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Reflection on the most difficult days

This day is the hardest day for me to go to primary school.

? Teacher Wei said that there would be a doctor from the hospital to deliver medicine to everyone in the afternoon, and the class was in chaos at once. Let's discuss it among ourselves. Which child likes taking medicine?

? I hate taking medicine. May I not have it? Lily Li, my deskmate, read my mind: "You're not afraid of taking medicine, are you?" "Ha ha, I m small round how afraid to take medicine? I am not afraid of injections. " I won't make any jokes for you. My excuse is that my good friend Tietou is a child who likes taking medicine. When he was in kindergarten, he took medicine the fastest in our class. He takes medicine as simple as eating jelly beans. I remember once the teacher praised Tietou: "Tietou, you are not afraid of suffering at all, very brave!" " Steel-toed proudly said, "What's the matter, teacher?" I'm not afraid to eat a box of medicine. "The teacher stopped boasting about steel-toed, and warned that steel-toed medicine should not be eaten too much. Eating too much can be life-threatening. The person who is most afraid of taking medicine is actually not me, but Hao Jing, a steely deskmate. After listening to good words, he cried anxiously on his desk. " Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll give you a piece of fruit candy. After taking the medicine, I will take it. Why do you want fruit candy? "This, this ..." Unless you admit that you are afraid of taking medicine, ""I will spare you. Will I be afraid to take medicine? "I take medicine as easily as eating jelly beans. Shortly in the afternoon, three beautiful clothes arrived, and my sister came into the classroom with a small medicine box on her back. At this moment, my heart is very nervous. I quickly raised my hand: "teacher, I have to go to the toilet, but I can't go to the teacher after dinner." My house is on fire, so I have to hurry to put out the fire. " "Mi Xiaojuan, don't sit still. "Well, it seems that there is no escape, so we have to accept the reality. Everyone began to take medicine. A doctor's sister came up to me and said that my classmates were ready to take medicine. I said the doctor's sister asked me to eat at the same table first. My mother says girls are preferred. When my sister listened to the audience, she kept laughing. Lily made a face at me and said that you obviously dare not eat rice doughnuts, but it's not. Taking medicine is as simple as eating jelly beans. You have understood that the doctor's sister wants to pick up the water cup, finish the medicine in her stomach at once, and then turn to me and say, it's your turn to Mi Xiaojuan. I handed in two pills and put them in my hand, but I refused to take them. At this time, my good friend Tietou decided to save me. He wanted to help me take medicine, but the doctor's sister stopped him. Well, in order not to make Li Lili laugh at me, I threw the pill in my mouth. The instrument is really great, not at all. Water ... water ... Jiang picked up my cup and drank my water in one gulp. Mom, you said Jiang was not good. He drank my water. Then what soup I drank, no pills in my mouth became more and more bitter. I shouted, water ... water ... is so bitter!

? This story tells us: "Don't take more medicine. If we take more medicine, our lives will be in danger. "