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A: Hello, dear classmates and teachers (grandparents, uncles and aunts, big brothers and sisters). B: hello, everyone. I am very happy to perform for you ... (Ah) Great! B: Ah. Brilliant? This is my partner. (Yes) We are birds of a feather. B: Ah. Birds of a feather? Your cross talk is so good. (Ah) I like to hear you brag. Let me (ah) show you the noblest and noblest ... (What? ) Eternal life. Hey, let's go. This is really a mess. Hey, what's up? B: Anything else? Don't you think you are blushing because you don't speak properly and everyone laughs at you? A: It is normal to blush, because I am an unlucky beauty. Hey, he's still a lucky girl. A: Yes, I always blush when I do something wrong. Is my life getting better? B: Hey, come on, don't waste idioms here. A: Hey, what does this mean? B: You have changed the meaning of idioms. Oh, I don't understand. Oh, I don't understand. Ask me. A: Shout (ah). It seems that you are quite familiar with idioms. I dare not say so. Anyway, teaching you is enough. A: Then I'll ask your advice. B: Ask if you don't understand anything. A: There is an idiom that Screaming Trees has left. (Hmm) Can you tell me what it means? B: Ah, it's simple, you know? I know. Isn't this Khufu's grandson? Oh, what. Lynx is a monkey. The literal meaning of this idiom is that the tree fell down. (Ah) Monkeys are scattered everywhere. You got it? A: I don't understand. What don't you understand? A: Trees can protect water and soil, and trees can purify the air. Now people are planting trees. Why do they cut down big trees? Aren't we talking about lost trees? Sorry, all the trees in the world have been cut down. Are they just lost? (this? ) Without forests, birds have no place to nest. Can birds stand it? Oh, I can't stand it. Without forests, animals will have no homes. Can animals stand it? Oh, I can't stand it. A: Can you stand the soil erosion and environmental pollution in your home? Oh, I can't stand it. A: Then it shouldn't be gone. B: It should be like this ... that tree fell on your house. Hey, our home? A: I know you have taught me enough, but I want you to think about whether what I said is reasonable or not. Oh, I see. I said something to him just now, and he retaliated against me. Who makes me better than him? I tried to catch the wind with a tree. A tree attracts the wind? B: That's right. You mean the wind is caused by trees? Well, I ... How can a big tree catch the wind? Trees are windproof. Everyone knows that trees can prevent wind and fix sand. Why doesn't he even have this common sense? I know. I know, but you still say that? Oh, well, he has to forgive others. Do you have to allow people like him to exist? Clear water means no fish? A: Clear water without fish? B: Ah. A: If all the garbage and sewage are discharged into the water, may I ask: Oh, can there still be fish in the water? Everyone says so. A: Without thinking, what others say is all loopholes. He taught me ... What can he teach me? I think it is better for me to teach him. B: I didn't pay attention at first. Talking allows you to take advantage of this. If I'm serious, it's not certain who will win. A: Deer are protected animals. Whoever dies breaks the law. B: Well ... I don't believe you killed a deer. Let me see. Hey, aren't you herdsman? A: The argument is to tell everyone to protect the environment and care for our home. You should say so. If you say so, I will. Well, that's great. Let's talk together. B: Ah, well, according to you, there is a beautiful scenery at the door. The Old Calf is a beautiful painting. B: it should be said that chickens and dogs are restless. A: It should be said that all rabbits are sad to die. Show love to the environment. Answer: Let the tiger return to the mountains and live in harmony with the animals. We should learn from flatterers, who are horses' favorite. A: We should pay tribute to the braggart, who enriches the image of cattle. I want to learn from you. You can dance with wolves. I want to learn from you. You can be a tiger. You are a bad friend! You are very ambitious. You are a frog in the well. You beat the chicken with eggs. You play the lute to a cow. You are really anticlimactic. B: you're eyeing it. You are a fox and a tiger. You are so heartless. You are so heartless. B: (Hey) Fuck you!
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