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What jokes have you made in Mandarin?

Wake up every day

You are with the sunshine.

It is the happiness I pursue.

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The opening remarks are for reference only. Thanks for reading. It used to be.

One year, I went to Phoenix to play. On the way back, I took the bus first, and then took a taxi to the railway station and came back by train. It seems that the road collapsed, which delayed a lot of time. Seeing that the train is about to leave, I was in a hurry when I took a taxi.

After getting on the bus, my conversation with the driver was like this.

Me: Master, please drive faster to the railway station. My train will arrive soon.

Driver: I see.

In a few minutes.

Me: Master, how long will it take?

Driver: How long does the train leave?

Me: It won't be long, the train will leave soon!

Driver: Yes, I said, has the train been running for a long time?

Driver: After all, you have kept me here for a long time!

Me: Master, I want you to find the driver at once. . . . . .

Me:. . . . . .

hey

I am the past.

I am waiting for you.