Tell a super funny joke.

Looking back on this matter, score: learning God is icing on the cake, learning hegemony is to check for leaks, learning scum is to fill the sea, learning foam is to fill the sky, and you are the beginning of the world. Next, CJ arranged and told a super funny joke for everyone, I hope everyone will like it! Welcome to refer to.

1, the results of the college entrance examination just came out, and my brother who did well in the exam asked me:? What kind of experience is it to go to college?

Me:? The first 17 weeks, it's so comfortable, like soaking your feet in warm water. For the next two weeks, please drink the water that soaked your feet before! ?

2. I didn't study very well, so before the results of the college entrance examination came out, my aunts and neighbors were waiting to see my jokes. However, I didn't give them this chance. As soon as the results came out, I went straight out to work.

Many years ago, we thought that only these sons were admitted to the college entrance examination: highly educated, well-paid, high in status, high in taste and high in treatment.

Later, we found out that there was an asshole who was awesome in the college entrance examination. His name is Fu!

The sons of the college entrance examination failed him and changed their names one after another, calling them: high blood pressure, hyperlipidemia, hyperglycemia, high unemployment rate and highly educated migrant workers.

4. After the college entrance examination, many candidates directly changed from protected animals at the national level to wild animals, and after the results came out, they further became pests at home.

5. The scores of college entrance examination have come down. Congratulations to those children who chose computer major or web design in college. In the next four years, whether they are poor or rich, sick or healthy, these books will accompany you until you can't take care of yourself.

As for the girlfriend problem, young people should not think about it all day, mind their own business and try to be a good person to repair the computer for their sister!

6. Tell freshmen in advance that the standard of university canteen is: although the meal is not delicious, it can still be swallowed. Although you are not full after eating, you can still live to the next meal. . .

7. Me: The most unpleasant thing in life is that the rubber band is too loose in two laps and too tight in three laps. When taking a bath, the switch will freeze to death to the left and burn to the right.

One bucket of instant noodles is not enough, and two buckets are too full. Buying shoes is 37% bigger and 36% smaller. Sleeping under a cold air-conditioned quilt, there are more friends than lovers.

Roommate: You won't change a brand of rubber band, will you? You're not going to wash the bucket backwards, are you? Can't you put an egg in the bucket? Don't you know there are half a size shoes now?

You won't turn on the air conditioner and only cover the upper body, will you? If you can't catch up with others, you have to make up an excuse yourself, and your lover is not full!

Me: Shit. . .

8. There were many hooligans in junior high school. One day, I met a group of people: how dare you fucking hit my shirt! Don't want to live?

Me: Big Brother, are we both wearing school uniforms?

Another gangster on the side is impatient: it's an honor to beat you and help you find a reason! ?

9. Roommate A: If you are ugly, you should read more books.

Roommate B: What if books don't appeal to you?

10, because smoking is not allowed in the school, I always smoke secretly in the toilet.

I went shopping today and smoked one outside the school. Suddenly I felt that the smell of smoke was wrong, so I asked my roommate if he felt the same way.

2B Roommate said: It doesn't smell like a toilet ~

I'm speechless. . .

1 1. Review this matter. Grader: Learning God is the icing on the cake, learning hegemony is to check for leaks, learning scum is to fill the sea with gold, learning foam is the goddess of mending the sky, and you are the beginning of the world.

12, when I was in middle school, I heard that the secret of the female schoolmaster in my class was to go home to sleep first, and then get up at 10 o'clock in the evening to study, so I thought about going home to follow suit and see if it could help my study. I went to bed at seven and woke up at seven in the morning. . .

13. Two boys lost all their living expenses because they secretly played poker. For the next month, every day at noon and dinner, they will see the following scene: two boys standing downstairs in the dormitory, each holding a spoon, and digging a spoonful of rice when they see someone they know coming back from dinner. They lived a strong life for a month. . .

14, how I wish I could have one when the results come out? I don't deserve such a high score? Guilt!

15, when I was in high school, geography and history were always my best. Do you know why? Because my dream is to be a grave robber! ! !

16, what would you do if your deskmate died?

The students answered like this:

1. Go up, kick, and swear after you confirm your death? I take the exam? .

Make sure that after his death, he takes all the study materials and notes, completes his legacy and studies hard for him.

Take care of his girlfriend for him until he becomes his girlfriend.

4. cry loudly. After you leave, what shall I do in the future exam? Woo hoo! ?

Buy all his belongings and see if you can change to an iphone6.

6. Kick the chair down, then lift it up and shout? Damn, another one died, brothers, fighting with the teacher. ?

;