Tell three of the funniest jokes you have ever heard.

1. A farmer went to town and saw a man doing push-ups in the park in the morning. After reading it for a long time, he said, why are you still working hard?

2. At a female classmate party, one person said that I was not a man. I said angrily, who says I'm not a man? Don't believe me. The best one said, pay. So I took out my ID card.

3. In a physiology class, the female teacher said after class, "Students, if you still don't understand, please raise your hand and ask questions, and the teacher will answer them for you."

After a while, a male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher seriously: "Teacher, is it more comfortable for a man to have sex with a woman?" Or are women more comfortable? "

The female teacher thought for a moment and said, "Is your nose comfortable when you dig with your hands?" Is your hand still comfortable? "Male students thought, well, this nose is really comfortable! Sit down.

The female teacher then asked, "Students, if you still don't understand, please raise your hand and ask questions, and the teacher will answer them for you."

There was silence for a while, but the male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher, "Teacher, when a man and a woman make love, is it comfortable to wear a condom or not?"

The female teacher immediately replied, "Is it comfortable to wear gloves or not to wear gloves when your nose itches?" The male classmate thought, well, it's quite comfortable without gloves, and sat down again.

The female teacher then asked, "Students, if you still don't understand, please ask questions and the teacher will answer them for you."

The female teacher asked two questions. At this time, it was the male classmate who stood up again and asked, "Teacher, why did that woman have her period?" . Can't you have sex? "

The female teacher said with a slight displeasure, "Then when your nose bleeds. Do you still pick your nose with your hands? " Male students think, well, yes!

The female teacher then asked, "Students, if you still don't understand, please ask questions quickly."

Soon, the male classmate raised his hand and asked the female teacher, "Teacher, since women are more comfortable than men during sex, why do women resist when men rape women?"

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