When I was eating, my mother scolded me for eating slowly. How should I retort?

I saw someone asking this question on the Internet: When I was eating, my mother scolded me for being slow to eat. How should I retort?

It is human nature for people to eat when they are hungry. , inevitable. It’s really uncomfortable to be criticized by elders while eating. The cat will growl at you when you stand next to it and watch it while eating. So I think it’s generally better for others to talk less while eating. The most important thing is to eat your own food. At this time, if an elder inserts a mouthful into you while you are eating, it will feel like a cat roaring. You will definitely feel unhappy, but you generally don’t dare to vent, so most friends can only eat in a muffled voice, or speed up the meal.

How should we deal with being interrupted while eating? Here we explain the case in detail:

1. My parents scolded me for eating slowly. For example: Look at you eating slowly and leisurely, what else can you do? Honey, please eat quickly, otherwise you won’t be able to have enough to eat when you’re a guest outside (it’s mother’s language at first glance). Personally, I think that if you are tough, I will be tough too. If you go head-to-head, it depends on which one is stronger! So I will state my position directly and concisely: I like it, I am willing! /Eating is my own business, why do you care so much? However, if such words are heard by strict parents, they will probably become angry, and they may not be able to eat and walk away! So when you encounter this kind of very strict and powerful parents, it is best to finish the meal quietly, or speed up the meal, and you can also answer like this: I will wash the dishes after eating! ! If you are a relatively good-tempered parent, you can do this: You can act coquettishly and get away with it, such as: If you tell me I won't eat, I will see if you feel bad when I am hungry, I am your flesh!! If you are reasonable, it is not easy to deal with him. You are eating well, but he throws out a lot of reasons to point fingers at you, buzzing at you like a bunch of flies. You want to Pull out its intestines, then wrap them around the neck a few times and pull hard, ah! The whole world is pure! ! So you have to put down your chopsticks seriously, sort out your thoughts, and play games with him to get him to shut up. Generally speaking, you have to confront a reasonable person with reason and convince him.

2. Being scolded by other elders for eating slowly. This is actually easy to solve. It’s always someone you don’t know well and is a relative. If you go to his house to have a meal but you always have to endure the nagging, then why are you so shameless and freeloading?

3. Friends and colleagues scold you for being slow to eat. When a close friend or colleague talks about you, of course you can also respond jokingly: You may get stomach problems if you eat so fast! ! Of course, you can also tell them a lot of big principles about eating slowly, while eating, haha, they will get tired of listening and won’t say goodbye to you anymore! As time goes by, Xiao Zhi uses emotion and Dong uses reason, and maybe they can join the slow-eating family.

4. People you don’t know well think you are slow to eat. In this case, you usually just ignore the other person or put the lunch box aside. If you are eating in a restaurant, take out five big bills from your wallet and throw it on the table: I’m treating you today! ! This is a more arrogant way to do it. Of course, it is more expensive. If you don’t want to pay the bill yourself, you can eat slowly and slowly. You must be still eating when the waiter greets you. Of course, you must not show an air of dissatisfaction with the other party. Be humble, move the topic to other places subtly, and flatter the other party. You can also say "big brother, big brother" when the waiter comes to greet the service. The short answer is that the waiter felt that he was the one paying the bill. When the waiter acted a little arrogant, he was naturally happy to pay for the meal.

5. Your parents or elders will also scold you for eating too fast. They usually say that if you eat slower, you won’t be afraid of choking and starving yourself to death (this is a bit damaging, and most parents and elders will not Such wording). In short, they will find some topics at the dinner table to poke your pain in one way or another. Generally, these kind of parents or elders are more shady. This may be just their habit. In fact, there is no other malicious intention. For parents or elders who are more accustomed to criticizing you, because they are habitual, they will always criticize you at inappropriate times, which has become a conditioned reflex. So this is quite depressing, what should I do? For relatives and elders who don't move around often, as the saying goes, if you don't listen, you'll be quiet, and if you don't see, you won't be bothered. You should leave less often. When your parents ask you to go, you can just make up any excuse not to do it. What are you doing? I must be hungry like a moth swooping over me.

What about the ones we meet often? This means you have to follow the trend, act according to the situation, and adapt to people's conditions. You have to master their habitual dark patterns in a relatively short period of time, understand the enemy's attributes, and keep fast when he wants to slow down. He said that when you go fast, keep it slow. In short, you must maintain a good rhythm.

If others feel that you are too slow, you can also control the pace and make it a little faster. You cannot always have a table full of people waiting for you to slowly finish a bowl of rice before taking the meal. Let’s keep grilling one bowl. You're not having reunion dinner every day. You can eat whatever you want when you go home, and no one can care about you.

In fact, when it comes to this, eating slowly and eating quickly is just a habit, and maybe it has something to do with a person's personality. But what I want to remind everyone here is that you really shouldn’t eat too fast. In the past, some TV series about soldiers usually required soldiers to finish a large bowl of rice in two or three minutes. I think this is really very... Stupid behavior. This behavior is extremely harmful to the stomach and can also cause malabsorption of nutrients. If a child in the developmental stage always devours his meals, he will eat too much and become hungry quickly, which will also increase the burden on the gastrointestinal tract. In the long run, it will induce stomach problems and malnutrition. Eating was originally just a habit in human life, an instinct to maintain life. Later, after there was enough food, we began to pursue other things about food, such as nutrition, appearance, taste, elegance and production of food. By combining the traditional and simplified versions, we give food more of a metaphysical quality, and it is not just as simple as filling our stomachs! Learn to appreciate food, learn to taste food, this is delicious food! In the process of eating, only by enjoying it slowly can you feel something inside the food and fill your stomach.