Poems describing stomachache

Humorous poems about stomachache 1. The sentences describing stomachache should be detailed.

A sharp pain rose in oil, which stimulated my nerves.

My stomach seems to have been stabbed by ten thousand burning sharp knives, and a stabbing pain spread all over my body. A burst of pain came at me like the tide of Qiantang River, wave after wave.

I put my hand on my stomach, turned over on the bed, turned over, and uttered a heart-rending cry of pain in my mouth: "Ah-pain! Pain-pain! " I feel like I'm rolling in hell. As if in a cloudless clear sky in Wan Li, I suddenly tore a hole. In an instant, the darkness pierced my heart and spleen like a sharp knife, and the rotation stung, and the pain suddenly occupied my stomach.

After a while, the pain gradually disappeared. However, before long, another round of pain hit my body.

For an instant, my stomach was like a devil at work, tumbling over the river, as if there had been a "nuclear explosion" in my stomach. Suddenly, my stomach seems to have been run over by a double-decker bus, and it seems that thousands of meteorites have pierced my gastric mucosa, and it seems that thousands of insects are gnawing at my stomach.

My stomach hurts more and more, my hands are tightly holding the quilt next to me, and my whole body keeps shaking, even the muscles on my face are shaking slightly. My face is pale, and my red face has become like a blank sheet of paper, without any luster. Suddenly, I felt cold all over and my face was soaked with cold sweat.

I covered my stomach and rolled on the bed, and the quilt sheets were in a mess, as if I had a fight. At this time, I can't help but see myself in the mirror. The muscles on the face are twisted into a ball like a twist, the eyebrows are wrinkled, the muscles in the middle are like a hill, and the wrinkles on the forehead are like ferocious cracks on dry land. A few drops of cold sweat came out from my forehead.

I tried to close my eyes, and tears came out of my ferocious eyes. I couldn't help it anymore, crying "wow-wow-".

Pain torments my stomach again and again.

2. What are the sentences describing stomachache?

The sentence describing stomachache is as follows:

1. I put my hand on my stomach and rolled over on the bed. My mouth creaked and gave out heartbreaking pain: "ah-it hurts!" Pain-pain! " I feel like I'm rolling in hell.

2. Roll in your stomach.

Her face turns from yellow to red, purple and then white. Sweat dripped from the palm of her hand, and she kept trembling, even losing the strength to speak.

4. It seems that my intestines hurt so much.

Xiao Ming suddenly felt his stomach tighten, and then the sudden pain woke him up from his dream. His stomach seemed to be playing tricks on the devil, so Xiao Ming had to put his hand over his stomach and cry loudly.

6. There is no one in the class. I was sweeping the floor, and my stomach suddenly hurt, and then I felt a dull pain.

7. Colic, chills all over, and cold sweat all over.

I have a terrible stomachache. Sweat ran down my head. I lost my stomach and groaned in pain.

9. He covered his stomach with his hand, sweaty and pale, and then went to the toilet fifteen times.

10. My stomach hurts like a knife.

1 1. There seems to be a hundred old rats biting in their bellies.

12. A sharp pain of oil rose, which stimulated my nerves. My stomach seems to have been stabbed by ten thousand burning sharp knives, and a stabbing pain spread all over my body.

13. I have no strength at all, and I feel in a cold sweat. I feel like I'm pulling my stomach.

14. The brain stops working completely, the eyes are sparkling, or sometimes it is dark, and the whole face has no half silk color.

15. A blunt knife cut back and forth in the stomach and stabbed it intermittently.

3. What are some funny jokes that make people laugh and have a stomachache?

1. Today, the office network suddenly failed to connect. The boss is studying IP settings with a male colleague.

The male colleague went to HR elder sister's computer to set it up for a long time. The boss waited anxiously and shouted, Have you set it? A: Soon, soon. 2. When you have a problem with your wife, you fight. I ended up in the hospital.

My friend and an uncle are comforting me. Uncle said, "Young man, you are very good. Last time I saw a young man beaten like a mummy by his wife. " I just want to say, "Grandpa, it was me last time."

