are such people in our country, and there is hope for revitalization! "

Just you? !

A: "Is this Hua Han a large size?"

Did you write it?

A: I said, "I just don't have talent, but I am!"

(mockingly) OK, let's get started! Hi, Hai!

A: "Is it possible to rewrite an article based on this article?"

B: What's wrong with that?

He asked me to write another article like that.

B: Why?

He doesn't think I wrote it. He thinks someone else wrote it for me!

B: Oh.

A: Hey, I said, "You can write another one."

Hmm.

A: Good! Give me another blank sheet of paper. At that time, someone took off my boots and held an inkstone for me.

B: Wow!

A: In front of Kang Shengren, I just brush and brush, and then I just brush the pen. I've finished it. Comparing the two, it's completely correct, but it's completely correct!

B: Of course!

A: Kang Youwei is full of praise! What a wonderful word I wrote!

How did you write it?

A: Kang Shengren's topic is spring.

B: Oh!

Let's focus on Qiu! I am August in autumn!

Do you want to read it?

May I read it?

B: Ah.

A: August.

B: Alas.

A: "Autumn wind in August is cool, (B: This? ) A white dew and a frost. (b laughs) Shuang is alone, (b: Huh? ) hanging on the big flat buckwheat stalk, that's it! "

B: just return it? If it isn't "Sister Wang Sifu"!

Well, what about you? Kang Youwei said, "This student is virtuous and upright. He is really learned! Besides, he is familiar with geography. Why not ask him to make contributions to our country? ! I think Tianjin just lacks an excellent consultant. This student should be given his position so that he can live up to what he has learned! "

Oh, a super consultant? ! !

A: The headmaster said, "I am a little scholar, and I can't win this important task!" " "

Hmm.

A: "No! It makes you tall and strong and has strong endurance. Super consultant just fills this position! " The headmaster said, "OK, thank Kang Shengren quickly!" When I saw it was broken, the headmaster gave it to me. what can I do? !

B: Come on, this immortal is not young!

A: Not an official!

B: Is it a super consultant?

A: Just grab the handle and wait. I'll ask if I have a job!

B: oh, it's better to pull a car!