3. The leading daughter-in-law gave birth to twins and posted news in the group. Everyone expressed their congratulations. In order to quickly attract the attention of the leaders, I quickly adjusted the font to the maximum and started typing: Congratulations, I gave birth to twins! When I typed the word twins, I quickly pressed SBT and sent it out. As a result, the screen shows "dead pervert"! What big three words! Still bold! The whole group suddenly became quiet ... 4. I just went to dinner and saw tea eggs. I thought that I had started my junior year and was about to graduate. I had not eaten tea eggs, so I asked how much it was.

The boss even said, "no, this is what we use to show off our wealth!" " "5. I have been dating my boyfriend for half a year. One day, I asked him: You said we were married. What was life like after marriage? Boyfriend: An idiom.

Me: Does the husband sing along with the woman? Boyfriend smiled cunningly and said, it's day after day. 6. I went home and got an iPad and said to my grandma, "Look, grandma, you can read on it."

Grandma was very surprised. She took it to the iPad and looked at it. Then she licked her finger and turned a few pages on it. 7. "Mom, listen, Xiao Lizi next door changed'1'to' 5' on the report card, and his mother found out and is swearing!" "The child is really outrageous. You don't want to learn that, do you? " "He SB, I'm not as stupid as him! What do you think of changing it to 5? I only changed it to' 4'! " 8. Teasing my roommate to buy clothes, the boss offered 599, and he told people he brought 70. What should I do? The boss said ok, I'll sell it to you at 70.

Then he took out a piece of 100 for the boss to find. At this time, the boss said heroically, I can't change one hundred, or if you change another one, I will be all broken. 9. A fat man went out and got on a bus.

The car was crowded with people, and the fat man finally got to a position. Who knows that he had just sat down when an old man appeared in front of him.

When the fat man saw the old man stumbling, he got up quickly and gave up his seat with his hands. Who knows that the uncle held him down and shouted, "Young man, don't move, you will take up more space when you stand up!" " "10, I took my daughter out to play, and she always asked me to buy this and that, but I didn't buy any. This has become a habit, but it is not good. I told her that you should listen to your parents, and everything they said was reasonable. She replied, then your mother asked you to buy me something to eat, why didn't you listen ...+10000.100006000606

The shopkeeper gave him a bottle, and then the child said there was no money. The shopkeeper angrily threatened: "No money to find your mother!" "The child was so scared that the bottle cap fell to the ground.

Pick it up and have a look: another bottle! So he gave the bottle cap to the shopkeeper and left happily. Leaving the shopkeeper with a blank face ... 12, a doctor said to the patient, "I have bad news and worse news." Which one do you want to listen to? " The patient said, "This is bad news!" The doctor said, "When the test report comes out, you can live for 24 hours."

The patient said with a little collapse, "That's worse news!" " "The doctor said," I have been looking for you since this time yesterday, but I found you. "patient:"

"13, high school organizes measles vaccination, wears thick clothes in winter, and boys and girls live in the same room.

It may be inconvenient to get an injection, so you need to take off your coat. Several of our buddies were waiting in line, only to see the female monitor of our class beautifully take off her sweater and reveal her bra. This is not a bright spot. So far, I can't understand why her bra is over the sweater. 14. Today, I went to a buffet with my best friend. Our goal was to eat until I helped her out, and then I ordered a lot of dishes. Later, I could hardly eat any more. My best friend said I went to WC, and when I came back, I was surprised to find that she could still eat. Later I learned that she took off her bra. She said that once she took off her bra and felt that her chest was still quite full, so I knelt down.

15, one day Xiaoli's father hired a tutor for Xiaoli. A few days later, Xiaoli's father wanted to know how Xiaoli was studying, so he asked her what three plus two was. Xiaoli thought about it and said nothing. The teacher stretched out five fingers beside him. Xiaoli looked into her eyes and said, bear's paw! 16, neighbor's sister-in-law said: "On her wedding day, her family put her to sleep at night, secretly put on her husband's shoes and walked around the house twice. Her husband listens to her all his life! " Me: "Are you wearing it?" Sister-in-law said, "Of course!" Me: "What was the result?" Sister-in-law: "As a result, he was infected with serious beriberi by smelly shoes!" " "17. How many people in the office discuss what is? The highest state of silk. Some people say that they won't go out after playing games for half a year. Some people say that no girl has paid attention to it for more than 20 years. Just after discussing this, Xiao Ming with a cold stood up and wiped his nose. "You are so boring! "Then throw the paper towel accurately into the small trash can two meters away and walk away.

They froze in an instant! 18, I squatted on the ground with a stomachache when I went out to take a taxi in the morning. I stood in a Xiong Haizi for a long time and said, look up and let me see your beauty. 19, go to the canteen for dinner today. The couple on the left are bored, so you feed me bite by bite. I turned to look at a couple on the right. Shit, I don't have a girlfriend! My roommate was very upset. He put a potato in my mouth and smiled. I immediately understood, slowly bit into my mouth, and then fed him a piece of fish. A minute later, there was no one around, and someone pointed a mobile phone at us from 15 meters away ... How interesting. 20. One or two cargo buddies played the immortal road for 5 1 hour in the Internet cafe for two dollars. He spent more than an hour on the plane and settled the account of * * * four yuan and five yuan.

The cashier asked him if he could find a lollipop without five cents. He said it was only fifty cents. The cashier said that you can find one of yours.

When he got a piece, he handed the money to the cashier and said, give me two lollipops ... 2 1, a true horror story: I heard that as long as you stand in front of the mirror in black at 1 am with a comb.

4. Humorous sentences about diarrhea

Did you hear the sound of a hundred elephants coming? If there is a feeling of nothingness and speciousness floating on your mind, abdomen and thighs ... it makes your dangerous judgment line unreliable again and again! You can't stop! Don't believe any fart easily when you have diarrhea.

I'm going to hand in my paper and finish it tomorrow ... at this time, I feel sick with diarrhea, like lying in bed, but there is still a little paper, and I want to change the film ... if I die. Last night, I had hot pot and spicy pot with my mother. As a result, I still have diarrhea this morning. I don't know whether the spicy pot is too spicy or my level of eating spicy food is not good at all.

Brush your teeth three times a day to avoid diarrhea. I've eaten enough to have diarrhea, but I still can't go on. This is my love for food and my passion for Chongqing.

I am really angry with these illegal medical practitioners. They have diarrhea all night in the morning, and I especially want to have a rest. I finally have diarrhea after eating night market for three days in a row.

I still have a lot of things to deal with, but I promised others that I would do it anyway. I'm in a postgraduate class, just to improve. Get up early, get greedy for the dark, have diarrhea inexplicably, and go to class to buy medicine.

Sleeping in class, playing mobile phone, listening to music, everything I haven't done in class before. Very tired, but thinking of so many beautiful things makes me energetic! Teacher: "Xiao Ming, you use the word' sure enough' to make a sentence." Xiaoming: "Drink fruit first, then soda …" Teacher: "No, no, you can't separate fruit from nature!" Xiao Ming: "Don't worry, teacher, I'm not finished yet. The whole sentence is-eat fruit first, then drink soda, it really has diarrhea. "

Lao Zhang had loose bowels today, and found that there was no paper after pulling. Nima picked it carefully in the next bucket for a long time and found one that was not fragrant, decisively used and wet. Xiaoming likes eating snacks very much. Once, he ate a lot of stinky tofu and had diarrhea, and the doctor prescribed some antidiarrheal drugs for him.

However, just two days later, Xiao Ming ate a lot of stinky tofu and began to have diarrhea again, so he went to the doctor and asked him: What should I do if I have diarrhea? At this time, the doctor said helplessly to Xiaoming: I suggest you go and see if there is anything wrong with your nose before you treat diarrhea. Why can't you smell it? Zhang San and Li Si are both doormen. Zhang San came on duty at noon and changed to Li Si for dinner.

Zhang San suddenly said, "Wait a minute, I want to have diarrhea!" " "Li Si replied," Then you can pull it quickly, and I can eat it when I'm finished! " "The saddest thing in the world is that when you have loose bowels, the bathroom at home is blocked. Stop it. I don't know what I'm doing.